crack pipe watch: porn journalism, redux

7 June 2005
I just got a very gentle phone call from my pal Allen (The Thrillhammer) to let me know that AVNOnline ran an article about my teledildonics demonstration last week. It's an ambrosia of information and possibility so cleverly combined that I'm really really happy that AVNOnline has finally decided to […]
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not food!

5 June 2005
Why oh why oh why didn't I do *this* when I worked at Good Vibes?
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outed

4 June 2005
I'm now officially a "sex-obsessed geek." Whoah, nobody digs a square label, man. Those pointdexters at Liberty Guys can't keep *me* down. (What?) Well, anyway, at the moment I must return to the ice pack for my head and large glasses of water that I'm using to ease the pain of […]
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punk rock spiritualism

3 June 2005
The amazing Miss Satanica writes me, "I feel like you are one of the only girls around that could possibly understand anything. You are so fucking punk rock - that whole spiritual kind of shit that moves mountains..." To which I say, WOW. She also tells me that there's talk about […]
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Apres Dork

2 June 2005
I knew I was a bona-fide troublemaker when afterward, someone asked me what her name was, and I was like, "Um... it's on my website..." Actually, I was just flummoxed by having finished my Dorkbot presentation on teledildonics, wading through technical difficulties, then actually having remote sex with a (really hot) […]
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paparazzi, pudenda, pieholes

1 June 2005
Tonight's the Dorkbot SF teledildonics demo -- this is just a quick post to let you know that I'm still alive and the event is all set. The NY Museum of Sex is making a huge media frenzy event about it (paparazzi), and if you're near the museum tonight at […]
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radio show update

25 May 2005
If you're planning on tuning in to Derek and Romaine tonight for the porn reviews, my time just got changed to 6:15 PST. Also, I just heard from the Thrillhammer people and the Museum of Sex in New York is staying open late for the demonstration (and hiring extra security). […]
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teledildonic test drives

25 May 2005
I'm not sure which kept me awake more last night -- the fact that I'm on the Derek and Romaine show tonight reviewing porn (5:15 PST), or the fact that I got to test drive The Thrillhammer for an hour in prep for my Dorkbot SF presentation June 1. Either […]
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Why Porn Writers Will Never Be Taken Seriously

20 May 2005
At minumium, I read 65 sex news blogs a day as Assistant Editor at Fleshbot, several times a day -- and that's not counting the (over) 150 I skim twice a week for the Sex Blog Roundup. One of the main components of my new day job is to track […]
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“My Perfect Jugs”

18 May 2005
Eleven pm on a rainy wednesday night, and it finally got to me: reading everyone else's blogs to cull tomorrow's Sex Blog Roundup made me want to make a post. However, my thoughts are all random, I haven't had an orgasm in a few days (!), so I am unfocused […]
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Orgasm Shennanigans

17 May 2005
BoingBoing's *other* simmering sexpot David Pescovitz pointed me at a post he made today about the NY Times article re: the crazy lady who wrote a book about female orgasm: Secret purpose of the female orgasm. My reply: > Oooh! She's way off. Male nipples *totally* serve a purpose. ;) > This […]
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saturday night: writers with drinks

13 May 2005
This event is on the main page, but in case you're the kind of person that likes to fast-forward to the good parts, sniff their own panties and just go straight for the blog, here's the really cool thing I'm doing this Saturday night: This weekend if you're in San Francisco, […]
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Best. Opener. Ever.

12 May 2005
This has to be one of the best openers to an email I've ever gotten, but since it's from a highly visible someone who works in the porn biz (Gram Ponante) and (w00t) here it is: "Yay Violet Blue! I was overwhelmingly relieved when I found out tinynibbles was not written […]
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to Russia, with lube

10 May 2005
w00t! I just got back from a meeting with my publisher, where I found out that both of my oral sex books -- The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio and The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus -- are going to be translated into Russian this year! So now English, Spanish and French... […]
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He-Man *is* fabulous

7 May 2005
I'm now ready to admit that I have a fetish for cartoon mashups, especially if they're superheroes. I'm addicted to Robot Chicken. I pre-ordered the Harvey Birdman season 1 DVD -- and had a marathon when it arrived, permanently scarring my nostrils from all the beer that accidently shot through […]
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sex doll centaur

5 May 2005
This has to be one of the more fascinating and bizarre set of photos of strangers interacting with... an even stranger sex toy: a sex doll centaur. They sure seem to be having a lot of fun with the weird dolls and dolly parts, but seems to me that after […]
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SRL rss feed

5 May 2005
For those of you who just can't get enough of us smarty-pants sexy evil grease monkies and scary-smart nerds in SRL and all the other weird-cool stuff we do in our spare time, now you can subscribe to our SRL RSS feed of upcoming events and stuff we're into. http://feeds.feedburner.com/survivalresearchlabs Update: for […]
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Anderson Cooper and the Cheerleaders

4 May 2005
I was at the gym, running my mile on the treadmill, when it came on CNN: Anderson Cooper, split screen with undulating, gyrating bouncy-boobed cheerleaders, and the words came out of his mouth, "Cheerleading... sexual routines..." THUMP! I landed red-faced in a heap at the end of my still-scrolling treadmill. Well, […]
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blowjobs, handjobs and Playboy TV

2 May 2005
So, it seems from the email I've been getting lately, that I've been on TV. It's a very strange, sort of floating outside yourself feeling to find out that lots of people have seen the Playboy TV segment I did on oral sex instruction, and not to even have seen […]
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tips for erotica writers

27 April 2005
I often get questions from writers who want to get into the erotic writing market; I typically send them to the virtual think tank for erotica writers, ER&WA. Now I can direct them to this post at Lapsed Optimist. I find *all kinds* of cool things when I investigate who […]
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