Granny’s Gone Wild

21 July 2004
When I was in Colorado last weekend I found myself in lovely, beautiful Colorado Springs. By accident I happened to be there for their gay pride celebration, which by SF standards is more like a cute craft fair, but I discovered by Colorado Springs standards is a major leap into […]
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Emails From the Actual Edge

20 July 2004
My friend Thomas Roche has been in LA for exactly one week. Here is a sample reply to my queries about how things are going: […]
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Free Hot Smut

14 July 2004
Hooray for free hot smut! Blowfish, those erudite, pervy purveyors with a great toy selection, now have a free online erotica magazine, Fishnet. And like their toy-buying sensibilities, you can expect heavy doses of explicit kink. Updated Tuesdays.
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Hurricane Roche

12 July 2004
I've been out of the blogosphere for a week, and what a week it's been. Mostly I was on a self-imposed editing exile to finish the final *final* edits on The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasies, an exile where I go over the whole thing like a little monkey looking […]
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Making Pris

4 July 2004
It's the fireworks holiday. And following with what must be a centuries' old tradition here in SF, a huge fireworks celebration is planned for 9:30 tonight, while The City is surrounded by an ominous wall of fog. A juggernaut of fog, a behemoth of fog on all sides, ready to […]
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Cabana Pony

2 July 2004
Right now, my best friend Thomas is driving to LA. Which means it's time for me to face the music and blog about some news I got last week, news that I've been in total denial about. […]
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Vagina Twain, SF Pride, Meeting Betty Dodson

29 June 2004
Last weekend, Pride took over The City, as it always does, with swarms of smiling, happy families, horny LGBT tourists from all over the world and bringing out residents ready to party. It's a big see-and-be-seen event, and the hot sunny weather had everyone out doing something; sexual orientation doesn't […]
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The Other Hollywood Expo

24 June 2004
A few days ago technosex femme fatale Xeni Jardin emailed me a special secret link to her pictures form the Erotica LA Expo. Boy did I feel lucky; her photos told a photojournalistic story of the experience that really had me spellbound. Like a photoblog. They also recalled all my […]
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Bend Over Boyfriend With the Stars

23 June 2004
The email keeps pouring in. Got this, made me feel like a 13-year-old-girl (or Mr. Garrison from South Park) at a Ricky Martin concert: "You just made my tool bar. Love your site and have always enjoyed your writings at Good Vibrations. Most enjoyable site on the web." […]
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Love Mail

21 June 2004
Nothing makes you appreciate the finer things in life than a oozy, scary piece of hate mail. I got one this weekend, from a "good Christian" who went on about the "faggot marching band," how I'm "living in sin," and how I desecrate things with "homosexuality, sex toys […]
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Pinched

19 June 2004
I am in pain. A type of back pain for which there seems to be little relief. Anyone who has wished me ill is getting their wish fulfilled, as it feels like someone stabbed a big long knife in my back and left it there, coming back to twist it […]
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Nervous Squeaks

15 June 2004
I may not get to post very much this week as things have gotten a little crazy. I feel like that scene in The Jerk (actually I feel like most of the scenes in The Jerk most of the time) where Steve Martin sees his name in the […]
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Tofu Crack

14 June 2004
I have decided that I want to work for PETA, because apparently if you work there you get to smoke crack all day long: Bikini Tofu Wrestling *** Superbowl Impotence Ad
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National Penis Month

11 June 2004
Woo-hoo! It's National Penis Month over at ErosBlog, and while I visit Bacchus' site daily, you know where I'll be hanging out all month sipping cocktails and chatting up a few stiff pricks -- chez Bacchus, of course! While you're clicking links, be sure to hit this link […]
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Oral Sex Physiology Illustrated

11 June 2004
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Demon Depositories of Oral Sex

7 June 2004
I just can't resist: Oral Sex is a Dangerous and Deadly New Trend. "Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth." Love the ad that reads "Accept Christ […]
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Sex and Tech

6 June 2004
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I Am A Gay Man

5 June 2004
Hornboy and a friend recently delivered a piece of artwork to a man in LA, who happens to be Margaret Cho's husband. When they told me about it I said, "I thought she was gay!?" Yet, I was wrong. When I mentioned this "new" fact to my gay […]
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The Elegant Spanking

4 June 2004
Well, I guess I had it coming. All my obsessing about upgrading to OSX, my shaky/whiny installation on my iBook, and my willingness to then ignore the laptop and still fumble around on my rocks-and-sticks 9.2 G4. Last night, Hornboy just couldn't take it anymore. He asked me, […]
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Sunday Blues

30 May 2004
Today I was a bit depressed. That means I was out of sorts -- depression is a total stranger to me. I kind of didn't know what to do. I found myself on my bed at three in the afternoon really unhappy. I had a hideous to-do list […]
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