revolutionary quick-draw condoms

6 November 2006
Wow! London Boy just sent me a link to Pronto Condoms, a new line of condoms that don't need to be unwrapped and go on in seconds (watch the video and see it in action). These South African condoms may also be the first safer-sex items to win a design […]
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the suit

6 November 2006
I've always wanted to date men who wear nice suits. It's my La Dolce Vita fetish. (It's always been in conflict with the boys-in-workboots fetish). By a series of events this last weekend, a friend left his suit in its garment bag at my house. And tonight, I have insomnia. […]
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videoblogging is the new NEW videoblogging

4 November 2006
I leave for the Vloggies in two hours. I will flatten my hair with a hot tool and then get in a plane and fly five blocks to the Swedish American Hall, where I will be gently carried by Intel employees across the red carpet amidst the cacauphonous frenzy of […]
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America’s horrifying (newest) abstinence regime

2 November 2006
My pal SB just sent me a link to this ABC News article Govt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30: Critics Say the New Guidelines are About Morality, Not Health. I actually began to weep (no, really) when I read the piece, which explains that the US gov't just […]
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new column: YouTube’s porn problem, with answers

2 November 2006
Update: I just found out this article was the top-trafficked article yesterday on Chronicle/SFGate! And -- it got Farked, with (presently) 23589 outgoing clicks (form Fark). YAY! I'm extremely excited about this week's Chronicle/SFGate column, GooTube's Porn Opportunists: The Expanding World of Upload-It-Yourself Smut. You know, the Vloggies are this weekend. […]
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the customs of Blogistan, my version

1 November 2006
Am I a customs official? No, but when you visit a foreign country it's nice to know how to hail a cab and get to your destination without pissing off the driver (and even better if you find out where the cool local bars are). This is basically my blogging […]
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radio show fun!

1 November 2006
I just got off the air; I reviewed porn and took calls from around the US on the Derek and Romaine Show (Sirius OutQ). I don't do many shows, but I always do theirs because it's uncensored, super-fun and I love them! I talked about new porn that I love, […]
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whoah

31 October 2006
Good Vibrations honors me. Um, I really just wrote that. It's Halloween. Is it also backwards day? Seriously, I can't believe what they wrote about me. Someone must have put E in the office Halloween candy bowl and put the copywriter in front of a computer aimed at "blogs" with […]
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open source sex 50 — Halloween erotica

31 October 2006
I had a lot of fun with this one, my 50th podcast! Here's the text as I wrote it sitting on the grass after reading the story and before uploading the podcast, all from the park: Haloween erotica live from Dolores Park in San Francisco -- on Halloween! Nestled between two […]
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happy Halloween from SRL

31 October 2006
Right before the San Jose show last August, we had planned on making a solid steel Mr. Satan head -- a 3D scan of an old SRL machine prop from the 1980s, coordinates put into a CNC, and recreated in heavy, gorgeous silver metal. The CNC broke about 20 hours […]
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sexy (free) Halloween e-cards

31 October 2006
These are awfully cute and sexy -- free dirty Halloween cards from Hegre art. They're all girls and it's all vanilla (though one is quite explicit, yum); if anyone finds ones like this that are kinkier or feature hot boys, send them in and I'll post 'em here. Yay!
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Irena Solomon’s Hep Zombie photos

30 October 2006
At Mistress Morgana's party saturday night, there was a photo booth with Irena Solomon taking pictures of the undead parade through the dungeon -- and her pics are now up! Here's a link to the entire photo set on Solomon's site; it's amazing! * Here's a link to the Hep […]
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of boarding passes, blogging, and asshats

30 October 2006
I spent the day yesterday off and on updating my Washington Post vs. Boing Boing post, and just sitting back and seeing how everyone reacted. I didn't really post my personal thoughts on how Krebs (Washing Post), Singel (Wired), Norton (Wired) and Bonner (Metblogs) reacted, nor did I respond to […]
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new erotica!

30 October 2006
And the topic is rimming, hoo-ray! Two stories to get the week started right. First up is The Sun Don't Shine by Elizabeth Colvin. In it, a girl wakes up with an uncontrollable urge to have her boyfriend for breakfast. Then, Anything I Want by Thomas Roche. When I lectured […]
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Mistress Morgana’s rockabilly zombie luau

29 October 2006
Last night was the unofficial Halloween in the Castro -- lots of incredible costumes, flash mobs and parties galore. I had a last minute pre-party meetup at my house for bloodsports in my driveway, then a group including me, Annalee Newitz, Charlie Anders, Thomas Roche, Jonathan, Nina (both from SRL) […]
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sodomy

28 October 2006
I lectured at UCSF's annex this afternoon to SFSI trainees and had a blast. One of the instructors was wearing this shirt -- how cool is that!? I talked about oral sex, and: a) unintentionally wore socks that were pointed out to me looked just like kneepads b) realized at one point […]
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Washington Post vs. Boing Boing: an observation

28 October 2006
So, I know many readers here also read Boing Boing, so most of you will be familiar with the big story that's been breaking over there (and Wired) about the guy who created a fake boarding pass generator: the web page was taken offline, he was visited by the FBI, […]
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dead porn stars… aren’t much fun

28 October 2006
Unless it's Halloween, of course. Halloween officially began in San Francisco last night, so I'll be celebrating it here on the blog through tuesday! Indulge in a cold, compelling slice of morbidity by checking out this dead porn star chart, which helpfully arranges the deaths of known porn stars by […]
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I Am Teh Real VB — I Am All The Violet Blue You’ll Ever Need

27 October 2006
It started with this email from my porn industry pal Gram Ponante: Gram Ponante to me Subject: Please ...tell me that it is you who are co-emceeing the Erotic Exotic Ball > To: Gram Ponante > Subject: Re: Please > No, no it is not me. > How awful. Gram Ponante to me Subject: Re: Re: Please IS THE WORLD […]
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off to the GV film fest

26 October 2006
I'm about to leave for the Good Vibes amateur "erotic" film fest. When I went to the GV offices on monday for the screening it was the first time I'd been in that building since I literally threw my key at the marketing manager, tossed my desk belongings into a […]
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