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Violet Blue

My Head is Huge

1 September 2003
Wow -- one of my recent favorite discoveries, Freddy and Eddy are running a front-page tribute to... me! Check it out!    
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Hail Fellatio!

30 August 2003
Okay, I'm sick and I can't concentrate, which is a writer's nightmare, so I decide to go trolling around Amazon to read reader reviews -- and to my lucky surprise, this gem was waiting for me in the reviews for The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio: […]
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My Yearly Headcold

29 August 2003
My pal Thomas Roche (who now has his own hilarious online journal so you too can share his Gothic-tinged pain) sent me this link but it […]
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Man Seeks Inflatable Sheep

25 August 2003
I know, this picture looks really freaky. I was cruising through the Exotic Erotic website looking at last year's pictures -- I was there last year on a lark, snuck in, and also snuck backstage -- and found […]
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Synesthesia Interview — Coming In Color

23 August 2003
I love the adorable retro sex site, Lippy Imp -- and Lippy loves me back! No more lonely nights, ahhh. Check out the big, fat and happy interview with me on Lippy Imp, which is actually my favorite […]
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Lick My Gubernatorial Platforms, You Worm

18 August 2003
And I thought Larry Flynt running for governor of my fair native state was cool. Adult supermodel and queen of big-boobie naked jumping jacks Mary Carey […]
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Tons of Mail

18 August 2003
Wow, I've been getting oodles of mail lately -- yay! I went to a wedding this weekend here in town, where one […]
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Women Watch Porn, Dammit!

13 August 2003
Often in the business of working with small, independent book publishers (as I do), the publisher will impress upon the author to garner quotes from various […]
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I Am Allergic to Burning Man

11 August 2003
Ugh, I'm sitting here, after writing five porn reviews, with my fourth nosebleed in two days. I have just returned from an ill-fated, ill-advised trip to […]
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A Private Invitation

6 August 2003
Well, now I can finally talk about it, now that it's been posted on the local community arts resource (and resource for what's happening in the […]
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Beer for Beeyatches

5 August 2003
Up late working on an anthology (reading some of the dirtiest short stories I've ever read, by the way -- may have to take a "personal […]
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Are The Bruises On My Knees Sexy?

4 August 2003
Sunday was one of the roughest hangovers of my young life and I was unable to do any writing, so I went […]
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Voting For Flynt and A Lesbian Bachelorette Party

2 August 2003
I'm really excited about Larry Flynt running for governor -- screw tripling car registration fees and raising taxes, he wants to make money off slot machines. […]
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Fuck The Terminator

1 August 2003
It's official: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, as of Friday August 1, has filed paperwork and paid registration fees to run for California governor.
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Alison Tyler and Sex Ed

30 July 2003
It's been a while, and you'd think that I've been busy, and while I have, sitting at the computer writing on deadline doesn't really feel like I've been doing much of anything. No wild marching band parties, no […]
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The First Network For My Strap-On

22 July 2003
After a grueling weekend hunched over my desk and squinting at the computer working on three books on deadline (yes I am crazy), and one night […]
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Fisted by grandpa, and a big fat phony

18 July 2003
** 7/30 update: Amazon investigated "Jim" and removed his review! Aargh, I am so incredibly blocked right now. I have piles of work to do, pressing […]
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Sticky Real Doll Fantasies, Redux

12 July 2003
This has been a long, horny weekend. Ever since ErosBlog enlightened me to the talk about someone actually possibly funding my fantasy about a three (or […]
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Bad Vibes

9 July 2003
I am a superhero. I have many talents. One of my hidden talents is that I am a painter, as in, brushes and paint and canvases. […]
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Pounding Pudenda and Anal Canadians

8 July 2003
I'm going to continue to subject you to more of Pride weekend because these movies from Glen Bachmann of the amazing scene in the alley of […]
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