I cannot be bred! I’m totally down for a cloning orgy, tho…

1 June 2007
Yipes -- it looks like I've been selected for a scary New Media breeding program: Casey McKinnon's media superbeing franken-child-making Bene Gesserit breeding program. Help! (thanks Praemedia!)
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new news: feds, obscenity, 2257

1 June 2007
Image by Samantha Wolov. Two developments of note this week: * As you may have read on Fleshbot yesterday, Max Hardcore (Paul Little) has been indicted on federal obscenity counts, as revealed in a freshly unsealed (Florida-based) document on Smoking Gun. Now, this doesn't surprise me at all considering the stomach-churningly "extreme" […]
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3:23 am

1 June 2007
Book turned in one minute ago; it's complex and hot. I love it, desperately. Fuck, rent tomorrow...
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flameout

31 May 2007
Update 8/17/07: This post is not my resignation from SRL. It is a rant. I am still a member of SRL, despite the best efforts of rumormongers. /update I tried to write this five days ago. "we all need a giant photo of ourselves radio controlling the end of the world as it […]
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ugh

31 May 2007
At the gym, on the monitors they play CNN. Today CNN showed the video of the girl being stoned to death in Iraq. I really wish I hadn't seen that. I mean, it needs to be seen, but a big NSFW or some kind of text warning would have kept […]
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lara jade: not a porn star, this week’s column

31 May 2007
I've spent the past couple days working on my next book and my thursday column Lara Is Not A Porn Star: Or, How to make it in porn before you were even born. I actually called the people who used her (underage) image, and boy, taking to Texas Bob and […]
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celebrity boobs are *so* out to get you

31 May 2007
David just emailed me The Celebrity Breast Conspiracy over at (friends) 10 Zen Monkeys, where they try to convince us that there's a real celebri-boob media conspiracy that makes a whole huge post about celebrity boobies somehow super-justified. Like we care about such petty legitimacy concerns at Fleshbot. Tinfoil bra, […]
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best women’s neurotica

30 May 2007
Arrrgh, there are too many HOT stories to choose among... That's what I did until 5am last night (along with agonizing over tomorrow's column) and my whole day/night today: making final selections on Best Women's Erotica 2008. I have too many good stories. Too many. It's interesting to see the […]
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sideshow bob strikes again, and the desperate need for web-savvy pornographers (again)

29 May 2007
Mired in column and book deadlines, and a massive upcoming post about Maker Faire, posts will be a bit sparse for a few days. First: * Readers will remember the Chronicle tech writer I got in an internet fight with after SXSW, who wrote about vlogging and called it "vcasts" among […]
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what the fuck is wrong with russia?

27 May 2007
There was a gay rights demonstration in Moscow yesterday -- all they want is the right to have a Pride parade. Police watched as "neo-Nazis" (and religious people) beat the gay rights demonstrators, but then arrested *the victims*, allowing the people who beat them to go free. So, if […]
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fetish dressing, the missing lecture

27 May 2007
No, "fetish dressing" does not go on a rubber salad. It's a lecture -- a short talk, really -- I give to SFSI students a couple times a year. I was supposed to do exactly this at 2:00 this afternoon when I got over to the Mission District, where the […]
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my only question is…

26 May 2007
... Did she leave boob prints on the piano? Free gallery here; the rest of the galleries they sent me are quite boring and full of girls that are creepy-skinny. Hegre used to be so much more exciting; I miss the early days of Luba. Well, I guess there's always […]
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oh, colbert

26 May 2007
It's his Wikiality: The Truthiness Encyclopedia (fyi, the HTML is a little rough around the edges). The best part so far is the Pastafarian entry, with it's creepily-accurate-funny cults sidebar (via Sean's cap on Flickr). Snip: Pastafarianism, the more common name for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a […]
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reader art: retouched self-portrait

26 May 2007
A reader who prefers to remain anonymous took the time to retouch one of my *favorite* self-portraits. It just looks incredible (thank you!) and is a wonderful gift at the end of a week that's been much worse than I've let on. Still, I can't help but hope that I […]
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a tour of madame and mr. s fetish store and factory

26 May 2007
For this week's column, I had the absolute pleasure of getting a grand tour of local fetish and BDSM retailer (and 30+ year institution) Madame S and Mr. S Leathers. (Craziest toy: the human box/vacuum cube.) A few weeks ago I was at Kink.com's happy hour and was introduced to […]
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I’m a poster child — feel the motivation :)

25 May 2007
From Sean Bonner! From a sweet reader (me, pictured with the hotness of Mistress Morgana on Halloween, funny 'cuz I've never been a stripper): More at my new favorite meme.
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update: ‘hope you starve’ lady speaks out

24 May 2007
Update, May 25: Merrill has taken down the post I referenced below, but has a new post (with one of my CC-licensed photos) called Violet Blue's Torture Threats saying a lot of interesting things about my 'cult followers' (!), but also claiming the the photos SFGate ran with my Thursday […]
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omg teh lolpr0ns!!!!!!

24 May 2007
Dash just sent me one of his -- perhaps our -- finest moments on Our Lady Fleshbot: LOLpr0n!!!!! Make more and send them to Dash (and cc me!). In UR post: You Can Has Lolpr0n! One of our favorite things to do after a long day of slogging in the porn mines […]
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super vlogfabulous maker faire episode of GETV!

24 May 2007
Like a dusty sunburn and a $10 side of fairground fries, this GETV episode will make you feel like you were really there at the Maker Faire with us! As usual, Eddie's stellar editing and camera work make me look like a million bucks, which is about what it cost […]
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catching up on catching up: last week’s column

23 May 2007
I briefly posted about my column last week, but never got a chance to talk about it, share reader mail, and I also wanted to share the really malicious email I got, which I feel compelled to because I don't think women should be quiet about, or afraid of, these […]
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