pretty girl friday

6 February 2009
Image of Katja B. from this gallery. Because every "girl Friday" is pretty... We start our tour in Argentina and as always, end up in Eastern Europe. But there's a pretty decent stopover in girl-on-girl land (porn's midwest, if you will) so it's not a bad tour. In fact, I found […]
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introducing: my new sexy food column at BrokeAss Gourmet!

6 February 2009
Image "in the kitchen" by h.andras_xms. I'm extremely excited to announce today's launch of my new sex column over at BrokeAss Gourmet! When the team behind this new food blog approached me, I instantly warmed to the idea of a gourmet DIY food blog without pretension; they did name it "BrokeAss" […]
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…and heaven knows they’re miserable now

5 February 2009
It is generally not my policy to send sites such as these traffic. However, the just-launched t-shirts at Passion 4 Christ Movement (p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com) are... priceless. My irony meter passed red and the gauge exploded in giggles and steam when I saw the "ex-masturbator" tees right next to the "ex-hypocrite" shirts […]
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martinis with Mary Roach

5 February 2009
From the Best Sex Writing 2009 reading, via Nokia N95, left to right: Tracy Clark-Flory, Mistress Morgana, Rachel Kramer Bussel, me, Mary Roach. Last friday I had the extreme joy of reading from Best Sex Writing 2009 with one of my favorite authors -- and now, my friend -- Mary Roach. […]
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tiny nibbles exclusive: Andrew Blake’s “Switching” on Kink on Demand

5 February 2009
I just want to say how cool the people at Kink are, and what a great relationship I have with them: whenever something porny and sexy goes on one of their sites that they think you and I might like, they send me exclusive access that I can share with […]
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future sex on Attack of the Show

5 February 2009
Yesterday I was on G4's Attack of the Show for a short, live via satellite interview about future sex -- mostly Kevin wanted to know when he's getting his custom geeky robot girlfriend and when he will be able to get busy with her in space. It was a blast! […]
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real sex vs. porn sex: superb commentary by Lux

5 February 2009
Lux replies to the above graphic saying, "Also not the only kind of blowjob that ever makes its way on camera. Putting forth the assumption that all porn promotes aggressive, violent sex creates a very limited view of the possibilities of sex on film." The "Real Sex vs. Porn Sex" (Make […]
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a little hot boy thursday action

5 February 2009
Image by creamy shower. At this moment I've been quickly, ruthlessly taken down by the flu, so my posts might be somehow more erratic than usual. That said, it's been too long since I've sent some hot boy galleries your way. I've been holding onto this cute British CFNM gallery with […]
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whoa, I’m in “Valentine’s Day Tips from The World’s Sexiest Women”

4 February 2009
Self-portrait two nights ago with some post production by Aphro (aka ASTROblaque). It's a very lighthearted and fun, T&A soaked gift list called Valentine's Day Tips from The World's Sexiest Women. I knew I would be featured in the piece, but it's so very strange to see myself in a lineup […]
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two great SFBG interviews: Eon and Lorelei Lee

4 February 2009
Photo of the beautiful Lorelei Lee representing Kink.com, by misterajc from last year's Folsom Street Fair. I know I talk about Eon and his work a lot because he's a very close friend, and you all know I love Lorelei Lee -- but I just wanted to point you to two […]
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good night kitty kitty: RIP Lux Interior

4 February 2009
Image via Marc Wathieu. From Thomas Roche, I just now learned that Lux Interior of The Cramps has left us (mtv.com). May your pussy do the dog wherever you land, Lux -- thank you for decades of lushly fucked up oversexed rockabilly punk rock rawness that was never safe for work. […]
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GETV at the pr0n convention

3 February 2009
Oh, Irina... ! The post and its amusing descriptive text is here (Evan Stone warning), although I have to say that Tera Patrick was virtually unrecognizable to me for a second...
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the uterus: still unsafe at any speed

2 February 2009
Even if that speed is in the form of a plushie doll; the lushly giving, or troublesome and cruel, or political battlefield -- the lovely uterus, it seems is unsafe even if created to cuddle with. It is in this case, potentially harmful to children. I Heart Guts -- a […]
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that superbowl pr0n clip

2 February 2009
You've probably read by now (or seen) that some Comcast viewers in Arizona got ten seconds of porn accidentally fed into their Superbowl viewing, ironically right after a touchdown. Or maybe someone was having fun. Anyway, you can see the clip at Gizmodo or Fleshbot, and yes, the person who […]
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the super-what?

1 February 2009
Image from the warm-ups for the competition. You can have your men in tights and sexless commercials. I've got your sporting event right here. In San Francisco, really: Kink's site Fucking Machines held a squirting "olympics", where a few selected female porn performers who ejaculate upon orgasm competed to see who […]
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Calvin Klein gets interesting again

31 January 2009
Find more videos like this on AdGabber Grainy but satisfying titty-licious new ad for Calvin Klein Jeans, courtesy of AdRants, who has more info about the campaign. I can't wait for the billboards :D
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what is not to love about the pastie blog?

31 January 2009
As you can see, there is *everything* to love about the NYC pastie blog. Nom. Go forth, pastie blog. Make us proud.
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pretty girl friday: clean up your act

31 January 2009
Image from this gallery. I don't know why, but there was a lot of washing up in the free galleries that landed in my inbox today. Brazilian Gabriella is the uber-hottie in the main pic above. Hungarian Orsi has to wash... um, something. Argentinian Muriel looks really shiny (and pretty) in […]
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it’s soymilk, tra-la… and if you’re in Chicago…

29 January 2009
Image by Jing Quek. The above image is by photographer Jing Quek (in their incredible OHMYGOD gallery), and I had a feeling it was soymilk -- then the distinct pleasure of reading the file info and yes! Lactose-free ecstasy. Lactard porn. But the real point of this post is to point […]
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still hot: Rose McGowan, naked on a haystack

29 January 2009
She's still hot, even if she doesn't have a machine gun leg in real life. I love the selfmade cleavage in this shot; it makes up for the overall tease. Makes me wish I was her left hand, like really a lot. I would be a very happy left hand […]
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