packaging lessons learned from condoms

17 September 2009
Before I dive back in, it seems as though the RSS feed has gone back to normal. Has it? It's twitchy, and we're going to have to probably create a solution. In short summary, the age check page started freaking out about a week and a half ago; something changed […]
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sunday comics

13 September 2009
From Chester 5000. There's nothing like a lazy Sunday drinking coffee and reading the comics. Except for a lazy Sunday drinking coffee, reading comics and having sex. But I can at least provide the comics... The dirty ones. C.urvy.org -- Curvy -- is a sexy sci-fi lesbian webcomic via Zhaira. From […]
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a refresher: pretty girl friday

11 September 2009
Image of Daisy Marie from this gallery. I just can't look at the non-ironic flames at the top of my blog for a minute longer, so here are a few pretty girl galleries to soothe our lingerie-inflamed retinas. Looks like Sapphic Erotica now has Flash video, as seen in this hot […]
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this hurts me more than it hurts you

11 September 2009
Bullet actually looks okay, but not like this. This I would call 'auto-erotic discharge.' Every season I look forward to Agent Provocateur's new lineup of dirty sexy (or sweet) lingerie, and then I steal their photos and tell you all about it, and mop the drool off my keyboard and sigh […]
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some podcast lovin’

11 September 2009
It's been way too long since I've done an episode of Open Source Sex -- so here's #70! It's a story so steamy I actually get quite flustered while I'm reading it. A sample from the wonderful explicit erotica collection "Girls On Top", the story is called "A Woman In […]
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SF Chron column: torture, harsh bondage and Midori

9 September 2009
Photo of Midori in Bettie Page's gloves by dear friend, Steve Diet Goedde. This week's SF Chronicle column is Considering Torture, and the Rise of Harsh Bondage - Violet Blue: Erotic art prankster Midori's show "Taken" puts Amnesty International in the dungeon. Snip: Conservatives and feminists love to freak out about BDSM […]
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no fair no fair!

9 September 2009
"A Hotel Room Somewhere In London" I was excited to get the news from Coco de Mer that they're having a special show featuring the work of UK-based John Stoddart -- who has shot everything from gorgeous erotica to celebrities including Anthony Hopkins, Halle Berry, Daniel Craig, Catherine Zeta-Jones, John Lydon, […]
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necrophilia is a fucking tragedy

9 September 2009
It occurs to me that I don't take the gloves off often enough around here. I've never seen more than five minutes of "Sex and the City." I've also never fucked a dead body. For once, the math is easy. The sex lives of modern women would be funny, entertaining and wonderfully […]
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secretary

9 September 2009
Best honeymoon in Hollywood history. Via, via.
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Levi Johnston’s (potential) moose cock

8 September 2009
This is brilliant writing, people. Shrieketh The Sword in Confirmed: Levi Johnston Is Actually Going to Show Us (The Outline Of) His Moose Cock: Levi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put […]
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agreeing to disagree

8 September 2009
I think this model, Marticia, is pretty. My friend working next to me doesn't. We are of two minds. The whole gallery is here. On another topic, big thanks to Examiner for the terrific review of my book, Lust. That book is such a bestseller and darling for erotica lovers -- […]
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UK sexmap

8 September 2009
In my inbox greeting me with tea and biscuits this morning was the lovely, new UK Sexmap (lovehoney.co.uk). It's entirely enjoyable, interactive, extremely interesting, and very watchable. In explore you can use the map to add venues, see what people are buying (enter postcodes or cities), compare towns and more. […]
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a peek inside anonymous gay sex clubs

8 September 2009
Image by icanteachyouhowtodoit. I just read Matt Siegel's Anonymous Sex + Endless Lube: Welcome to the World of Gay Sex Clubs and it's fascinating -- a look into a world in which I will never gain admittance. Siegel is the same writer who did the porn workplace safety piece, and I'm […]
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I am a playa hater

6 September 2009
Image by malecution. You all know where I stand on Burning Man, the Protector Of Rich Hippies From Porn Sites (among other things). I stand as far away as possible, and not downwind. But even I'll admit that photo is terrific.
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a trip to Juliland

6 September 2009
This weekend I discovered Juli Ashton's outrageously hot porn site Juliland (paysite, but the free tour is seriously hardcore and hot). I spent a lot of time there -- do look at the free movies. Juliland has been around for a few years, though recently the site and all the […]
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obsessed with Danilo Pasquali

6 September 2009
From danilopasquali.com. I discovered the work of photographer Danilo Pasquali a day ago and I can't stop looking at his portfolios. I am drawn to his world like a magnet; if this is what life is like for erotic photographers in Italy, I need a plane ticket ASAP. I don't speak […]
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oh, Carmen

6 September 2009
Image via noticiasrdya. I really like Carmen Electra. I think she's cool. Are you surprised? Well, she may be a trope and seem like an assembly line model from the Hollywood "sexy" factory. But after I saw her in "Scary Movie" where she parodies herself and the serial killer stabs her […]
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The Naked Army: Love, Fight, Fuck

5 September 2009
UPDATE March 25, 2011: The Naked Army is now gone and replaced by a porn spam blog. RIP :( I just joined The Naked Army. It's free. They are filthy and fetishy and fun and utterly unapologetic. I love them! They say: This is, truly and mainly, a brand new 100% European […]
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Arrest at the Met

2 September 2009
Image from Le Louvre, a recent Jurgen Teller shoot in the famous Parisian art museum for a magazine, where apparently they are not as Puritanical as the NY Met. For this week's Chron column I had the sheer luck of interviewing Zach Hyman, the young NYC photographer whose model was arrested […]
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Rihanna in Vogue Italy September

2 September 2009
Click image for large size. While the above image is the steamiest one in the shoot, I think all of the photos of Rihanna draped in extreme couture in Vogue Italy September 2009 are hot enough to bring on a summer storm. Someone hand me an um-ba-rella-ella-ella...
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