Boobie-A-Thon

3 October 2004
I'm in the Blogger Boobie-A-Thon! I've thrown my boobs in the ring with scores of other female bloggers and bared all to raise awareness and funds for breast cancer prevention and research. Read the details here. See the covered (well, mostly) here. For a $50 donation to […]
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Dirty Banana

29 September 2004
Ah -- I’m back! To my delight I’ve returned to two interviews (of me) up and live, one at Adult Friend Finder and the other at Cleis Press. I’m also in the October issue of Oprah’s O Magazine, and I found out that I’ll be signing books at […]
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Spontaneous Escape!

20 September 2004
I had a big entry planned but Hornboy is whisking me away for my birthday! There won’t be any blogging until (WOW!) the 29th, as I spend a week away from deadlines, computers and out of cell phone range, and accumulate as many birthday spankings as I can. […]
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Adult companies fined for unprotected sex!

17 September 2004
California officials fined companies over $30K each! www.sfgate.com
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Ivan Vs. Kittens

15 September 2004
I've been on pins and needles a bit this week because of the hurricane. First, is it my best friend's birthday (Thomas Roche). He is far away and I'm terribly lonely at work without him to talk to. Foremost, his girlfriend (Ponygirl) lives in New Orleans, and it's been seriously […]
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Sleepwalking

12 September 2004
After updating my blog on 9/9, I take a shower, and notice the irregular calico patterns of sunburn settling into my skin. I see the outline of my sunglasses on the bridge of my nose, stripes on my shoulders from my shirt and a white ring around my […]
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The British Invasion

9 September 2004
I've been out with a British TV crew all day filming for that sex/reality/comedy TV show I mentioned in previous posts. They are hilarious -- and though there is a bit of a language barrier, I have learned to work around words like "knackered" and "gobsmacked." They're off filming SF […]
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Bonus! SFist!

9 September 2004
Wow -- today Tiny Nibbles and I got a way cool write up in my favorite source for local SF news and information, sfist.com. Seriously, I love this site, with its smart, sassy and sharp local contributors. Thanks, SFist!
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Shout Out

8 September 2004
This is a shout out to male sex workers: If you are a male sex worker in the Bay Area and would be interested in speaking to a group of students for about 15 minutes about what you do, please contact me. I'll be speaking to the same […]
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V is for Virgo

7 September 2004
It's still hot here in San Francisco. We've had a sweltering heat wave for the past five days or so, and this is essentially our summer. Tonight it's finally cooling down, and I had the sheer joy of seeing the Dutch film, Yes Nurse, No Nurse at the […]
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Stepmonster

5 September 2004
This is a somewhat personal entry; if you want fun sex stuff and pranks and porn, come back in a day or two and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming. […]
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My Very Own Darwin Award

2 September 2004
Eddie is now free, phew. But if you want a taste of the naughty dirty things the Republicans are up to during the convention, read this awesome blog by a woman who works as a cocktail waitress in a strip club that has been seeing a lot […]
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Free Eddie

1 September 2004
My dear SRL friend Eddie, a sweet computer genius, has been arrested for filming protesters in New York. In a twist, you can bid on his bail on eBay. Whatta world.
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Chaka!

1 September 2004
Oh, Fleshbot, how I love you for giving me the Olympic Bulge Awards, the only thing that made me wish I'd watched the Olympics. Ahhh! Random bits: The biggest clit I've ever seen (not work safe; thanks to a reader). The dangerous and risky sport of shooting a chicken with a rocket launcher. The […]
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Sex Educator Fear Factor

20 August 2004
I have decided that we need to sort the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the strong, and the pussies from the pussy-know-it-alls. A sex educator Fear Factor. […]
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Alive!

13 August 2004
I'm alive again! I had what is now being called at Good Vibes "The Evil" – a flu of devastating proportions. Like a hurricane eats trailer homes, it's now wending its way though the Mail Order department. I survived on well wishes from you, dear readers, (Thank you! […]
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Flu

4 August 2004
I have the flu and promise I'll be back to blog sexily when the fever breaks. Hopefully I'll have some weird dreams, like when you eat pizza before going to bed. Meanwhile, these are neat because you can watch all three at once.
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Privacy, Jazzfest And My First Lapdance – From A Girl Named Apple

29 July 2004
Eee-yikes. Xeni emailed me this morning, about the Alabama sex toy case ruling setting the precedent that *the Constitution does not include the right to sexual privacy.* This is really bad. All this about a vibrator -- and a vibrator sales sting operation, nonetheless! I wonder, was it called "Operation: […]
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Dyke Dolls

28 July 2004
Just a cute quickie -- Barbie, meet Bobbi. Does Bobbi come with a little plastic U-Haul?
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“No Slap Balls” – Is Straight Porn’s “No Homo”

27 July 2004
Image from Passion of A Goddess via Mormon Erotica). I had dinner last night with my dear friend Alison Tyler; she's such an awesome girl. We talked about how we're both addicted to nonfiction books right now. And in fact, I'm deeply caught up in reading Under the Banner of Heaven, […]
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