get well soon from april flores! yay!

10 January 2008
Wow! Jonno iPhones me this pic of the amazing and gorgeous April Flores, who made me a get well soon card! I'm feeling SO much better now :) I also got a ::hug:: and ::get well kiss:: via Jonno from Nina Hartley. Which is incredibly sweet of her. Thank you, Nina! […]
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how to fuck like a porn star: this week’s column

10 January 2008
But of course, it's MSM so we can't use the word "fuck" can we? Nope. Well, it doesn't matter one douche because from what I learned from Jack from GayPornBlog, Tristan Taormino and a few others, "How to Make Love Like A Porn Star" is far, far from the glamor […]
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o hai i just fainted

9 January 2008
Eeek! Wheeee!!!! As I sit here slaving over a hot Fleshbot running the blog while the rest of us are at AEE, Jonno shoots this pic with his iPhone and writes, "o hai andy san dimas loves u". I blogged her today here (ZOMFGZOMFG)!!! ::swoon::
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and in case you’re all wondering what I look like right now

9 January 2008
I fucking rock, okay? You just can't see my blogger pajama pants and bunny slippers because of my hair. I just totally convinced my editor at teh Chronic that I have to look like this when I work on Fleshbot. It is the truth. Jonno makes me. I'm going to see […]
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a few of my highlights at fleshbot, scary-boob-free!

9 January 2008
* Dave Naz Spreads The Lust Dave sent me some very nasty preview pics of his new film, LA Lust. He sent me a trailer too, but it was too big to post :( * Sell Your Sex Tape (But Not To Us, OK?) Amateur cuties, even a good looking guy […]
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the first SOS from vegas, already

8 January 2008
Image via. Thomas Roche texts me just now: "OMG Vegas is like soooooooooooo kewl this girl she had like hyooooooooooooge boobs omg porn iz soawsumm" I answer (at home alone with my blogs, my cat, my glasses and my *inhaler*): "im coming with […]
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darenzia by autumn is soothing

8 January 2008
* Darenzia by Autumn, via Indie Nudes.
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big day on fleshbot tomorrow, or for the rest of the week, really

8 January 2008
I have the keys. (I always do, I just am too lazy to drive the blog most of the time.) I have 10 posts in the queue for tomorrow -- this Fleshbot weather pattern continues through the weekend as satellite Fleshbotters report back from Exotic Erotic East. Wrote my column […]
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going to avn/las vegas? nope!

8 January 2008
This is not a test of the emergency warning system; this is an attempt to head off the endless stream of emails into my inbox about whether or not I'm going to Exotic Erotic East (AVN), Las Vegas, whether I'm free for lunch or dinner or if I'll be around […]
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new GETV: the LOLcat episode

8 January 2008
Click To Play play_blip_movie_591256(); Short, but very sweet. Enjoy A Day At The Cat Show! Sorry you can't kill the ad at the end. Video I shot at the same time that day (and after) is here.
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if I could deck out the cabana with booty a la Havana…

8 January 2008
I'd start with some of these sexy prints from Havana Mike.
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fleshbot’s top ten crush objects, racial controversy, and… pixie

6 January 2008
Disclaimer: it's all just a flimsy excuse for me to post more hot pictures of Pixie Pearl. But on Dec. 31 at the Fleshbot cube farm, we all threw our nominations into the empty box of Pecker Pops and our list of Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year emerged. […]
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Amber Mac leaves Citytv plus Webnation, puts me on her resume :)

6 January 2008
I'm sad to hear that Amber Mac is now really, really leaving Citytv plus Webnation because she was most certainly the funnest part (and we love hosts that are pretty *and* smart, too rare), yet I'm really excited to see what she does next. Ruler of a small South American […]
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now stop everything and watch this HOT marching band video

5 January 2008
I'm so glad these are now online: I saw the original full-length movie of their 2004 Europe tour at the Roxie (I think it was a private screening), bu the video was never released. The sexiest clip -- and best example of Extra Action Marching Band sensory overload -- is […]
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fun with the new Ocean YouTube app

5 January 2008
Usual disclaimer: Helio gave me an Ocean to play with. (YAY!) But a couple weeks back they rolled out a bad-ass YouTube app that has a nice UI, fast search and doesn't have partial content (as far as I can tell). I hate YouTube in general, but I'm all excited […]
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I’m on another interesting webfluence list — the only girl, this time

5 January 2008
I don't know if it's since Forbes launched their Web Celeb list last year, or if people are reconfiguring their definitions on celebrity and influence as the Internet evolves the definitions of what all if it means. But here's one worth checking out to see a new angle on personalities […]
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ZOMFG most constructive use of snark

5 January 2008
You too can feel less alone about your hidden feelings: BoingBoing Bingo nailed it. I hear all the bad kids are playing it these days.
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network my panties, please

5 January 2008
I humbly offer my finest pair of unmentionables to the cause of networked underwear. Unfortunately I missed my chance at the ITP (nyu.edu) 2007 winter show a couple weeks ago, but Jaymes Dec and Matthew Fargo presented Jabberjockeys. Described as, (...) a pair of underwear (one male, one female) which […]
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certainly part of the sex and robots discussion

5 January 2008
"death-star honeymoon" image by ME°°. Over at Artificial Intelligence and Robotics (and a bunch of tech blogs as well), they report that the makers of the Robosapien are going to be unleashing Femisapien as part of a new bot line at CES next week. She's matronly looking and seemingly as docile […]
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awesome comments, and a video that pairs like a fine wine

3 January 2008
I see that the comments on my abstinence column are 145 and climbing -- lots of bible references, rape statistics, intense topical conversation and it looks like I really hit something here. Wonderfully, sweet Miss Suicide Bot sent me this video, which is a perfect match -- embedded after the […]
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