off to the suicide movie

30 April 2006
I just asked my downstairs neighbor if he knew what happened to my bike; he's the only one with garage access besides the landlord and rents the garage (I have it on my lease to store my bike there). He gave me a really weird story about how once my […]
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Colbert takes no prisoners

30 April 2006
You really have to see the video of Stephen Colbert's address to the White House Press Corps at their annual dinner to believe that it really happened. At the same table as GW Bush and Laura, in front of WH staff, Supreme Court justices and all the WH press bigwigs […]
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grrrrr

29 April 2006
I spent part of my day dealing with the fact that either my landlord or my downstairs neighbor knocked over my motorcycle so hard that they bent the clutch handle underneath the handlebar, snapped the clutch cable, cracked my front turn signal, snapped off my rear turn signal and scratched […]
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listening to the wind chimes

28 April 2006
I'm imagining that the light from my office is casting dramatic shadows down the hall. It probably is, but I just noticed that it got dark out while I was in here, toiling away over my excel spreadsheet for Best Women's Erotica 2007. I've winnowed the almost 300 submissions down […]
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friday grindhouse is back!

28 April 2006
My friends over at YesButNoButYes are back at it again -- phew! -- with another naughty grindhouse trailer to get us all in the right mood for the weekend; a little cheese, a lot of sleaze. This time it's the trailer for famous 3D John Homes porn film, The Lollipop […]
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horrible accident in the Castro

27 April 2006
And I happened to be there with my camera, and liveblogged it twice in Castro on fire and Castro accident in pictures.
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english tart interview

26 April 2006
My big interview with The English Tart just went up on Fleshbot -- she's going to be naughty nursing at Shibaricon 2006, so I *had* to find out more! Check it out, she's adorable. Also -- keep your fingers crossed (and any/all other relevant parts) -- the Independent Publisher Book Awards […]
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and when I’m asleep

26 April 2006
...my boobies have a full life of their own, with ups and downs and (as it turns out) a glamorous international modeling career, as seen on the front page of Fleshbot right now! (Permalink) Sort of like William Shatner's toupee on that episode of Robot Chicken, where while he sleeps […]
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[audio] open source sex 36

25 April 2006
While I'm buried under final edits on this book, first round of edits and little rewrites on this book and culling selections for Best Women's Erotica '07 (all on deadline, argh) listen to the really fun interview I did with Michael Soldier weekend before last. Enjoy! I sure did. Text: Michael […]
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maker faire

24 April 2006
I took a day off from the computer to see friends at the incredible Maker Faire yesterday, and I got to meet lots of cool people -- and make a donation to the EFF for a chance to dunk my friend Jake! I had a shopping accident in the craft […]
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[audio] open source sex 35

22 April 2006
The first of many interviews I've been doing at NPR, text: A compelling interview with Adam Zimbardo, MFT, a 16-year veteran from San Francisco Sex Information and the front lines of nationwide anonymous sex advice; a sobering state of the nation address on sex ed in America. Do you have safe […]
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great day

22 April 2006
Best question from the SFSI trainees: Student: What happens when you swallow a pubic hair? Me: It grows inside you for seven years.
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shitibank

22 April 2006
So awesome -- see them all on April Winchell's blog. Thanks, Chriso!
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today radio, oral sex

22 April 2006
Image: me with Michael Soldier on NPR last week in the window at ATA. Today, I'm off to give an oral sex lecture with Thomas Roche for SFSI students -- or as someone put it, I'll be "discussing deep-throating in front of 35 puppy-dog-eyed newly-minted superfreaks." After that I'm off to do […]
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kewl things to read

21 April 2006
* Over at the Gate, Mark Morford has an excellent article (with lots o links) about high-end vibrators, including the 24k gold one Kate Moss just bought. It is my responsibility to note that I have a huge chapter on high-end sex toys (+ reviews, and not just vibrators but […]
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film fest; could really use that USB breathalizer now

21 April 2006
All the filters are off in the post I just put up about being a "citizen media" blogger over at SF Metblogs. Teaser photo:
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erotic art sale of the century (so far)

20 April 2006
What I wouldn't give to see this auction (and lemme tell ya how weird it is to write *those* words). Apparently a huge collection of erotic art is going under the hammer at Christie's in Paris next week, including an original manuscript of Story of O, over 100 autographed notes […]
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cool things I didn’t buy

20 April 2006
I just took a short trip to the Castro and saw two very cool things I didn't buy but might go back for; one was the IOU Sex check set from Chronicle Books, which is the best treatment of erotic coupons I've ever seen. (They look ugly on Amazon's bad […]
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church whipper

20 April 2006
Things sure are different (at the Academy Christian Church) in Colorado Springs. She's the church whipper (also more here). Don't forget the Burka Shirker, which is somehow even more blasphemous. Thank you, Noel. We miss you in SF.
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busy, crazy girl…

19 April 2006
I'm crazed with the Best Women's Erotica 2007 anthology submissions right now; I took a break for lunch yesterday with my friend Kathryn and she asked me, "don't you get tired of the sex writing?" I do; that's why I've been blowing off steam at Metroblogging SF. Highlights include my […]
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