Ouch

29 May 2004
I have just now come to accept that I am going to get little work done today, thanks to my king-sized hangover. My head feels like it's the size of Texas. But at least I had a lot of fun putting myself in this condition, at a friend's housewarming party […]
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A Damn Good Question

21 May 2004
Holy cow, I cleaned out my inbox and realized I have over fifty emails from Tiny Nibbles readers I have not responded to -- I'm sorry! Get the paddle. I promise that soon I'll lock myself in my office with a few delicious inebriants and my digital camera, and won't […]
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Practical Bestiality

19 May 2004
I'm still catching up. Last Sunday I had the sheer pleasure of speaking at San Francisco Sex Information, the local (though national) sex hotline. They are one of the most needed and fantastic resources in the world -- you can call or email them with literally *any* question […]
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30 Hours in LA

15 May 2004
It's been a couple of days, over two dozen hours of sleep and a good bottle of pinot noir since my trip to LA, and I'm still sorting the whole thing out in my head. No, I didn't get a column or a picture deal, or any bunnies, but my […]
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Countdown to LA

11 May 2004
All right: my bags are packed, my last-minute list is on the kitchen table and I'm really wondering if I'm going to get any sleep tonight. Tomorrow morning I leave for LA -- for exactly 30 hours in Los Angeles. I get picked up at the airport by […]
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Wankers!

7 May 2004
Okay, so yesterday some guy came into the store and tried to return condoms. I know what you're thinking -- ew. It wasn't quite like that, but he definitely had some issues. He had a handful of condoms still in their wrappers and said, "they don't work." When asked what […]
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More Like a Diary Entry

5 May 2004
Skip this entry if you're looking for sex; I've been on a work binge sans orgasms. This soon shall pass. My weekend was a work weekend: wrote Friday night till late, then woke up Saturday at one. Wrote all day and night to try and finish one of […]
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Playboy is my Daddy

30 April 2004
Big front page update, check it out. Exciting news -- Playboy is flying me to LA to be on their Sexcetera show! I'm pretty excited, especially because they're having me direct an oral sex scene, and from what the producer has been telling me, it'll be the most […]
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Beat

28 April 2004
Okay, so Tony Comstock and his wife are sending me their Sybian to "borrow" for a while. Wow! I'll have to get my own attachments, of course, and I won't be able to conjoin it with any SRL […]
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My Sex Machine Fundraiser

27 April 2004
Trolling around the web today, I discovered this chilling yet fascinating article about the death of a Canadian bondage model and possible link between her death and snuff films -- and a summary of other snuff film reportage. […]
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Banning Ignorance is a Good Place to Start

26 April 2004
Well, it seems that if something is worth doing, it's worth banning. SRL is banned in many places -- we got kicked out of Japan, were banned and escorted out of Austin, Texas by officers of the law, and are banned from performing in San Francisco, our own […]
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Errata

23 April 2004
Random notes from a wonderfully random day. Spoke with a reporter at CNN about women as porn viewers; I may go on a point/counterpoint discussion, which would be a whole lot of fun, especially if my opposite is a religious fundamentalist. Arguing with those people is always a […]
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Cheering Up

21 April 2004
To start, a big, wet, sloppy smooch and thank you to people who have sent me emails o'love. Two things have cheered me up today. One is evil and wrong. When passing by a group of 10-ish schoolkids waiting for the bus, one of the young girls hurled […]
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Cranky

20 April 2004
I am cranky. I have been cranky for over a week. It's been a lousy month at work for me, and just when I think it's really crappy, it gets worse. Then, to top it all off, the only light of my life in the crack whore, junkie […]
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Missive From a Submissive

13 April 2004
Got this great, juicy email over the weekend. Check out her blog, it's deliciously nasty: I checked your site out, LOVE it! Will be back for more. […]
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Four Things

6 April 2004
First, I won’t be updating my blog again until after the weekend -- I'm about to disappear to work on the SRL event this Friday, where you can see scary and amazing things, and I'll be interviewed as "Woman who operates deadly machines." Unless something *really amazing* happens, […]
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The Underpants Gnome of Good Vibrations

2 April 2004
Yesterday was a slow and boring shift at the Good Vibes store I worked at. The other stores rocked, while I sat around and quickly degenerated into a total dork. I blame it all on "underpants-on-the-outside-guy." He's a regular, comes in once a week or so, and is […]
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On the Air Tonight

31 March 2004
Great news, before I head down to the dildo hut. Tonight I'll be making my third appearance on Sirius OutQ Radio on the Derek and Romaine show. Last time they deputized me as the "official porn reviewer" of their show, and have booked me for monthly gigs all […]
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Viva Viagra!

29 March 2004
About a month ago I read a cute little "road test" essay by Freddy (over at one of my favorite sites Freddy and Eddy) where he gets his hands on some Viagra and tries it out -- wearing out cutie-pie Eddy in the process. I got turned on […]
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Cockbot

22 March 2004
Robolympics was incredible -- I judged 44 rounds of robot competitions, in middle- and heavyweight classes, sometimes at near risk of life and limb from huge flying parts of machines being ripped apart and flung into the Lexan in front of me. And true to my SRL training, I did […]
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