caption contest winners

22 March 2005
There were way too many funny entries, so enjoy the three excellent winning captions and indulge yourself with the runner-ups... The top three, in order: "This was a gift to the President from Jeff Gannon." --Noka, US "You see, Mrs. Bush, the Exxxtreme 3000 dildo has a flared base, which was the reason […]
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“Former Playgirl Editor-in-Chief Can’t Get Presidential Semen Stains Out Of Gap Dress”

21 March 2005
Apparently they fired her while I was there, but I didn't know it. And it's still really impossible to resist making fun of Michele Zipp right now. Who doesn't love a nice, hot piece of Republican ass? (Seacrest: OUT!) Well, okay, I met her for one second when I was […]
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Knock ‘Er Loose

16 March 2005
As of tonight, my reign of terror on Fleshbot is over. Well, mostly. I've been filling in for Jonno for five nonstop days (of working from am to... am) and it has completely consumed me; add to this a very stressful wrap-up with my Best Sex Writing book that is […]
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friday pussy blogging guest spot

11 March 2005
My pussy has a first name. It's B-r-i-t-n-e-y. It's okay, she can't spell. My pussy does not have a last name, for obvious legal reasons. And today I found out that my pussy can write. To my great dismay, she wrote me this letter: Hey Violet, hihihi! Omigawd, how are you? I'm […]
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Sorceror’s Apprentice

10 March 2005
Last night Jonno gave me the keys to Fleshbot and cut me loose -- I've been totally freaking out and shaking like an heiress' inbred pooch ever since. He's on his way to LA to cover the GayVN's, and after a week of me feeding him 4-6 posts a day, […]
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building destruction video

9 March 2005
Sent to me just now: cool time-lapse video of the death of the Chicago Sun Times building. Begins with men, ends with machines, all destruction, yay! Warning: sappy music, but evokes a nice meditative mood... http://www.pixelplay.org/jeff/suntimes/
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suicide rejecto girl

8 March 2005
I'm procrastinating that thing I have to write for Playgirl. Not because I don't want to, not because I'm out of ideas (not by a longshot), not because I got my shuffle and it takes like a thousand hours to charge (but -- w00t!), and not because it's hard to […]
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caption contest!

6 March 2005
This picture needs something. Don't you think? It needs your love. Look, I've read some of the hilarious things you've written in my photo album (many times making my nose into a water/coffee/wine shooter). So here's the plan: Give this photo a caption. I will pick three hi-larry-us winners: the winners, […]
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Up Late, With Port

3 March 2005
I'm really sinking my teeth into my job as a Fleshbotette -- what girl doesn't love trolling weird porn sites all day and seeking out visual sex adventures going on tips and hints? But here is the fun side effect I know you will love: some things are just *way […]
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wired x3

1 March 2005
I'm in this month's Wired! Annalee Newitz features me in her (print and web) article about Adam Curry and Podcasting. So that means I've "done" Wired three times -- the other two being a Wired.com story and Gina Lynn's Wired column. Though I guess technically, that means Wired has "done" […]
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Incoming Missile: Hired As Fleshbot Editor

1 March 2005
Did you notice anything different about me? Not the hair. Nope, same boobs. That's right -- I changed my job. I know, I wanted to stay unemployed for as long as possible, but some sexy Italian guy made me an offer I just couldn't resist. Now, if you go to […]
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Byrne blogs the show

1 March 2005
And interestingly, links to my video and mentions my involvement with SRL, though does not connect the two... His description of spending time with Extra Action is really perfect. "Sexy utopia." http://www.davidbyrne.com/tour_journal_04.php I have decided that I want to be a combination of David Byrne and Hunter S. Thompson and Ballard when […]
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je m’appelle gin-soaked girl

26 February 2005
I didn't get out of the Fillmore last night until around 1am. The entire band, and David, and David's band had left, and I counted out the merchandise with the Fillmore staff, finally exchanging hugs with the big, mean security guards on my way out -- they nicknamed me "baby-doll." […]
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letting the days go by

24 February 2005
* here's last night's entry: I fell asleep waiting for video to upload! It's about 2am and I need to go to bed -- I've been up to a lot of mischief, but I just want to share a few tidbits with you before going to bed. I will explain later […]
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delusions of expediency

21 February 2005
Mark emailed me this morning about Thompson, and SRL shows: >We already did that. It was delusions of expediency show in 1987. HT >came to the shop and show and the Mitchell Bros shot several scenes >of him... (comment witheld) and running machines. They also used footage >from the show of him watching […]
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SRL mourns

20 February 2005
Holy shit -- I just found out over the SRL wires, Hunter S. Thompson shot himself, and is now dead. Perhaps our next show will be a la Fear and Loathing. Goodbye, uncle gonzo.
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new maria beatty

17 February 2005
I sidetracked myself from editing for a minute and checked on one of my favorite-est porn S/M filmmakers, Maria Beatty -- and I'm tickled to see that she has a new film out that turns me on just to think about it. I must get my hands on a copy […]
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lost contact

17 February 2005
In case you've wondered why I'm so quiet this week, I'm on a rough deadline for this book. Yahoo! dumped all my contacts and I'm desperate to get in touch with an author named Michael A. Gonzales. Michael, please get in touch with me so I can publish your piece! […]
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All Lubed Up: Anal Eze Harmful

17 February 2005
If you've never tried adding lubrication for sex, I insist that you do so immediately. Now. In your cubicle, or wherever you're reading this. I know that everyone within a 10-mile radius of San Francisco is thinking right now, "Sex sans lube? Barbaric!" But seriously, I really need to make […]
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need a liver donor

11 February 2005
It's the congratulatory drinks. Carol, Arlo, Chriso, Hornboy, more... My jobless friends are really happy I'm one of them now, and have been plying me with alcohol for the past few days... and lots of email from readers has been coming in gushing with hugs and support -- thank you! […]
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