teledildonics debunking

1 March 2006
I just read this itsy-bitsy Wired article about gaming controls and sex toys. It's funny to me that the writer states these "game-related toys" are "teledildonics". Um, *wrong*. "Teledildonics" refers to sexual encounters via a web interface with a virtual partner. My pal qDot is quoted in it, and it […]
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coolest purse ever

27 February 2006
I did a 5 page resource list for the porn guide today, then blew off a little steam cruising for shoes online -- and found these totally amazing S/M bodybag purses. Wow.
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deadline looming!

26 February 2006
I'm crawling to the finish with the book that's due wednesday-- I also have to write the intro to Smart Girl's Guide to Porn by the 1st... I'll be back as ultra ultra Violet after the 1st; sorry I can't respond to emails or calls right now. But it looks […]
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interviewed by Irene McGee on no one’s listening

23 February 2006
I am a total dork and forgot to tell you that I was interviewed by Irene McGee on her podcast and radio show No One's Listening, joining the ranks of Noam Chomsky, David Pescovitz and my dear friend Jack Napier. Oh, and uh, Jeff Gannon and Craig Newmark. Strange bedfellows […]
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Porn Reviewers, Behind The Scenes

23 February 2006
I've been a porn reviewer for 8 years now, and I know a lot of other porn reviewers. Some are meanspirited idiots who hate their jobs and it shows in their writing; the rest are really smart, funny, extremely snarky people who completetly freak out and shoot beer out their […]
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Tammy, I Got Your Number

22 February 2006
Tammy, Tammy, you're the girl for me. You don't know me but you make me so happy. Tammy, don't change your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) * Who's Tammy? She's only the hottest webstar on Technorati right now (front page; screencap image at right) -- or at least it's the name given to an alleged IT […]
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how low can you go?

22 February 2006
I stumbled across this listing in the (local) Castro Theater upcoming listings: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, March 24 to 30. Gawker's on it, and points me to A Bear in the City (great blog) who has photos of the posters at the Castro. Yes, they're actually rushing […]
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another smoker

21 February 2006
Remember when I went to that smoker? There's another one this weekend. There will be robots and a hot brass band (members of Extra Action and Rube Waddell) -- and I predict a propane leak to make everyone nice and cranky. I think I'll sit this one out.
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happy happy joy joy!

20 February 2006
I'm totally losing my mind writing a book on a really rough deadline right now; I'm a disheveled, sexless shut-in (and my landlord wants all my tools and motorcycle stuff out of the garage *now* so it looks like I'll be apartment hunting after I struggle over the finish line […]
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Running Scared From Hollywood’s Porn Ethics

19 February 2006
Last week I had fun running Fleshbot while Jonno was in NY trying to convince everyone he has bad sex. One of the things I got to poke a little fun at was the online game being used to promote the Hollywood movie Running Scared. I got all cutesy when […]
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Flickrspotting: blasphemy

18 February 2006
Yup, home on a saturday night. Here's a picture you don't see every day, but life would be interesting if you did. Another naughty nun. Kind of goes with this blasphemous yet ingenious tattoo (via Sex Machine Diaries). How about a little sexorcism? Hot retro sapphic nun violence. R. Crumb […]
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temporary insanity, with feet

17 February 2006
I'm going crazy trying to make a book deadline. All I do is write. I am a writing nun. I just went over the edge with a camera, some sex toys and my feet on my kitchen floor. The album is here. (Yes, I know my feet are small. I've heard all […]
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SF craigslist valentine’s day snapshot

14 February 2006
* I won't shoot you in the face like cheney -m4w-35 * Flowers from the wrong guy * Paramedic that saved my life Thursday night - w4m (downtown/civic/van ness) * MALE BOOTY FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! (north beach/telegraph hill) Update: Just got in from the gym after running into my friend Chriso and meeting his […]
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At Fleshbot Today

14 February 2006
Happy Valentine's Day! I'm blogging at Fleshbot -- come visit!
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Coop’s really big boobs

13 February 2006
My friend Coop just finished his paintblogging series -- now, who *wouldn't* want a gorgeous pair of bouncy orange ten feet tall boobies in their living room? I sure would. But they'd get all worn down from me rubbing on them all the time. Not to mention the damage I'd […]
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finally, open source sex 28!

13 February 2006
I *finally* don't sound like Suzanne Pleshette anymore, and took my first (maybe awkward) stab at the iLife 06 podcast suite -- the text: My too-long hiatus from a sore throat is ended with Cate Robertson's "Just Watch Me, Rodin", an intense story about an edgy modern girl's compelling power-exchange relationship […]
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trauma watch

12 February 2006
Even since I discovered Student Doctor Net's Emergency Medicine Forums via BoingBoing, I've been hooked. They know they have lurkers like me, and I know I have a fetish for shows like ER and Green Wing (WAY better than ripoff Scrubs), so it's all out on the table. And yes, […]
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San Francisco valentine’s guide

9 February 2006
First, a huge sticky-sweet thank you to the Montreal Mirror for saying such incredibly wonderful things about me, my felltio book and labor-of-love Tiny Nibbles in ther Sexy and Sweet: A Mirror Valentine's Gift Guide. (I've always wanted to visit Montreal, so this is especially cool.) Next, over on SFist […]
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Juicy Valentine’s Day Sex Toys

7 February 2006
And now's the time to order if you want them to arrive in time! I just wrote up a Horny Valentine's Gift Guide on Fleshbot that includes delicious pink leather bondage kits, solar powered and recycled materials sex toys, great sex toy kits for couples, cool sex art t-shirts, chocolate […]
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I am a lapdog of satan

7 February 2006
This morning my inbox greeted me with emails (thank you!) linking to the Yahoo news article "Kids' Ability To Access iPod Porn Raises Concerns", where my podcast Open Source Sex is held up as an example of a "dirty download", "pornography webcast" (only if it's done right, dear reader). Apparently […]
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