Guerilla Furrie Bar

19 March 2004
A few days ago, an email arrived on my doorstep as SRL crew, from an SRL fan and robotics society magistrate. Asking for help wrangling the Robot Olympics, he wasn't specific with details as to what he might want me to do, and while I tire painfully of […]
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Dita Von Zzzzz’s

18 March 2004
Late night tonight at the computer, working on a book, what a surprise... Am I a compulsive writer? I mean, I stop to drink water and watch porn, pet my fat fluffy whiny cat, check email, etc. I worked at the Good Vibes store (aka Akbar and Jeff's Dildo Hut) […]
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Sex Manuals Arouse Conservatives

16 March 2004
I made a censorship hit list! In this month's American Libraries Journal in their "Censorship Watch" section, the main story is called "Sex Manuals Arouse Anger." In it, they describe a meeting by 75 angry Delaware County (PA) residents who want the library's seven (seven!) sex books removed from the […]
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Party Crasher

15 March 2004
Finally, my home office is up and running, and I am rested after a couple of insane work weeks. You all know I work 40 hours a week, right? Then after work I do things like […]
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Oral Sex and Mouth Cancer

2 March 2004
On Wednesday February 25, 2004, Reuters in London reported findings published in New Scientist Magazine stating a link between oral sex and oral tumors (cancers). The paranoid headline read "Oral Sex Shown to be Linked to Mouth Cancer," and while the opening paragraph explained that the risk is […]
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Hunky Jesus Blowjob Contest

20 February 2004
As it turns out, not everyone is happy with the image of Jesus getting a blowjob, as I suggested in my most recent post. Sharp-witted blogger Bacchus at Erosblog posted my rant, and if you take a look at the comments, it has sparked the ire of several […]
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On My Knees Again for Jesus

17 February 2004
Where oh where the hell have I been, many emails have been asking... A horrible bout of food poisoning (with fever and antibiotics), having my DSL cut off without my consent by SBC, and moving my entire apartment all within one week had me well off the map. […]
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Charge!

6 February 2004
All my web updates have been late, something that really bugs me -- but I haven't been able to stand being at home while all the frat boys are partying upstairs (hate them). I can’t wait to move next week! Hopefully my service won’t screw up my DSL transfer (ha!) […]
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Taboo!

29 January 2004
I am so excited I can hardly write. I worked all morning on edits to my next book, Taboo, and was happily surprised to find out that it's going to press ASAP. Instead of June, it'll be out in March! But the icing on the cake is the […]
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Thier Taste in Music Sucks, Too

28 January 2004
I have been off the blog for a while -- I've been really missing it. Unfortunately, a bunch of creepy frat boys have moved in upstairs, above my apartment, making my life into a living hell of constant […]
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Conversations With a Real Doll

13 January 2004
I have no problem admitting to having sexual fantasies about RealDolls -- you know, those freakily realistic sex dolls made of silicone on a metal skeleton, custom-made from templates of eye color, pussy hair styles... etc., etc. They're strange and otherworldly, and yet, growing up reading Omni magazine […]
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back from AVN!

9 January 2004
I'm back home, yay! I had a really great time, and I'll tell you all about it and post more pics -- but I've only had three hours of sleep and just want to watch horror movies. Until I'm alive enough to give a full report, enjoy these two sample […]
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We Can All Tell She’s Faking It

5 January 2004
First, it's bad, it's hilarious, it's the Rotten Dead Pool. Next, I got an email today that is very typical of the type of letters […]
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packed and perky

4 January 2004
If I sit on my suitcase, it'll close. That's what I tell myself, looking at the heaping pile of clothing on top of the yawning mouth that should be my easy-trundle case. Normally, even for such a looky-loo faux-glamour event such as AVN I'd not pack as much, […]
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Fear and Loathing at AVN

2 January 2004
I visited a professional acquaintance at his job the other day, actually I was invited to watch a taping of a locally filmed TV show, and when we had time to chat he told me he's going to the Adult Video News awards and convention in Las Vegas […]
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Happy Holidays!

25 December 2003
It's freezing cold here in SF -- I hope everyone is having a warm and wonderful, if not sexy and slippery, holiday. Did you catch daddy kissing Santa Claus? Don't worry -- according to experts, straight men can enjoy gay sex guilt free, but only under certain circumstances. Read Bryan […]
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They Might Need a Lot of Lube

23 December 2003
It's definitely the season of sharing, and I am definitely one excited little elfette. Here's what kind of email I'm getting: "Just wanted […]
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Vibrator Busts, Homo Marriage Blues, Anorexic Hipsters and Vicodin Parties

20 December 2003
The most recent thing on my mind is the prank I tried to get Good Vibes to play on the Johnson County (Texas) Narcotics Task Force. I thought it was a great idea, but like all my bright and shining ideas -- okay, pranks -- I knew the idea was […]
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Quick Highlights

6 December 2003
On the main page you can read a bit about how my book party went -- great, and I was shocked and surprised to get a visit from Nina Hartley, who it turns out, is a fan of *mine*! Here is how I enjoyed signing books. And last […]
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That Tortured Farm Animal Tried to Steal My Name

2 December 2003
Hey, I've been selected as a judge for Carly Milne's (of Pornblography fame) hilarious -- yet right on target -- First Annual Pornblography Awards. Go ahead, nominate who you think should win "Performer Whose Sex Noises Most Closely […]
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