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Violet Blue

Nervous Squeaks

15 June 2004
I may not get to post very much this week as things have gotten a little crazy. I feel like that scene in The Jerk (actually I feel like most of the scenes in The Jerk most of the time) where Steve Martin sees his name in the […]
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Tofu Crack

14 June 2004
I have decided that I want to work for PETA, because apparently if you work there you get to smoke crack all day long: Bikini Tofu Wrestling *** Superbowl Impotence Ad
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National Penis Month

11 June 2004
Woo-hoo! It's National Penis Month over at ErosBlog, and while I visit Bacchus' site daily, you know where I'll be hanging out all month sipping cocktails and chatting up a few stiff pricks -- chez Bacchus, of course! While you're clicking links, be sure to hit this link […]
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Oral Sex Physiology Illustrated

11 June 2004
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Demon Depositories of Oral Sex

7 June 2004
I just can't resist: Oral Sex is a Dangerous and Deadly New Trend. "Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth." Love the ad that reads "Accept Christ […]
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Sex and Tech

6 June 2004
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I Am A Gay Man

5 June 2004
Hornboy and a friend recently delivered a piece of artwork to a man in LA, who happens to be Margaret Cho's husband. When they told me about it I said, "I thought she was gay!?" Yet, I was wrong. When I mentioned this "new" fact to my gay […]
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The Elegant Spanking

4 June 2004
Well, I guess I had it coming. All my obsessing about upgrading to OSX, my shaky/whiny installation on my iBook, and my willingness to then ignore the laptop and still fumble around on my rocks-and-sticks 9.2 G4. Last night, Hornboy just couldn't take it anymore. He asked me, […]
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Sunday Blues

30 May 2004
Today I was a bit depressed. That means I was out of sorts -- depression is a total stranger to me. I kind of didn't know what to do. I found myself on my bed at three in the afternoon really unhappy. I had a hideous to-do list […]
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Ouch

29 May 2004
I have just now come to accept that I am going to get little work done today, thanks to my king-sized hangover. My head feels like it's the size of Texas. But at least I had a lot of fun putting myself in this condition, at a friend's housewarming party […]
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A Damn Good Question

21 May 2004
Holy cow, I cleaned out my inbox and realized I have over fifty emails from Tiny Nibbles readers I have not responded to -- I'm sorry! Get the paddle. I promise that soon I'll lock myself in my office with a few delicious inebriants and my digital camera, and won't […]
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Practical Bestiality

19 May 2004
I'm still catching up. Last Sunday I had the sheer pleasure of speaking at San Francisco Sex Information, the local (though national) sex hotline. They are one of the most needed and fantastic resources in the world -- you can call or email them with literally *any* question […]
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30 Hours in LA

15 May 2004
It's been a couple of days, over two dozen hours of sleep and a good bottle of pinot noir since my trip to LA, and I'm still sorting the whole thing out in my head. No, I didn't get a column or a picture deal, or any bunnies, but my […]
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Countdown to LA

11 May 2004
All right: my bags are packed, my last-minute list is on the kitchen table and I'm really wondering if I'm going to get any sleep tonight. Tomorrow morning I leave for LA -- for exactly 30 hours in Los Angeles. I get picked up at the airport by […]
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Wankers!

7 May 2004
Okay, so yesterday some guy came into the store and tried to return condoms. I know what you're thinking -- ew. It wasn't quite like that, but he definitely had some issues. He had a handful of condoms still in their wrappers and said, "they don't work." When asked what […]
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More Like a Diary Entry

5 May 2004
Skip this entry if you're looking for sex; I've been on a work binge sans orgasms. This soon shall pass. My weekend was a work weekend: wrote Friday night till late, then woke up Saturday at one. Wrote all day and night to try and finish one of […]
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Playboy is my Daddy

30 April 2004
Big front page update, check it out. Exciting news -- Playboy is flying me to LA to be on their Sexcetera show! I'm pretty excited, especially because they're having me direct an oral sex scene, and from what the producer has been telling me, it'll be the most […]
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Beat

28 April 2004
Okay, so Tony Comstock and his wife are sending me their Sybian to "borrow" for a while. Wow! I'll have to get my own attachments, of course, and I won't be able to conjoin it with any SRL […]
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My Sex Machine Fundraiser

27 April 2004
Trolling around the web today, I discovered this chilling yet fascinating article about the death of a Canadian bondage model and possible link between her death and snuff films -- and a summary of other snuff film reportage. […]
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Banning Ignorance is a Good Place to Start

26 April 2004
Well, it seems that if something is worth doing, it's worth banning. SRL is banned in many places -- we got kicked out of Japan, were banned and escorted out of Austin, Texas by officers of the law, and are banned from performing in San Francisco, our own […]
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