22 March 2005
There were way too many funny entries, so enjoy the three excellent winning captions and indulge yourself with the runner-ups... The top three, in order:
"This was a gift to the President from Jeff Gannon." --Noka, US
"You see, Mrs. Bush, the Exxxtreme 3000 dildo has a
flared base, which was the reason […]
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21 March 2005
Apparently they fired her while I was there, but I didn't know it. And it's still really impossible to resist making fun of Michele Zipp right now. Who doesn't love a nice, hot piece of Republican ass? (Seacrest: OUT!) Well, okay, I met her for one second when I was […]
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