A Private Invitation

6 August 2003
Well, now I can finally talk about it, now that it's been posted on the local community arts resource (and resource for what's happening in the […]
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Beer for Beeyatches

5 August 2003
Up late working on an anthology (reading some of the dirtiest short stories I've ever read, by the way -- may have to take a "personal […]
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Are The Bruises On My Knees Sexy?

4 August 2003
Sunday was one of the roughest hangovers of my young life and I was unable to do any writing, so I went […]
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Voting For Flynt and A Lesbian Bachelorette Party

2 August 2003
I'm really excited about Larry Flynt running for governor -- screw tripling car registration fees and raising taxes, he wants to make money off slot machines. […]
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Fuck The Terminator

1 August 2003
It's official: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, as of Friday August 1, has filed paperwork and paid registration fees to run for California governor.
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Alison Tyler and Sex Ed

30 July 2003
It's been a while, and you'd think that I've been busy, and while I have, sitting at the computer writing on deadline doesn't really feel like I've been doing much of anything. No wild marching band parties, no […]
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The First Network For My Strap-On

22 July 2003
After a grueling weekend hunched over my desk and squinting at the computer working on three books on deadline (yes I am crazy), and one night […]
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Fisted by grandpa, and a big fat phony

18 July 2003
** 7/30 update: Amazon investigated "Jim" and removed his review! Aargh, I am so incredibly blocked right now. I have piles of work to do, pressing […]
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Sticky Real Doll Fantasies, Redux

12 July 2003
This has been a long, horny weekend. Ever since ErosBlog enlightened me to the talk about someone actually possibly funding my fantasy about a three (or […]
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Bad Vibes

9 July 2003
I am a superhero. I have many talents. One of my hidden talents is that I am a painter, as in, brushes and paint and canvases. […]
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Pounding Pudenda and Anal Canadians

8 July 2003
I'm going to continue to subject you to more of Pride weekend because these movies from Glen Bachmann of the amazing scene in the alley of […]
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Blow-Up Dolls and My New Guide to Pinching a Loaf

4 July 2003
On the day of blowing things up, I think of dolls. Those big, plastic, hard seamed, open-mouthed freaky looking things that adult stores sell. Learn everything […]
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My Wild, Wild Weekend

1 July 2003
Okay, I'm really not sitting here at my desk cruising loonerz.com. Maybe I am. Now I'm not -- I'm back behind the wheel of the Tiny […]
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Porn Parade

24 June 2003
A colleague is in town right now, Joe Gallant of Black Mirror Productions. He's hanging out and getting ready to shoot a porn film, and is […]
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PornOrchestra and Midnight Mischeif

18 June 2003
There's an awful lot going on in Tinyland. Last week I saw PornOrchestra and the whole performance was like a big dream […]
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Tales From the Crypt: Fantasy Realdoll Orgy — entry held over

10 June 2003
If you're into links of the sexually strange, then you are no doubt familiar with the Realdoll company. They make life-like, life-sized porn-star-bodied female fuck dolls […]
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My Bad Attitude, Redux

6 June 2003
Another photo from the high school party's "yearbook":
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Manginas and Shenises

5 June 2003
Whew. I have barely had a moment to sleep, let alone write entries, and that's tough when I have entries piling up in my brain like […]
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Now I Can Write Your Name in the Snow

3 June 2003
Yesterday, a very interesting device arrived for me in the mail. Oops, I'm jumping ahead -- let me back it on up* a little. […]
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Sperma Teeines — It Could Be Wurst

28 May 2003
I should probably be resting my tired arms and hands (Sunday I worked at SRL on a jet engine and some assorted hydraulics), but I just […]
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