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Violet Blue

Errata

23 April 2004
Random notes from a wonderfully random day. Spoke with a reporter at CNN about women as porn viewers; I may go on a point/counterpoint discussion, which would be a whole lot of fun, especially if my opposite is a religious fundamentalist. Arguing with those people is always a […]
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Cheering Up

21 April 2004
To start, a big, wet, sloppy smooch and thank you to people who have sent me emails o'love. Two things have cheered me up today. One is evil and wrong. When passing by a group of 10-ish schoolkids waiting for the bus, one of the young girls hurled […]
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Cranky

20 April 2004
I am cranky. I have been cranky for over a week. It's been a lousy month at work for me, and just when I think it's really crappy, it gets worse. Then, to top it all off, the only light of my life in the crack whore, junkie […]
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Missive From a Submissive

13 April 2004
Got this great, juicy email over the weekend. Check out her blog, it's deliciously nasty: I checked your site out, LOVE it! Will be back for more. […]
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Four Things

6 April 2004
First, I won’t be updating my blog again until after the weekend -- I'm about to disappear to work on the SRL event this Friday, where you can see scary and amazing things, and I'll be interviewed as "Woman who operates deadly machines." Unless something *really amazing* happens, […]
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The Underpants Gnome of Good Vibrations

2 April 2004
Yesterday was a slow and boring shift at the Good Vibes store I worked at. The other stores rocked, while I sat around and quickly degenerated into a total dork. I blame it all on "underpants-on-the-outside-guy." He's a regular, comes in once a week or so, and is […]
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On the Air Tonight

31 March 2004
Great news, before I head down to the dildo hut. Tonight I'll be making my third appearance on Sirius OutQ Radio on the Derek and Romaine show. Last time they deputized me as the "official porn reviewer" of their show, and have booked me for monthly gigs all […]
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Viva Viagra!

29 March 2004
About a month ago I read a cute little "road test" essay by Freddy (over at one of my favorite sites Freddy and Eddy) where he gets his hands on some Viagra and tries it out -- wearing out cutie-pie Eddy in the process. I got turned on […]
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Cockbot

22 March 2004
Robolympics was incredible -- I judged 44 rounds of robot competitions, in middle- and heavyweight classes, sometimes at near risk of life and limb from huge flying parts of machines being ripped apart and flung into the Lexan in front of me. And true to my SRL training, I did […]
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Guerilla Furrie Bar

19 March 2004
A few days ago, an email arrived on my doorstep as SRL crew, from an SRL fan and robotics society magistrate. Asking for help wrangling the Robot Olympics, he wasn't specific with details as to what he might want me to do, and while I tire painfully of […]
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Dita Von Zzzzz’s

18 March 2004
Late night tonight at the computer, working on a book, what a surprise... Am I a compulsive writer? I mean, I stop to drink water and watch porn, pet my fat fluffy whiny cat, check email, etc. I worked at the Good Vibes store (aka Akbar and Jeff's Dildo Hut) […]
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Sex Manuals Arouse Conservatives

16 March 2004
I made a censorship hit list! In this month's American Libraries Journal in their "Censorship Watch" section, the main story is called "Sex Manuals Arouse Anger." In it, they describe a meeting by 75 angry Delaware County (PA) residents who want the library's seven (seven!) sex books removed from the […]
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Party Crasher

15 March 2004
Finally, my home office is up and running, and I am rested after a couple of insane work weeks. You all know I work 40 hours a week, right? Then after work I do things like […]
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Oral Sex and Mouth Cancer

2 March 2004
On Wednesday February 25, 2004, Reuters in London reported findings published in New Scientist Magazine stating a link between oral sex and oral tumors (cancers). The paranoid headline read "Oral Sex Shown to be Linked to Mouth Cancer," and while the opening paragraph explained that the risk is […]
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Hunky Jesus Blowjob Contest

20 February 2004
As it turns out, not everyone is happy with the image of Jesus getting a blowjob, as I suggested in my most recent post. Sharp-witted blogger Bacchus at Erosblog posted my rant, and if you take a look at the comments, it has sparked the ire of several […]
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On My Knees Again for Jesus

17 February 2004
Where oh where the hell have I been, many emails have been asking... A horrible bout of food poisoning (with fever and antibiotics), having my DSL cut off without my consent by SBC, and moving my entire apartment all within one week had me well off the map. […]
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Charge!

6 February 2004
All my web updates have been late, something that really bugs me -- but I haven't been able to stand being at home while all the frat boys are partying upstairs (hate them). I can’t wait to move next week! Hopefully my service won’t screw up my DSL transfer (ha!) […]
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Taboo!

29 January 2004
I am so excited I can hardly write. I worked all morning on edits to my next book, Taboo, and was happily surprised to find out that it's going to press ASAP. Instead of June, it'll be out in March! But the icing on the cake is the […]
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Thier Taste in Music Sucks, Too

28 January 2004
I have been off the blog for a while -- I've been really missing it. Unfortunately, a bunch of creepy frat boys have moved in upstairs, above my apartment, making my life into a living hell of constant […]
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Conversations With a Real Doll

13 January 2004
I have no problem admitting to having sexual fantasies about RealDolls -- you know, those freakily realistic sex dolls made of silicone on a metal skeleton, custom-made from templates of eye color, pussy hair styles... etc., etc. They're strange and otherworldly, and yet, growing up reading Omni magazine […]
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