Gone Surfin’

22 November 2005
Literally. If you email me, I won't even read it until December 1. If you call me, I won't get the message until December 1. I *might* post pictures here. But here are some awesome emails I've received this week, a kiss before leaving: "Neo Pornographia Vol. 2 also....much more vapidity where that […]
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a late night call with Nina Hartley

21 November 2005
Here's the text for my latest podcast, where I interview Nina Hartley via Skype and the video version features some really tasty photographs... (Yes, that's the yummy, well-restrained Randy Spears she's caressing in the photo.) With an accompanying video slideshow featuring nearly 50 stills from her latest video "Nina Hartley's Guide […]
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for the love of unintentional hilarity

19 November 2005
For the love of typos: * Mobile Porn Dangerously on the Rise For the love of ridiculous bullshit: * Parents Beware: Porn-Casts Available For Kids (No one talked to me for this article, I am quoted without my permission and they snagged the quote from another article.) For the love of god: * Bathroom Moment […]
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my wikipedia entry

18 November 2005
My day has just been totally, completely made by the discovery of my Wikipedia entry -- and I mention this only in grave fear that it may be changed. But my pal
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recursive metaclusterfuck

18 November 2005
Siege got a video iPod, downloaded Open Source Sex #20 (QT video), played it on his sweetie's chest, took a picture and blogged it (free reg). Now I'm blogging it -- because I'm so excited to see what the video poscast looks like! It looks fucking sexy: Open Source Sex […]
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Sex Machines, Some by Timothy Archibald

16 November 2005
By the hairy balls of Jesus, I am done with my books. While I stare at my navel, water my plants, wash my panties and chase my kitten around for a few minutes, check out Xeni's awesome article on Timothy Archibald's new book, Sex Machines. I had the chance to meet […]
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Video Podcast With Siege

12 November 2005
Too much writing, I had to do a podcast: in audio (MP3) and video (M4V) formats, Open Source Sex 20, all about how to have a threesome. I'm thrilled to say that the video version has around 30 gorgeous images by Siege (of Daily Siege at Nerve, Operation Eden); totally […]
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robots!

8 November 2005
I'm so excited -- lots of great news today. First, I'll be a celebrity guest judge at a robot combat event next weekend in San Francisco, ComBots, "The largest fighting robot show in the world". Next, it looks like for my next couple of video (and audio) podcasts I'll be […]
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Pictures of Pretty Girls

6 November 2005
Of course, I immediately podcast the MP3 version of OSS #19, fully realizing the moment I sent it out that even I wouldn't be able to listen to am m4v file on my older iPod... and not everyone wants to, or can, see images. Equal opportunity titillation, an important standard […]
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open source sex 19, with ‘video’

5 November 2005
I think I did it! I'm watching it download through iTunes right now... my very first erotic "video" podcast! I really hope it works. It's essentially an audio podcast with a slideshow of erotic images to go with it, and it should play in iTunes, in QuickTime or on an iPod […]
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and the tiny titty winner is…

3 November 2005
Tribe, with the nicest free gallery around: Itty Bitty Titty Committee (thanks Sean!)
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research help

2 November 2005
I know what you're thinking. "Research." Really. Does anyone know of any good tiny tit, flat-chested or small boob blogs or sites? The world is overflowing with big boob sites. Anyone know of any itty bitty titty committee sites, ones that aren't lame paysites? Please send me your links -- it's […]
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Lips Like Sugar

2 November 2005
Switching gears -- I have horrible writer's block today. I've been working on Best Women's Erotica 2006 a bit and mostly Lips Like Sugar for the past two days. I'm thrilled with the cover. My pictures from Halloween are up, the highlights are: * Best three costumes -- Shaun of the Dead, […]
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and after!

1 November 2005
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baby firefly

31 October 2005
... before the blood:
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Bootyween

31 October 2005
I love Halloween -- and I've got a bunch of pictures forthcoming. But first pull on a costume and treat yourself (or trick out to) Halloween porn: * listen to Open Source Sex 18, with two hot pieces of Halloween erotica (and plenty of oral sex, yum) * Porn Bread never fails […]
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sex writing madness

28 October 2005
Still alive... barely! I wrote over 7,000 words today (that's about 25 pages, give or take) plus three Fleshbot posts; I feel kinda dizzy. But I can safely say that looking over the book's content that if Focus on the Family got pissed off about my Ultimate Guide to Fellatio […]
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“For the Ladies”

24 October 2005
No, I have not rushed out to buy a video iPod so I can watch underfed starlets appear to be 1/8" thick and gulp down penises shrunk to the size of a sunflower seed. No, I'm saving my money for the USB Volkswagen so I can be the first customer […]
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another quickie

22 October 2005
I really did sleep for 12 hours, yikes. That is, after going out to see Cronenberg's "History of Violence", which has sex scenes in it that are hotter than any porn I've seen in a long time; when was the last time I saw 69, or people having sex with […]
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Phew: 21 Hours In LA

21 October 2005
21 hours in LA, a lot to share after I get some rest; 3 hours of sleep Wednesday; a little over 4 hours last night... I'm a zombie. Perfect for Halloween. But the ultra-cool thing I waiting for me when I got back was that sexblo.gs asked me to do a […]
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