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My Very Own Darwin Award

2 September 2004
Eddie is now free, phew. But if you want a taste of the naughty dirty things the Republicans are up to during the convention, read this awesome blog by a woman who works as a cocktail waitress in a strip club that has been seeing a lot […]
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Free Eddie

1 September 2004
My dear SRL friend Eddie, a sweet computer genius, has been arrested for filming protesters in New York. In a twist, you can bid on his bail on eBay. Whatta world.
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Chaka!

1 September 2004
Oh, Fleshbot, how I love you for giving me the Olympic Bulge Awards, the only thing that made me wish I'd watched the Olympics. Ahhh! Random bits: The biggest clit I've ever seen (not work safe; thanks to a reader). The dangerous and risky sport of shooting a chicken with a rocket launcher. The […]
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Sex Educator Fear Factor

20 August 2004
I have decided that we need to sort the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the strong, and the pussies from the pussy-know-it-alls. A sex educator Fear Factor. […]
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Alive!

13 August 2004
I'm alive again! I had what is now being called at Good Vibes "The Evil" – a flu of devastating proportions. Like a hurricane eats trailer homes, it's now wending its way though the Mail Order department. I survived on well wishes from you, dear readers, (Thank you! […]
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Flu

4 August 2004
I have the flu and promise I'll be back to blog sexily when the fever breaks. Hopefully I'll have some weird dreams, like when you eat pizza before going to bed. Meanwhile, these are neat because you can watch all three at once.
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Privacy, Jazzfest And My First Lapdance – From A Girl Named Apple

29 July 2004
Eee-yikes. Xeni emailed me this morning, about the Alabama sex toy case ruling setting the precedent that *the Constitution does not include the right to sexual privacy.* This is really bad. All this about a vibrator -- and a vibrator sales sting operation, nonetheless! I wonder, was it called "Operation: […]
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Dyke Dolls

28 July 2004
Just a cute quickie -- Barbie, meet Bobbi. Does Bobbi come with a little plastic U-Haul?
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“No Slap Balls” – Is Straight Porn’s “No Homo”

27 July 2004
Image from Passion of A Goddess via Mormon Erotica). I had dinner last night with my dear friend Alison Tyler; she's such an awesome girl. We talked about how we're both addicted to nonfiction books right now. And in fact, I'm deeply caught up in reading Under the Banner of Heaven, […]
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Granny’s Gone Wild

21 July 2004
When I was in Colorado last weekend I found myself in lovely, beautiful Colorado Springs. By accident I happened to be there for their gay pride celebration, which by SF standards is more like a cute craft fair, but I discovered by Colorado Springs standards is a major leap into […]
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Emails From the Actual Edge

20 July 2004
My friend Thomas Roche has been in LA for exactly one week. Here is a sample reply to my queries about how things are going: […]
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Free Hot Smut

14 July 2004
Hooray for free hot smut! Blowfish, those erudite, pervy purveyors with a great toy selection, now have a free online erotica magazine, Fishnet. And like their toy-buying sensibilities, you can expect heavy doses of explicit kink. Updated Tuesdays.
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Hurricane Roche

12 July 2004
I've been out of the blogosphere for a week, and what a week it's been. Mostly I was on a self-imposed editing exile to finish the final *final* edits on The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasies, an exile where I go over the whole thing like a little monkey looking […]
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Making Pris

4 July 2004
It's the fireworks holiday. And following with what must be a centuries' old tradition here in SF, a huge fireworks celebration is planned for 9:30 tonight, while The City is surrounded by an ominous wall of fog. A juggernaut of fog, a behemoth of fog on all sides, ready to […]
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Cabana Pony

2 July 2004
Right now, my best friend Thomas is driving to LA. Which means it's time for me to face the music and blog about some news I got last week, news that I've been in total denial about. […]
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Vagina Twain, SF Pride, Meeting Betty Dodson

29 June 2004
Last weekend, Pride took over The City, as it always does, with swarms of smiling, happy families, horny LGBT tourists from all over the world and bringing out residents ready to party. It's a big see-and-be-seen event, and the hot sunny weather had everyone out doing something; sexual orientation doesn't […]
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The Other Hollywood Expo

24 June 2004
A few days ago technosex femme fatale Xeni Jardin emailed me a special secret link to her pictures form the Erotica LA Expo. Boy did I feel lucky; her photos told a photojournalistic story of the experience that really had me spellbound. Like a photoblog. They also recalled all my […]
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Bend Over Boyfriend With the Stars

23 June 2004
The email keeps pouring in. Got this, made me feel like a 13-year-old-girl (or Mr. Garrison from South Park) at a Ricky Martin concert: "You just made my tool bar. Love your site and have always enjoyed your writings at Good Vibrations. Most enjoyable site on the web." […]
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Love Mail

21 June 2004
Nothing makes you appreciate the finer things in life than a oozy, scary piece of hate mail. I got one this weekend, from a "good Christian" who went on about the "faggot marching band," how I'm "living in sin," and how I desecrate things with "homosexuality, sex toys […]
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Pinched

19 June 2004
I am in pain. A type of back pain for which there seems to be little relief. Anyone who has wished me ill is getting their wish fulfilled, as it feels like someone stabbed a big long knife in my back and left it there, coming back to twist it […]
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