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Violet Blue

I fucked Judith Regan in the ass, hard

20 June 2005
Of course, I'm thinking of this. But only because of this. Soon, for a mere $27.95 you'll be able to wipe your ass with the mental product of two totally batshit women, and one (or two) ghostwriters whose resultant ethical corprophilia surely will make a few New York dominatrixes wealthy. That's […]
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new podcast

19 June 2005
Check it out, along with a bunch of other exciting supplementary links, on my audio page. And if you like my podcast, please vote for me! Extra-special thanks and hot wet kisses to Frank at Rantoblogcious (cool blog) for sending me a screencap of the correct Garageband settings to fix […]
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Stir Crazy + A Rusty Trombone

18 June 2005
Love Craigslist. Oh, yes. Check out the Sexy Podcast roundup I did this week on Fleshbot -- there are some really cool shows out there. Lately I've been sitting on the computer for hours and hours and feeling totally stir crazy. I've been going out every night as a result, whereas usually […]
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Kinky Breadcrumbs

15 June 2005
I wake up, I read sex blogs. When I do the Sex Blog Roundup I read everyone's personal sex blogs, and I often find that several sex bloggers' sex lives overlap. Little pockets of sex bloggers that know each other meet and have sex with each other in pairs, trios, […]
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le cunnilingus!

14 June 2005
It's getting ready to hit the stores -- the French translation of my Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, Le Cunnilingus! I have one of the first copies in hand and it's so exciting; the first of six translations I'm under contract for. The book is beautiful and I'm super-happy to be […]
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horrid little week

9 June 2005
Is this week over yet? Because I really need it to be the weekend, now. Well, technically the weekend starts tonight, that is if you live on Marching Band time -- I'm going to go see them at the SF Eagle tonight because it might be the last time I […]
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float on

7 June 2005
Every once in a while I have some memories I want to write about here, but they're not very sexy. I need to breathe them out, so skip these posts if you like. Last night Hornboy ran to the store to get me some wine to ease my cramps, and some […]
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one moment please…

7 June 2005
Technorati Profile
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great commercial

7 June 2005
And of course, it's foreign: Veet Hair Remover
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crack pipe watch: porn journalism, redux

7 June 2005
I just got a very gentle phone call from my pal Allen (The Thrillhammer) to let me know that AVNOnline ran an article about my teledildonics demonstration last week. It's an ambrosia of information and possibility so cleverly combined that I'm really really happy that AVNOnline has finally decided to […]
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not food!

5 June 2005
Why oh why oh why didn't I do *this* when I worked at Good Vibes?
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outed

4 June 2005
I'm now officially a "sex-obsessed geek." Whoah, nobody digs a square label, man. Those pointdexters at Liberty Guys can't keep *me* down. (What?) Well, anyway, at the moment I must return to the ice pack for my head and large glasses of water that I'm using to ease the pain of […]
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punk rock spiritualism

3 June 2005
The amazing Miss Satanica writes me, "I feel like you are one of the only girls around that could possibly understand anything. You are so fucking punk rock - that whole spiritual kind of shit that moves mountains..." To which I say, WOW. She also tells me that there's talk about […]
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Apres Dork

2 June 2005
I knew I was a bona-fide troublemaker when afterward, someone asked me what her name was, and I was like, "Um... it's on my website..." Actually, I was just flummoxed by having finished my Dorkbot presentation on teledildonics, wading through technical difficulties, then actually having remote sex with a (really hot) […]
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paparazzi, pudenda, pieholes

1 June 2005
Tonight's the Dorkbot SF teledildonics demo -- this is just a quick post to let you know that I'm still alive and the event is all set. The NY Museum of Sex is making a huge media frenzy event about it (paparazzi), and if you're near the museum tonight at […]
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radio show update

25 May 2005
If you're planning on tuning in to Derek and Romaine tonight for the porn reviews, my time just got changed to 6:15 PST. Also, I just heard from the Thrillhammer people and the Museum of Sex in New York is staying open late for the demonstration (and hiring extra security). […]
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teledildonic test drives

25 May 2005
I'm not sure which kept me awake more last night -- the fact that I'm on the Derek and Romaine show tonight reviewing porn (5:15 PST), or the fact that I got to test drive The Thrillhammer for an hour in prep for my Dorkbot SF presentation June 1. Either […]
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Why Porn Writers Will Never Be Taken Seriously

20 May 2005
At minumium, I read 65 sex news blogs a day as Assistant Editor at Fleshbot, several times a day -- and that's not counting the (over) 150 I skim twice a week for the Sex Blog Roundup. One of the main components of my new day job is to track […]
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“My Perfect Jugs”

18 May 2005
Eleven pm on a rainy wednesday night, and it finally got to me: reading everyone else's blogs to cull tomorrow's Sex Blog Roundup made me want to make a post. However, my thoughts are all random, I haven't had an orgasm in a few days (!), so I am unfocused […]
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Orgasm Shennanigans

17 May 2005
BoingBoing's *other* simmering sexpot David Pescovitz pointed me at a post he made today about the NY Times article re: the crazy lady who wrote a book about female orgasm: Secret purpose of the female orgasm. My reply: > Oooh! She's way off. Male nipples *totally* serve a purpose. ;) > This […]
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