I’m typing this with my feet

19 April 2006
...because my hands are in my inbox. Sound dirty? From Tiny Nibbles reader Chaz: "I'll get right down to it. This morning just before I woke up I had what is most likely one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had in my life. (...) My fiance and I were at […]
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patrick califia

17 April 2006
Beloved friend and hugely respected colleague Patrick Califia has had a heart attack. This being America, he doesn't have health insurance. If you liked Macho Sluts, Doing it for Daddy, Sensuous Magic, Best Sex Writing 2005 or any number of things he's written, please visit his LJ page (being updated […]
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shibaricon 2006

17 April 2006
I'm excited to say that after a weekend of negotiation, Tiny Nibbles is being sponsored for the next two weeks by the event Shibaricon 2006! From the same pervy and sweet people who brought us the bondage rope dyed in my namesake (no link because it sold out in five […]
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dirty, dirty podcasts for lesbians

15 April 2006
This is extremely exciting -- I'm in the San Francisco Bay Times, featured in Felice Newman's latest column under the title, Dirty, Dirty Podcasts for Lesbians! If you're not familiar with Newman, she is the esteemed author of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book (2nd edition), is a professional sex educator […]
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“doing” the dishes

15 April 2006
Wow -- I flipped when I saw the Varla: Tura Satana (Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!) rubber dishwashing gloves at sexblo.gs, but now I'm ready to chain myself to the kitchen sink after seeing the whole line of Dirty Dishes gloves, including The Cramps -- Poison Ivy: Smell of Female gloves […]
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Coop strikes again!

14 April 2006
With another HOT present for me: a hand-picked playlist, with CD cover on the right. Hubba hubba! Thank you, Coop! I tried to make an iTunes playlist but they only had a little over half the songs -- regardless, here's a partial playlist for this on iTunes (link opens iTunes).
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ack

14 April 2006
Wrenched my back this morning rushing my kitty to the pet hospital (he weighs 14lbs). Ow, ow, ow. He's sleeping now and on watch; the skin had been scraped off the front of his nose in a big patch and it was messy, bloody and alarming. He was really cool […]
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holy frosted cupcakes, batgirl!

13 April 2006
I'm on Rachel Kramer Bussel's hit list of preliminary BEA autographing picks! And she loves my sig file. But it's true; I'm being flown out to Washington DC at the end of May to be a celeb book signer at BEA for my book, Fetish Sex. It's something I've never […]
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my 500th post

13 April 2006
And the episode of Open Source Sex #34, "Richard's Secret". Text: One long story -- a quickie, with benefits! Saskia Walker graciously permitted me to read her hot story, "Richard's Secret" from Taboo: Forbidden Fantasies for Couples. In it, a couple share a very kinky sex slave for a night (with […]
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blog her, right in the eye!

13 April 2006
(The post in which I prove to some that I am a bad, bad person, as they really knew was true all along.) A friend emailed me earlier today asking if I'm going to Blog Her. I thought, blog who? Then I dimly remembered, in the wayback fuzziness of my porn-alcohol-Strunk […]
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what’s on *your* juice box?

13 April 2006
Parents shouldn't be worried about naughty podcasts or iPod porn -- there's a bigger threat out there... Juice Box Pr0n! Since I can't seem to get Phillip to let me edit an issue of Naughty Make (he, in fact, pretends not to know me when I bring it up no […]
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an awesome gift from Coop

13 April 2006
I'm pinching myself all over -- Coop made me a present and sent it to me and I have it right now! Guess who I'm dedicating it to!?
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best line from an erotica submission, evah

12 April 2006
"God, how could he make a mullet--a mullet with highlights, no less--look so sexy? "
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a cold can of geek girl whoopass and earthquake porn

12 April 2006
Annalee Newitz opens up a can of (sexy) geek girl tech writer whoopass on Slashdot's less evolved members in her AlterNet article The Down Side of Slashdot. It's a short but pointed piece about writing an article and having its worth evaluated based on your looks, and comments are already […]
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Angelina is h0tt, too

11 April 2006
Even so pregnant she looks like she swallowed an old-school iMac. Especially when you can see through her top. Also check out the Many Boobs of Madonna.
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general advice for erotica writers, part umptymillion

11 April 2006
I'm wading through book edits while squeezing in reading my way through the 250+ submissions I got for Best Women's Erotica 2007. Jeebus. Horny in a cafe, again. But -- two things are really making me crazy-homicidal with the erotica. One: don't name your male characters "Sire". Just don't. Not […]
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h0tt guys of Emerson love the EFF!

11 April 2006
Just landed in my inbox (and I see the EFF's Staff Attorney is, ahem, all over it) but it looks like "new media" student group Emersive at Emerson College is: a) full of extremely sexy and uninhibited nerdy guys; b) they have made a beefcake calendar; and c) they are donating […]
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photo by Carlos Batts

11 April 2006
Awwwwww! I love April Flores! Shout out to Sean Bonner in the background!
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I’m now a Metroblogger!

10 April 2006
I've gone loco, I mean local over at Metroblogging San Francisco where I'm now an author! Check out today's post about christian fundies spraying SF with earthquake exploitation AIDS terror in my post terror in the 94114, and my maiden post about kittens and puppies (really!) in her name was […]
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this is how it goes

10 April 2006
From my inbox, this morning: Hi, Violet! Here is [name of my next book -- all twelve chapters compressed into an attachment] copyedited by Mark Woodworth. (...) Can you look these over and have them back to me by Wed. noon? I know it's a short amount of time (...) Thanks! [publisher] Update: fun with […]
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