* San Francisco sex luminaries lose favorite San Francisco eatery: yesterday at 8:30pm a Buick plowed into Carol and Robert’s favorite restaurant, Cafe delle Stelle. Fortunately they were not in their customary window seat; all injured are in stable condition. * Blame it on the valet: a lesson in choosing your valet wisely, a la…

The pope (Joey Ratz!) is totally going to put a fatwa on my head: the Spanish translations of my fellatio and cunnilingus books are out in print! Yay and hooray for El Arte del Sexo Oral: Felacion and El Arte del Sexo Oral 2: Cunnilingus la Guia Definitiva. The publisher is in Spain, so the…

Xeni was here last night; Scott got this great pic of us together; Eddie got this one, too. I finally got all the SRL Chinatown show pics together and posted; half are mine, half are pulled from other (credited) sources. If you click the photos from start to finish you’ll get my off-the-cuff narrative about…

Got in last night from Los Angeles and just woke from my first full night of sleep in several days. I’ll do a full show post in a day or two; right now a few notes as I wake up: * SRL Chinatown BoingBoing post from the ever-gorgeous Xeni, here. * The show was one…

A quick post before I run out the door: I’m on FlickrBooty — woo hoo! Yesterday the SF Weekly quietly fired columnist Harmon Leon, who wrote the AVN piece that was full of inaccuracies — but the whole thing really stinks. If this is what happens under New Times management and editorship, then the Village…

Today Jonno made me into his dream woman (see photo). Today I have a horrible headcold, but still had a lovely lunch with Alison Tyler, even after almost getting creamed across three freeway lanes at 60mph by a big old Chevy truck. That cleared my sinuses for a few minutes. Today the third SRL LA…

My photos with Thomas from Friday the 13th are up; you can tell we were just having fun in and around my house, so Thomas could play with his new camera (hence all the different light values). Sorry, no boobies this time… And we talked muchly about the writer scandals, like the SF Weekly fake…

I’m extremely excited to be included in the first set of “What are you working on?” interviews on Mark Pritchard’s Too Beautiful blog. Now I have to go get ready: my friend Thomas is coming over with his camera. (I’ll post the results later.) I can’t wait to talk with Thomas about the newest fake…