safe in London, part 2

8 July 2005
First I want to thank everyone for emailng me and making sure I'm alright. Extra smooches to Coop and Ruth, who arrived in New York *right* after the WTC attacks. I'll start with a few realizations. Realization #1: If I'd been on the earlier plane, I'd have been in the Underground […]
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safe in London

7 July 2005
It's about 4pm here now in London, and I've arrived at London Boy's house in safety; London was bombed shortly before my plane touched down. About the time I was getting off the plane, the officials were changing their story about a "power surge" in the Underground to state that […]
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Not Arrested, Just Swamped

5 July 2005
The phone messages are getting more desperate, the emails impatient, my friends are giving up on me... I haven't been arrested for anything, but my life has been so insane I'm off the map. And tomorrow I'll literally be off the US map -- I'll be on a plane to […]
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Quick Update

29 June 2005
I *am* still alive, though my voice is still a bit more like Suzanne Pleshette (from the weekend) than I'd like. Check out my hot new action over at SFist, where I'm now a columnist! ("SFisting") But now I have to work it for Fleshbot, where I'm taking over as […]
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smoochy pants

26 June 2005
So I kind of won the kissing contest at the Pride celebration today...! My friend Miss Jessi worked the Magnet booth while I sucked up the margaritas, and suddenly there was an announcement that they'd be giving away free gay porn at the stage. But since the last thing I […]
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more pics

26 June 2005
And a bit of commentary...
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in a limo with Chi Chi LaRue

25 June 2005
Too drunk and late to post, really... Jack's birthday... more pics.
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yay for the guide!

24 June 2005
Even though I called them "potty mouthed boozers," SFist writes: "...while you're still sober enough to read, we've been scouring the internets all week for commentary and criticism. First, and most important, is Violet Blue's "Welcome to San Francisco" guide to Pride. She hits all the right points..." Different topic, but cool […]
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someday this will make a great book

24 June 2005
I'm all extra riled up right now about the whole 2257 debacle. There's something really, really shady and fishy going on. I read this article and just couldn't beleive it -- it's like the mafia. Then I cruised over to see what people were having to go through to get […]
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Porn People Scare Me

24 June 2005
If you didn't see the fine, fine specimen of retardation known as Mary Carey tonight on the Daily Show, you really must watch it here (@ crooksandliars.com, a truly awesome site). Plus, it showcases a few more reasons why I love Stephen Colbert... and a few more reasons why porn […]
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welcome to San Francisco

21 June 2005
As my dear friend Chriso aptly puts it, "Run for your life -- it's that Cher song again!" That's right, this weekend is SF Gay Pride, one of the weekends here where (literally) buttloads of tourists visit to celebrate, drink, get laid, feel really good about the world, feel really […]
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I fucked Judith Regan in the ass, hard

20 June 2005
Of course, I'm thinking of this. But only because of this. Soon, for a mere $27.95 you'll be able to wipe your ass with the mental product of two totally batshit women, and one (or two) ghostwriters whose resultant ethical corprophilia surely will make a few New York dominatrixes wealthy. That's […]
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new podcast

19 June 2005
Check it out, along with a bunch of other exciting supplementary links, on my audio page. And if you like my podcast, please vote for me! Extra-special thanks and hot wet kisses to Frank at Rantoblogcious (cool blog) for sending me a screencap of the correct Garageband settings to fix […]
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Stir Crazy + A Rusty Trombone

18 June 2005
Love Craigslist. Oh, yes. Check out the Sexy Podcast roundup I did this week on Fleshbot -- there are some really cool shows out there. Lately I've been sitting on the computer for hours and hours and feeling totally stir crazy. I've been going out every night as a result, whereas usually […]
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Kinky Breadcrumbs

15 June 2005
I wake up, I read sex blogs. When I do the Sex Blog Roundup I read everyone's personal sex blogs, and I often find that several sex bloggers' sex lives overlap. Little pockets of sex bloggers that know each other meet and have sex with each other in pairs, trios, […]
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le cunnilingus!

14 June 2005
It's getting ready to hit the stores -- the French translation of my Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, Le Cunnilingus! I have one of the first copies in hand and it's so exciting; the first of six translations I'm under contract for. The book is beautiful and I'm super-happy to be […]
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horrid little week

9 June 2005
Is this week over yet? Because I really need it to be the weekend, now. Well, technically the weekend starts tonight, that is if you live on Marching Band time -- I'm going to go see them at the SF Eagle tonight because it might be the last time I […]
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float on

7 June 2005
Every once in a while I have some memories I want to write about here, but they're not very sexy. I need to breathe them out, so skip these posts if you like. Last night Hornboy ran to the store to get me some wine to ease my cramps, and some […]
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one moment please…

7 June 2005
Technorati Profile
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great commercial

7 June 2005
And of course, it's foreign: Veet Hair Remover
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