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Violet Blue

Dworkin Who? (A Better Waste of Bandwidth)

12 April 2005
Let's talk about your sex blog. You love your sex blog. It's your favorite pet, if a pet could walk upright and log into Movable Type and tell the whole world every sweaty, humpy detail about your sex life (and in our black little hearts we all know it's a […]
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Nose Porn (Links Expired)

9 April 2005
Nose porn. It's the new black. No, really -- I came across some facial bondage videos and turned them over to Fleshbot a while back, and since then I seem to keep finding nose-related porn. So today there's this BB post about a woman who got a leech stuck in […]
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Jack Shamama Interview; SRL Images

7 April 2005
I'm back and plowing through the emails, and trying to get back up to speed with Fleshbot. Until the machines are completely unloaded, listen to my newest podcast Open Source Sex #9 (MP3), where I interview Gay Porn Blog's all-around cutie and GayVN Best Screenplay winner Jack Shamama. We talk […]
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on site

2 April 2005
I woke up today with the boeing jet engine test... what an alarm clock! Yesterday I woke up and went on an illicit pallet run; daytime crime before coffee is quite a rush. Then my friend Coop came to see me, and my other friend Benny has been helping […]
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mc hawking: the big bizzang

29 March 2005
Before I crash into my nice, snuggly bed I found this awesome Flash fun (may be older, but new to me). MC Hawking: A Brief History of Rhyme. Aw, yeah! I'll be one of pimp Hawking's beeyatches! Plus, yummy-looking candy bra and g-string that I really want. And porn: a very hot […]
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Geek Research Labs

29 March 2005
Here in this photo I present two of possibly the greatest computer deviants of our times, Karen and Macki, totally dorking out while making mud pies out of carcinogenic epoxy, on a collapsing paper plate, mixed by way of ruining a perfectly good screwdriver. We really shouldn't let them off […]
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podcasto lameo

24 March 2005
This is really amazing, in a "I can't believe how lame people can be" kind of way. A fan just wrote me to tell me that my podcast address has been hijacked, and the guy is saying really bad things about me: "Hi Violet, Something VERY strange just happened. I was sitting […]
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bubblewrap fetish

23 March 2005
This is just so cool, and safe for work: pop some bubblewrap now (via JohnandJohn).
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Web MD gives me superpowers

22 March 2005
Well okay, I'm actually featured in a superlative piece on sexual frustration by Martin Downs; I really like the context Downs gave the topic and it covers pleasure, rather than health (read: no "take a pill" mentality). It even includes same-sex couples! Cool! Now I will run around my living […]
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caption contest winners

22 March 2005
There were way too many funny entries, so enjoy the three excellent winning captions and indulge yourself with the runner-ups... The top three, in order: "This was a gift to the President from Jeff Gannon." --Noka, US "You see, Mrs. Bush, the Exxxtreme 3000 dildo has a flared base, which was the reason […]
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“Former Playgirl Editor-in-Chief Can’t Get Presidential Semen Stains Out Of Gap Dress”

21 March 2005
Apparently they fired her while I was there, but I didn't know it. And it's still really impossible to resist making fun of Michele Zipp right now. Who doesn't love a nice, hot piece of Republican ass? (Seacrest: OUT!) Well, okay, I met her for one second when I was […]
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Knock ‘Er Loose

16 March 2005
As of tonight, my reign of terror on Fleshbot is over. Well, mostly. I've been filling in for Jonno for five nonstop days (of working from am to... am) and it has completely consumed me; add to this a very stressful wrap-up with my Best Sex Writing book that is […]
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friday pussy blogging guest spot

11 March 2005
My pussy has a first name. It's B-r-i-t-n-e-y. It's okay, she can't spell. My pussy does not have a last name, for obvious legal reasons. And today I found out that my pussy can write. To my great dismay, she wrote me this letter: Hey Violet, hihihi! Omigawd, how are you? I'm […]
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Sorceror’s Apprentice

10 March 2005
Last night Jonno gave me the keys to Fleshbot and cut me loose -- I've been totally freaking out and shaking like an heiress' inbred pooch ever since. He's on his way to LA to cover the GayVN's, and after a week of me feeding him 4-6 posts a day, […]
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building destruction video

9 March 2005
Sent to me just now: cool time-lapse video of the death of the Chicago Sun Times building. Begins with men, ends with machines, all destruction, yay! Warning: sappy music, but evokes a nice meditative mood... http://www.pixelplay.org/jeff/suntimes/
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suicide rejecto girl

8 March 2005
I'm procrastinating that thing I have to write for Playgirl. Not because I don't want to, not because I'm out of ideas (not by a longshot), not because I got my shuffle and it takes like a thousand hours to charge (but -- w00t!), and not because it's hard to […]
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caption contest!

6 March 2005
This picture needs something. Don't you think? It needs your love. Look, I've read some of the hilarious things you've written in my photo album (many times making my nose into a water/coffee/wine shooter). So here's the plan: Give this photo a caption. I will pick three hi-larry-us winners: the winners, […]
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Up Late, With Port

3 March 2005
I'm really sinking my teeth into my job as a Fleshbotette -- what girl doesn't love trolling weird porn sites all day and seeking out visual sex adventures going on tips and hints? But here is the fun side effect I know you will love: some things are just *way […]
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wired x3

1 March 2005
I'm in this month's Wired! Annalee Newitz features me in her (print and web) article about Adam Curry and Podcasting. So that means I've "done" Wired three times -- the other two being a Wired.com story and Gina Lynn's Wired column. Though I guess technically, that means Wired has "done" […]
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Incoming Missile: Hired As Fleshbot Editor

1 March 2005
Did you notice anything different about me? Not the hair. Nope, same boobs. That's right -- I changed my job. I know, I wanted to stay unemployed for as long as possible, but some sexy Italian guy made me an offer I just couldn't resist. Now, if you go to […]
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