Larry Clark’s upcoming documentary in Destricted

23 August 2006
Looks like it will be fascinating. Porn teaches our culture a lot of things, that's for certain -- which is why in my new porn book I label nearly all of porn's standard sex acts "Jackass sex". Check out this interesting article over at the Guardian, Sex education, where Larry […]
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swamped in a good way

23 August 2006
I just got one of the two advance copies of my next book The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Sex Toys from the printer, and it looks amazing! Sex toys, bend over boyfriend, the best vibes for coming together, teledildonics, cam sex, sex machines, DIY porn howto's... it's all in there […]
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world’s sexiest weapons

21 August 2006
For the ladies, of course: HOARD magazine's Antonio Riello's Ladies Weapons from 2001 are a-mazing.... and not just guns but bejeweled grenades! Bling my bomb, indeed. (Thanks pt!)
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[audio + textcast] open source sex 43

21 August 2006
Update: the episode is up in iTunes and here is the direct episode link to launch iTunes and get your iPod suitably lubricated with the very first sextextcast! I did it -- a textcast! I think I might be the second podcast empire to do this; Slate did it in May […]
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someone get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking sex blog

18 August 2006
Snakes on a Plane opens today (friday) -- I shall now brag that I am going to a private screening in a rented movie theater with an open bar to see it. w00t! I have no date for this event -- I have a date with the motherfucking snakes! I […]
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squeeze that mouse: kewl stuff to read

17 August 2006
I think I missed a week of online sex reads -- no matter, as Boing Boing had my back (door) covered. And no, they're not *all* authored by futuristic sexbot-of-my-dreams Xeni Jardin. A wrapup of essential Boing Boing sex posts: * What's nice about doing this recap was that I got […]
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richard kern is still having fun

17 August 2006
His new galleries at New Nude City look great. Don't buy anything, but dig my free access to these mini galleries: goth girl, stockings, panties. I still love New York Girls, but after that he had (what I felt was) a boring lull, and now he's getting interesting again. A […]
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big praise for my new book!

16 August 2006
In an email from Ernest Greene and Nina Hartley, about The Smart Girl's Guide to Porn: "First, Nina and I both want you to know how much we enjoyed TSGGTP. We're recommending it like mad to everybody. It's amazing how little otherwise smart people, male or female, actually know about porn […]
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take off your clothes and throw Barbie on the bonfire

16 August 2006
Sick of crappy porn? Me too. If I have to sit through another body-by-Barbie production where the chicks' boobs look like those Alien face-huggers about to burst out and kill me, going through the same old boring sex positions and jackass sex acts, I'm going to drive the V1 to […]
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girlfuck is teh cuteness

15 August 2006
A hot girl sent me this link to GirlFuck, an awesome online comic howto on good, old-fashioned girl-girl fucking. I love "Can girls have sex without men? But without a penis, how is it possible?" How, indeed... Unrelated: I just noticed that my pals at Adult DVD Talk are podcasting porn […]
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[video] sock puppet porn

15 August 2006
Dear me, in that last post I forgot "delivery man". I'll make up for it with this hilarious sock puppet porn video, not new, but very funny. Embedded after the jump. (more...)
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howto: pay for a pizza (not)

15 August 2006
My pal Thomas writes me, > Never having had sex with men, I need to ask something. > Do men having sex really do that thing where they say "Ooooh, yeah" -- hissing intake of breath -- "Oooh, yeah" -- hissing intake of breath -- "Ooooh, yeah" -- hissing intake of breath....? > […]
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re-entry, reluctantly

14 August 2006
The show was a success, in every way, even though things failed in all the wonderfully unexpected ways that things do. We almost got shut down by the fire department at the last minute -- but we didn't. Many machines died in rapid succession during the show -- but they […]
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day of the Inchworm

9 August 2006
A few great photos from today (and more story) here. Also an enjoyable, short video of the Inchworm inching around SRL here.
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updates coming

8 August 2006
Sunday night Minx surprised me with a suite in an expensive downtown hotel after I'd worked 14 hours straight loading machines -- I took the above pic at dawn this morning before heading to SRL for more machines. She was only in town for one night on business, and I […]
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I’m driving the forklift on the right

5 August 2006
I participated in some incredible, seriously non-OSHA approved forklift ballet today. In the image above, Johnny and I are running forklifts in synch to lift the Big Arm up off the flatbed, then Dan drove the flatbed out from under the machine, and we set it down simultaneously. We did […]
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long day

5 August 2006
Tired, all day at SRL. Photos + narrative begin here; a few really dumb (but fun) new movies here. Not terribly exciting, but if you're following along at home... Now, off to bed with an early loading call tomorrow. Image: out forklift rental, which really *sucks* because it slips its […]
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new photo album

3 August 2006
Since I seem to like taking self-portraits before going out, I went ahead and made an album here. I'm taking a great beating in this post; I organized trucks, forklift deliveries, assessed all the SRL machines, made a machine load list, a machine completion/work list, organized dozens of volunteers in […]
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[video] vintage striptease videos

2 August 2006
I'm at home today working on Fleshbot Video Playpen posts, and just hit a mainline of really hot vintage burlesque and stripping videos on douchetube. Embed is after the jump; meanwhile, SRL show tickets are now sold out. Update: one person emails to tell me he got tix through ticketmaster an […]
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MAKE: dirty

1 August 2006
Us SRL crew are big MAKE fans; this should come as no surprise since we're all the kind of technopervs that have to lubricate, poke, prod and open up everything we get our hands on. We're also all pretty pervy, and we talk about sex (and relationships) just as much […]
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