the cutest safer-sex ad evah!

8 May 2007
Just found it on Videosift while totally *not looking for videos on how to vacuum the cat*. It's the cutest animated pro-condom video ever: My Boy Lollipop will totally leave you smiling. (One thing -- don't use whipped cream with condoms as depicted in one of the scenes, the oil […]
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oh noooo Irina *brings it*!@!@!@

6 May 2007
Why am I sitting here in my hotel room watching Vlog Deathmatch videos when there's a beachside bar beckoning? Because Slutsky just *brought it* that's why. Bow down, Canadians. Bow down.
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poolside mutimedia

6 May 2007
* Wow -- Scott Beale, friend and family, makes this amazing Laughing Squid post about this conference and my context in it. Thank you, Scott! Laughing Squid is at the top of my RSS pile these days, so it's a hyooge honor. * Send well wishes to Hacker Boy, who, after […]
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panel, nap completed: next, world domination and high-quality lube for all

5 May 2007
Laying in bed with a sexy boy snoozing next to me; I'm sipping agua mineral. It's a king-sized bed with a little veranda onto a manicured garden, beyond which is a lagoon. It's bright and hot as hell out there, so we have the white lattice sliding doors shut, and […]
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hee

4 May 2007
We came. We swam. We went to the Forbes dinner. The schwag fairy came and we are scared. Your motherfucking dot com is melting. Set is here, nice stuff. Hacker Boy Cabana Boy is the perfect date for this weird, weird corporate event. The Forbes people are very friendly, but I am […]
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made it to — planet resortlandia

4 May 2007
We finally made it in at 2am last night; just shot the above photo and this video of my morning coffee experience (bleh!) Video is embedded after the jump also -- now I have to go get in that green water! I still can't believe this is happening. And with […]
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stuck

3 May 2007
Ugh, Houston Airport is closed, our plane got low on fuel and now we're sitting in beautiful Corpus Christi (airport). Thunderstorms, I love you when I'm on the ground. I read a great piece about forensics in this week's New Yorker, and started in on a terrific book, When Hollywood Had […]
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lesbians, fundies, libraries, oh my

3 May 2007
This week's column in the Chron is No (Lesbian) Sex In The Stacks, including a funny interview with Felice Newman. There is much mail on this, about christianity, lesbianism and sex books in public libraries -- I've included all of it, positive and negative, after the jump. That said, I […]
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[video] packed, off to Mexico for Forbes

3 May 2007
I'm all set now, but earlier today I made a little video of myself packing (and procrastinating packing) for tomorrow's flight to Mexico, where I'll be speaking on the "Web Disrupters" panel for the Forbes Internet Leadership Forum. I talk a bit more about the panel, and what I'll be […]
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how I procrastinate working on that last book contract

2 May 2007
That's right -- I'm working on Best Women's Erotica 2008 (no link yet), and after 6-7 solid years with overlapping book contracts (I have been under contract for *something* since 2000), I do not have a book after this. I do have books coming out steadily through 2008, but after […]
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I’ve got your ASS-key right here

2 May 2007
Jonno just served up the most perfect Fleshbotty response to the Digg user hoo-hah (which is sadly lacking in the hoo-hah department if you know what I mean) -- and points out that Digg won't let its users link to our site. I'll shamelessy snip his glorious text (and art) […]
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now-defunct hihokan erotic museum @ flickr

1 May 2007
It's a Flickr set taken at the International Hihokan Erotic Museum in Japan -- sadly, it closed at the end of March. It looks like it was creepy-weird and cool. (via)
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still not fair

1 May 2007
Gorgeous -- right size, crazy-high price. ::sigh::
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[video] please do not use crisco as lube

1 May 2007
Another weekend wrapup with footage of the Extra Action Marching Band (and sexy flag team dancers), a summary of my oral sex lecture at SFSI and I conduct an *explosive* demonstration showing why you should never use Crisco as sexual lubricant. Video on my show page, and embedded after the […]
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it’s just not fair

30 April 2007
That this is only available in XS.
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abstinence does *not* make the heart grow fonder

30 April 2007
I have been struggling with these words for a while. In my head, I know there's a phraseology that should be simple, wrap it all up like a neat little package, festooned with chastisement and guilt and semen and blind thrusts. It is an obsession, mine, to name their obsession. Last […]
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cheesy but not totally awful: men’s health feature

30 April 2007
I was interviewed last week about the dating scene in San Francisco for a Men's Health feature -- puzzlingly, the feature in this men's magazine is a literal guide for the ladies built on gender stereotypes circa Cosmo 1985: "Women, Here's the Best Place to Find a Man". It's bizarrely […]
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fun craigslist ads

29 April 2007
* I have a Victorian / Colonial Fetish - (bottom boi here) - m4m - 24 (Dallas, TX) * Capture ROBIN the BOY WONDER... M4F - m4ww - 32 ) (New York, NY) * chloroform ether rush and no2 - mw4mw (Midtown West, NY, NY) * Food fetish - m4w - 32 (san […]
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omg, ducklings!

28 April 2007
A break from our regularly scheduled porn, internet fights, news, panties and cupcakes for -- 29 ducklings! Sweet reader Patrick sent me this saturday morning story to ease the hangover, and it's totally working! Thanks, Patrick!
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a proper friday night

28 April 2007
A sex educator gave me an intoxicant. A Sister gave me an inebriant. I danced, a lot. My shirt is still wet. Tomorrow I have to lecture at UCSF about sex to budding sex educators -- aka, the "newly-minted superfreaks" as we lecturing sex dorks might sometimes call them. After […]
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