you tell me

25 January 2007
My friends are split, and I can't decide: should I agree to be on the Adam Carolla show? On one hand, he's said some lame shit; on the other he hung up on Ann Coulter which is worth something. Discuss: violet at tinynibbles dot com It's 1:30 am; I *have* to […]
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because the baby jesus loves it when we shove thunder balls in our asses

24 January 2007
I'll confess that I've been writing about pegging all the ding-dong day and am absolutely, totally punchy -- but Scott just sent me this post (via Digg) about christian sex toy site, My Beloved's Garden. Set apart because it's marketed specifically toward sexed-up christians and claims to be devoid of […]
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forbes’ top 25 web celebs = me!

24 January 2007
Today Forbes has published their first annual list of the top celebrities on the interwebs: The Web Celeb 25, "From penniless bloggers to geek entrepreneurs, these are the biggest and brightest stars on the Web." I knew from all the congratulatory email in my inbox before I even clicked that […]
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shopping

24 January 2007
I broke away from the book and the career pressures tonight and convinced a hot girl-friend to come out playing with me, and we had champagne and hit every 24-hour Safeway in San Francisco. We didn't buy anything. Can you tell which basket is mine? We left baskets like these all over […]
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porn in hd — please, no, I’ll be good from now on, I promise

22 January 2007
I've seen "porn stars" in person. Some are friends. At Macworld, I joked with someone I've done fetish photos with about HD porn, cracking evil snaps about butt pimples and rank surgery scars... and then, as timing has it, today there's a great piece in the New York Times about […]
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writing the book

22 January 2007
Here's an excerpt from today's work: "To 'testify' is to swear upon the truth of your words; the word comes from the male ritual of gripping their most prized possession while making an oath upon their sexual chestnuts, as it were. I swear on my nutsack to tell the truth, the […]
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the pillow fight league

22 January 2007
While the women on Pillow Fight League keep their clothes decidedly *on* and Fox News has video with one pillow pusher claiming that she doesn't think it's a "sexual thing", the rest of us can sit back and smirk quietly about videos and galleries of really cute girls bedecked in […]
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what hillary problem, indeed

22 January 2007
Just thinking about this (Hilarack? Hilbama? Mission Brokeback Democracy?) has a few of us thinking about this today...
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lovely white tattoos

22 January 2007
Sent by a reader, a link to pics of these gorgeous white tattoos posted last season on body modification blog ModBlog. Unfortunately I can't get far back enough in their galleries to give you a link to the whole photoset the post mentions, but this post has a few more. […]
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ams banckruptcy update, buyout imminent

22 January 2007
Wow, so as I read in the RE/Search email newsletter, it looks like the offer to buy out book distributor PGW is official -- subject to the bankruptcy court's approval, of course. But that means all of us will only be getting 70% of the money owed to us. Someone remind […]
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confession

21 January 2007
I have a weird, personal confession to make. I love ducks. Not duck figurines, not duck pictures, not weird stuffed ducks or people who like to dress as mascots and have sex -- when I am depressed or sad, I get a loaf of bread and head to the park. […]
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yay blip!

20 January 2007
Michael Cohn has a very interesting writeup at Red Herring about my favorite video service, Blip.tv and how they're at the epicenter of media delivery evolution, with comments from sweet Dina Kaplan in Blip.tv Brings Vlogs to Masses. Snip: "But another Democratic candidate who threw his hat in the ring a […]
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hpv vaccine laws opposed by fundies

20 January 2007
Seems to me, that if you're a pure-as-the-driven snow virgin until you get married to someone equally as sexually inexperienced and chaste in the eyes of a fundamentalist god, that you have every right, from the vantage point of blissfully bouncing on your sanctimoniously holy and blessed marriage bed, to […]
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nice panties

20 January 2007
It's been a while since I blogged any free galleries from Hegre or New Nude City because I've gotten a number of displeased reader responses about how the girls look too thin, like you want to feed them lasagna more than fuck them -- and I agree. They're too thin, […]
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finally, a spam conviction

19 January 2007
This won't do anything to stop me from getting those emails telling me I have a small penis (oh wait, those are from Jonno), but it's interesting nonetheless. Snip from the San Jose Mercury News: "A man faces a sentence of up to 101 years in federal prison after being the […]
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phone sex pranks: microsoft’s clippy?

19 January 2007
Whoah -- I'm Into Clippy is phone sex based on that annoying of all annoying evils, the Microsoft Clippy. It's over at Phone Sex Pranks, which seems authentic, and slightly offensive to all of us who'd be more likely to jack off to fantasies about killing the 'office assistant'. And […]
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your landfill gives me a hard-on

19 January 2007
My pal at Masturbate for Peace spotted this contest over on the Viagra website where we're asked to count the Viagra-branded items in each picture. Big pharma is relentless and with Viagra it's impossible to come up with entendre-free verbiage to describe this particular type of market penetration. It's like […]
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nice piece, lat

19 January 2007
For those who follow the vlogs, and even if you're as sick of hearing about Amanda Condom as I am, there's a very informative piece about the Rockteboom ugliness over at the LA Times, They rose like a rocket and crashed with a boom by Richard Rushfield. Only thing I'm […]
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tangent: nymphae

19 January 2007
It seems that the labia minora, the delicate hairless inner lips that smile coyly from the edges of the vaginal opening, were once referred to as the nymphae. Mythos, Eros; the nymphs were beautiful and randy nature spirits, and when they weren't gleefully decorating Pan's maypole or giggling and jiggling […]
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retrofap: my new favorite blog of the minute

18 January 2007
Tired of all the retro-looking boobies on the blog today? Too bad! I'm stuck waiting for the DSL dude to show up and lay some pipe or something, and I just love the sexy squishy natural bodies I keep finding today... And Retrofap seems to be a fabulous source for videos, […]
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