I’m on playboy’s list of sexiest bloggers!

9 July 2008
Photo by Pauline and Pauline. I love that they used the word "canoodling" even if the context is meta-ironic. Peep Playboy's list of the Hottest Female Bloggers and vote... I see my friend Veronica Belmont is on there with me (yay!), and since I named her sexy geek #1 in my […]
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3d fetish photography by charles mons

8 July 2008
This is the first time I've ever wished I had a pair of 3D glasses in my laptop bag. Finding the goldmine of beautiful fetish photography on Charles Mons' website was one thing, but seeing that he'd made galleries of them into 3D images was another. Very cool, extremely sexy. […]
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this week’s web scandal brought to you by jezebel

8 July 2008
It also happens to be about sex. Because, you know, only stupid girls get raped. I'm pretty floored by this one; check out Jezebelism, and then see how college blogs are reacting ("Jezebel Writers Too Smart To Be Raped") to seeing two Jezebel bloggers go on Lizz Winstead's show, get […]
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barcelona sex project

7 July 2008
You know, when a day goes by and I haven't done a blog post I get anxious. Plus, things pile up, and then I feel like posts I want to do don't get their proper day in the sun. Boo! So even though I've been working like a crazy person […]
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sex surrogacy: florida’s last sexual surrogate

6 July 2008
Another breathtaking photo by my friend Richard Kadrey. It's quite sensationalized and comes off initially -- annoyingly -- as biased against sex workers and sexual outsiders (which I feel is a clumsy attempt to differentiate sex work from sex surrogacy), but the article Sexual Healing: Sad stories and otherwise freaky tales […]
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so google is a brunette and firefox is a blonde?

6 July 2008
The Firefox blonde accompanies the article Report Looks At Vulnerable Web Browsers. The Google brunette is the lede photo for Google Adds Link To Privacy Policy. What are they trying to tell us? I can totally see Google as a topheavy brunette, sure. But I just don't feel in my heart […]
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the sexy geek philologist and the AK

6 July 2008
Image of the uber-hot sexy nerd girl Merrick Monroe by PK Ripper; Merrick's lickable website is finally back in action so you should really stop by and say o haiii... People say unkind things about Marina Orlova, the hostess of Hot For Words, but I love her. She's informal and dorky […]
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gulp

5 July 2008
Image by Edward Olive. I could probably come up with a better post title for my reactions to Taschen's gallery for their Big Penis Book. But... whoa. There's a video on that page but I don't want to have my eye poked out so I did not watch it. How can […]
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the new yorker: secret diary of a call girl

5 July 2008
Image of the gorgeous, and very real, sexy geeklet Valerie Lewis. In the sex blogging scene, the blog -- rather, mostly the author behind it -- Belle de Jour has been a subject of debate, controversy and occasionally envy. It's one of the longer-running sex blogs, anonymously typed by someone who […]
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a lovely surprise from jimmyjane

5 July 2008
Photo taken with my sturdy Ocean. What a great way to close a crazy week: a gift from JimmyJane! I think there may be some benevolent force in the galaxy, yet. They like me there, I think. That's great because I actually *love* their products. And now I get to love […]
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in praise of pretty girl friday

4 July 2008
Image of Lucy Nova from this gallery. After a visit to Walgreens and feeling my brain liquefy to the strains of their patriotic 4th of July medley (that included Mariah Carey) and made me wonder if 'suicide by Metamucil overdose' would look good on my obit, I just couldn't do the […]
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the mysterious maison close

3 July 2008
Found at Sexe, love et gaudriole, the mysterious Maison Close. Or not so mysterious: it's a fledgling high-end Parisian lingerie company that supplies boutiques worldwide, and is readying to open a brick-and-mortar store in Paris. I know, it's just me showing you that I found more agonizingly beautiful yet totally […]
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while you were reading 1000 comments

3 July 2008
Image of men's underwear ad "JBS Nun" was sniffing the goods, via PDesai21. While you were reading about my vague evil, manlybits were swung about. Fruit flies put the "B" in LGBT. A lame duck porn law was tossed out like an old Hustler. many discoveries were made, like sex positions […]
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lesbianism and homosexuality are condemned

3 July 2008
Image by davidyuweb. ...so I guess I know my Chronicle column has been posted to SF Gate: just got the first "save your soul" email of the week. It tells me, "Please stop "partying" and save your soul. Lesbianism and homosexuality are condemned in many places in The Bible. Chapter 1 […]
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do you want to play a game?

2 July 2008
Impact Games: "Play The News: BoingBoing Censored. Choose a role. Take an action. Predict the future.".
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we won

30 June 2008
In the SF Pride Parade 2008: my mom Theresa Sparks, myself, and my soon-to-be-adopted sister, Margaret Cho. Photo by Jonathan Moore, the adorable straight boy who handed out marriage equality stickers all day Pride sunday. * Shoutout to the SFBG! Pics: Some famous faces of Pride. It was 8:30 am sunday morning […]
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look out, sf

27 June 2008
Oh my gawd. I've just been told that *the* Donna Sachet is on her way to my house. It is slightly nonconsensual, but Friday has now begun. I'm about to be picked up in a limo to join a bevy of HOT and powerful (like, as in San Francisco politics) transgender […]
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pretty girl friday with andrew blake

27 June 2008
It's really tough to go wrong with Andrew Blake. This week I've gone through and handpicked a smattering of free (free! do not buy!) galleries with some seriously scrumptious pretty girl friday action going on. Above we've got a still from the gallery featuring Elle, Erica and the uber-hot Aria […]
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sex toy care and feeding

27 June 2008
Image of Electra from this gallery. Well played, Babeland! The women-focused retailer now has a complete sex toy care, safety and maintenance guide on their site, and also in a very nice downloadable .pdf (in case you wanna put it on your iPhone). They've got a few good tips for anal, […]
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luxury wearables

26 June 2008
Recently I posted about the new line of high-end vibrators from JimmyJane exclusively in white; I'll continue that trend with some luxury wearables I've discovered over the past few days. Don't worry, I can't afford them either, but that's not the point. The point is to want, to drool and […]
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