podcasts

22 December 2004
Podcasts are go! Check out the audio page!
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bicycle powered sex

21 December 2004
Got this great email from my best pal Thomas: "You are programming an AI sex educator? That fascinates and terrifies me. You are one weird kitten, […]
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panic in outfit park

17 December 2004
Alright, so I just made eros boutique refund all my money on the schoolgirl outfit, and I couldn't be any angrier about it. As you all know I placed the order a week ago Monday, and was supposed […]
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busted

15 December 2004
Hey -- I was on the Derek and Romaine show tonight with Victoria Zdrok. She is very cool. I was also interviewed by Wired today, yay for me! […]
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hot off the SRL wires

5 December 2004
Why read this when you can have your portrait drawn by a robot, or better yet, take a visit to the robot-run tickle salon?
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the only time your vote really counts in America

4 December 2004
I know what you're thinking. Yeah, yeah, you're thinking -- Violet is Dr. Frankenstein (more like Frank-N-Furter), robot this, robot that. But what about the vote!? What tight, nasty rubber outfit are you going to slide into sans panties, sans bra, and wear to the ball, Cinderella? You've […]
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The Passion of the Robot

29 November 2004
What a week it's been. Critical mass (ass) at my day job prompted me to resign half my duties there, including my role as editor of the Magazine. That part is bittersweet to me -- I founded that magazine against many odds, it championed many things the staff […]
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disaster update

19 November 2004
Sorry that last link died so fast. Luckily my pal Dave (of the Robolympics and the Robotics Society of America) mirrored it on his site here. Right now I am supposed to be coming up with "ten moves […]
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exciting disaster

18 November 2004
Hot off the SRL wires: a stunning accident, in sequence.
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party at the sperm bank

17 November 2004
Well, not actually at the sperm bank, but I did do some serious partying with sperm bank workers last night at one of SF's diviest Karaoke bars. It was a birthday party for my friend, a sex crisis hotline worker, fetish model and sperm bank employee. Wha--? Yes, […]
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All your bear are belong to us

12 November 2004
First, and this is important: is Kenny Rogers a bear? Next, the thing to do in SF tonight (performance at 9) -- and tomorrow night […]
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I hate hippies; hippies go die, you fucking hippies I hate you

9 November 2004
What a weekend. Did I have a run-in with hippies? Yes I did. I wish I could've had a bit more of Halloween weekend left over, which I did not blog about but probably because I've been waiting for my blood-alcohol levels to return to "normal" before I even begin […]
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Gonzo Politics

4 November 2004
I don't typically blog about politics. Sexual politics, sure, but my own political views, no. I've thought about this a lot, especially when political things irk or awe me. But to me, politics are more personal than sex. This makes me wonder about myself, about how working in […]
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no comment

2 November 2004
Front page updates. Teledildonics Now. Jon Stewart for president of the United States.
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Happy Halloween!

30 October 2004
Happy Halloween everyone! I hope everyone has a safe, fun and sexy holiday -- it's my favorite. Check out porn pumpkins (smooches to Fleshbot.com), more and more and look at the fun window displays in SF one, two, three, four. The one pictured is a sex shop […]
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I Do Love Bears

26 October 2004
Exotic Erotic, bleah! Actually, it wasn't too bad. My first happy moment was when I went to will call to get my bracelet, a "standard admission, wait in line, no perks because you're a vendor" bracelet. […]
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Sex Tour, Sick Girl

22 October 2004
All I want to eat right now is grapes and I just dropped one on the floor, where it has camouflaged itself nicely in the red carpet that covers my closet-turned-office. Today I awoke form 12 hours of sleep; before that I slept for 15 hours, which I […]
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I Hate Her Deeply

22 October 2004
Email from a journalist, today: "I will note that the picture they've been running of […]
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The San Francisco Dr. Phil Smackdown

5 October 2004
The people of San Francisco have spoken. I took my camera to the subways to gather evidence. See more in my Kill Phil folder.
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The Elegant Spanking

4 October 2004
Once, a long time ago, I dated a boy who wasn't a great date. But I'll never forget the evening he did something that changed my life. One night we were lounging on my bed, making […]
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