And a Pound of Bananas for Stephen Colbert

28 November 2003
I was at the second of three Thanksgiving parties last night with Chriso and Hornboy, discussing that I was not, in fact, able to give thanks this year for having a […]
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Superhero Threeway Angst

21 November 2003
I have threesome anxiety. I wish I had a blog like DeeGee Girl, where a sexy vixen writes totally anonymously about her secret sexual adventures and no one knows who she is at all. You see, I am a sex writer, sex educator, and therein lies this giant […]
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Let’s Flush Her From the Universe

19 November 2003
I got this letter from an admirer in regards to the porn actress (Ada Mae Woffinden Johnson) who began making films using my name back in November 2001 (my first porn article was published in 1998). Apparently she has been doing interviews. Now, instead of giggling as my friends […]
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Survival Research

18 November 2003
I turned in my seventh book two weeks ago -- and the very next day went into two weeks of production on a sneaky surprise SRL […]
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Siegfried and Roy Ate My Brain

4 November 2003
First, here are cute pictures from Halloween before the alcohol made us incoherent. At a party thrown by an exquisite local dominatrix, I met up with […]
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Tits of Steel

28 October 2003
I got my first lap dance the other night. I think. […]
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Oh no! Blog Neglect!

22 October 2003
Finding this in my inbox has drawn me back to the Tiny Log, taking a small break while finishing my seventh book: […]
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I Saw Arnold Schwarzenegger In a Big Rubber Diaper at a Sex Party

1 October 2003
I'd like to begin this entry with a few shouts out to folks who I've recently discovered are regular Tiny Log lurkers -- hey Coop! Smooches […]
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Still alive…

30 September 2003
Very tired... updated front page... more soon about the crazy sex party I went to last weekend. Meanwhile, pics from my friend Mark's wedding, corsetry by Dark Garden: […]
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Today is My Birthday! Viva Me!

22 September 2003
After being duly chastised by a trumpet player from the Extra Action Marching Band for not updating my blog ("Just let us know you're alive!"), I'm […]
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Penis Enlargement Mafia Vandalism

5 September 2003
First, drop everything and read this article about women who watch porn. On Wednesday morning I woke up -- early, eech -- to go to a Good Vibes meeting and found my car window smashed and […]
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My Head is Huge

1 September 2003
Wow -- one of my recent favorite discoveries, Freddy and Eddy are running a front-page tribute to... me! Check it out!    
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Hail Fellatio!

30 August 2003
Okay, I'm sick and I can't concentrate, which is a writer's nightmare, so I decide to go trolling around Amazon to read reader reviews -- and to my lucky surprise, this gem was waiting for me in the reviews for The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio: […]
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My Yearly Headcold

29 August 2003
My pal Thomas Roche (who now has his own hilarious online journal so you too can share his Gothic-tinged pain) sent me this link but it […]
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Man Seeks Inflatable Sheep

25 August 2003
I know, this picture looks really freaky. I was cruising through the Exotic Erotic website looking at last year's pictures -- I was there last year on a lark, snuck in, and also snuck backstage -- and found […]
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Synesthesia Interview — Coming In Color

23 August 2003
I love the adorable retro sex site, Lippy Imp -- and Lippy loves me back! No more lonely nights, ahhh. Check out the big, fat and happy interview with me on Lippy Imp, which is actually my favorite […]
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Lick My Gubernatorial Platforms, You Worm

18 August 2003
And I thought Larry Flynt running for governor of my fair native state was cool. Adult supermodel and queen of big-boobie naked jumping jacks Mary Carey […]
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Tons of Mail

18 August 2003
Wow, I've been getting oodles of mail lately -- yay! I went to a wedding this weekend here in town, where one […]
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Women Watch Porn, Dammit!

13 August 2003
Often in the business of working with small, independent book publishers (as I do), the publisher will impress upon the author to garner quotes from various […]
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I Am Allergic to Burning Man

11 August 2003
Ugh, I'm sitting here, after writing five porn reviews, with my fourth nosebleed in two days. I have just returned from an ill-fated, ill-advised trip to […]
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