the first ultra-decadent sexy holiday shopping guide

27 November 2006
I'm calling it the first because I'm going to do several holiday shopping guides this year, and I'm seriously drooling on my keyboard right now over some of the goods to be found at Kiki de Montparnasse (eternal naughty thanks to David for the link). Most of Kiki's stock is out […]
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weekend reads and fun/instructional videos

25 November 2006
* This story is fun for oh so many reasons, and not just because I already have *two* work uniforms if I needed a job in Arizona: Erotic eatery's nurse uniforms criticized. Snip: "The Heart Attack Grill features flirtatious waitresses serving food in the skimpy uniforms, the Baltimore Sun reported. […]
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santa maid

25 November 2006
It seems to me that some people take christmas really seriously. Like, I know that the guys who dress as Santa for Macy's grow their real beards out, and some even stay in character the whole time they're in the getup, to the excitement of children and the uneasy dismay […]
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thanksgiving porn

23 November 2006
You knew I would. Who could resist? * Image from Muki's Kitchen, sadly untouched for a year. Still, cute and quite graphic/explicit thumbnail images in free galleries of girls (and boys) being transformed into delicious longpig. * Back when I was editor of the Good Vibes Magazine (it ruled! I ruled!), I […]
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Nina Hartley on San Francisco

23 November 2006
This week's Chronicle/Gate column is a quick interview with Nina Hartley; she was in town last weekend and I caught her for a few minutes to ask her about her porn history and feelings about San Francisco, her terrific new book, being a porn sex educator, and even what her […]
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but what does tiny nibbles taste like?

22 November 2006
I've been re-reading versions of this story all day long, I'm so fascinated by it, about people who can taste words. Synesthesia has always been dreamily romantic to me, but this form of it, "lexical-gustatory" synesthesia, seems particularly ripe for erotic fantasy (especially for a writer like me). Plus it's […]
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revenge of the geek girls

22 November 2006
Forwarded to me from HR Lori, The Tech Chronicles puts a bloggy fatwa on Cnet (UK) for their crappy, obnoxious, utterly developmentally disabled list Top Ten Girl Geeks: Your Essential Guide. Read the list, and it's clear that Cnet has some *outstanding* drug connections. Snip: "They are girl geeks? Hear the […]
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diagnosis: trauma

22 November 2006
This morning: a cracked and broken front tooth, laceration on tongue, and according to the vet, a bruised trachea. I have to monitor him for the next 24 hours. What happened to Alex? I want a kitty head-mounted, infra-red cat cam now more than ever. He is SO on house arrest […]
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same story, two very different spins

21 November 2006
* Aids pandemic gains renewed strength -- "The spread of the HIV/Aids pandemic continues unabated, with the number of people infected rising once more in some countries which had been thought to be beating the disease, according to the UN." (Guardian Unlimited) * Turning point for HIV infection rate in Africa […]
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stuff to read

21 November 2006
* Comic website Comic Book Resources has a scathing slap of a review for How to Make Money Like A Porn Star, the weird marketing spinoff graphic novel from ghostwriter #2 co-writer of Jenna Jameson's How to Make Love Like a Porn Star and master chick picker upper Neil Strauss […]
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the ooh!

20 November 2006
This is fun! The Ooh has lots of photographers I love, apparently brought to us by the people at The Liberator (frighteningly useful sex position pillows I reviewed in The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Sex Toys. "Welcome to TheOoh, an erotic e-adventure powered by Liberator. Browse art. Buy Prints. Be […]
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more theraflu finds

20 November 2006
I can blog porn. That's what I can do... Above: zebra girl as shot by Elena & Vitaly Vasilieva, via Fluffy Lychees. Take your time in the gallery, it's wonderful. One includes a theme I particularly enjoy, girl on a table. Wish you were getting more text? Me too. Juliana Beasley's […]
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peter czernich galleries

20 November 2006
Many OSHA workplace standards include ventilation requirements, and when a girl has to do plumbing work in the shower, sometimes she has to come up with innovative cooling and circulation methods in order to meet compliance policies. Plugging up your work uniform's only air hatch with your hand isn't recommended, […]
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why I love writing for Metblogs, part umptymillion

20 November 2006
Being out late saturday night did me no good and I'm on laptop bedrest, imposed by Hacker Boy, who delivered soup, Theraflu and tucked me in with the iBook before running off to hack something. Drifting on cold meds, I remembered a conversation I had with Sean a while back […]
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‘contacts’ make me smile

19 November 2006
Why? Because they are dirtier than I thought. Update: apparently that was too hot for Flickr. I offer this silly dirty substitute instead. I'm still illin'. I am blogging from a cafe table sunday night; pigtails, sniffles, skinny legs and all. Last night I loaded up on Dayquil and went to the […]
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cough cough sniff sniff

17 November 2006
I have a headcold. Bleh! I hope I don't end up here. (goodiebag.tv, via Fleshbot)
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sexy girls in my inbox again…

17 November 2006
Update: sites were down, now back up! I'm enjoying being on the Hegre mailing list so much that I'm going to stay on it -- the galleries aren't always great, but when they're hot they're sizzling, like a few of this week's selections. Plus, it's fun to get these links at […]
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making tiny nibbles earn its keep

17 November 2006
As of this post, you'll notice a new right-hand sidebar featuring the ubiquitous Laughing Squid logo, my Metblogs posts, and a new column of text ads. My friends have been pushing me for a while now to sell ad space here, and I've been staunchly against it because I'm opposed […]
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San Francisco values

16 November 2006
So, Pelosi's all set to become Speaker of the House. And conservatives like Bill O'Reilly and Newt Gingrich have tried to use "San Francisco values" as a derisive term. And lots of pundits are being all nice about what they think San Francisco values are, citing pot clubs and immigrants […]
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my newest book, and She’s Such A Geek!

15 November 2006
Best Women's Erotica 2007 is here!!! I'm so excited to see this anthology hit the stores; the online stores anyway -- it's still so fresh out of the oven than the contributors and I don't even have copies yet! I'm thrilled about this book -- I culled over 300 submissions for […]
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