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Violet Blue

podcasting at 2am

11 March 2006
Beer + new Logitech headset + hot erotica + friday night melancholy = late night podcasting! Quickie: "The First Stroke" by Erica Dumas, from my new book Lips Like Sugar: Women's Erotic Fantasies. Here, a woman tries out her new strap-on and takes control with her boyfriend for the very first […]
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Marie Claire Likes Me

9 March 2006
My pal Alison Tyler has alerted me to Open Source Sex in the April issue of Marie Claire magazine! They recommend my podcast in their "sex confessions" section, saying: "Sex By iPod: One of the most popular sex podcasts is the Open Source Sex show by sex educator and writer […]
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Adult Babies And Secure Computing

8 March 2006
Many of you know I've been keeping an eye on the censorship fobiles of Boing Boing's coverage of Secure Computing, as I explained in my "Websluts, Powered by Google" post, the language and interpretation of online censorware is determined by the people who create and run the wares. But what […]
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dude, where’s my abortion rights?

7 March 2006
I don't blog too often about women's rights in this space because I feel that it's *ovbious* we're humans, you know, like men, and should have the same rights. But much to my shock at the fact that I'm even writing this -- now that abortion has become illegal in […]
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sex toy vending machines

6 March 2006
I tried to get a former employer (ahem) to do this a couple years ago (when I first saw the Tabooboo sex toy vending machines). Because even though I have access to free sex toys for review, I'd totally blow cash money on kewl toys while drunk in bars and […]
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children are always smarter than Hollywood

6 March 2006
I wish my friend's kid had liveblogged the Oscars last night: http://toiletpaperonline.typepad.com/the_blog/ursen/index.html "Oh, I can't believe it Pete!"/"He's just burping"/"This Godzilla is much bigger than I thought it would"/"Shouldn't you just start freaking out?"/"You want some beer?". Just change "Pete" for "George Clooney", and "Godzilla" for "Jon Stewart Jumps the Shark" and call […]
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the oscars are seriously lame

5 March 2006
It's raining and cold, and I'm sitting in front of the TV watching the Oscars -- because Jon Stewart is the host. It's sad that he left his funny in New York; couldn't someone who cared overnighted it to him? And sent some to the rest of everyone trying to […]
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cool stuff, new podcasts

3 March 2006
* First off, congratulations to the Stockroom and Steve Diet Goedde for being on The Colbert Report! In the segment "Better Meet a Founder", Colbert interviews Ben Franklin and attempts to one-up the founder with his own groundbreaking inventions -- one being a sex sling (the 4-point stand with leather […]
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Websluts, Powered By Google

2 March 2006
While my cohorts over at Geek Entertainment TV are (allegedly) pushing t-shirts that say "I was internet famous once" (hey, where's mine?), it simply doesn't compare to the internet autofellatio possibilities found at the Slut-O-Meter. This wonderfully amusing timesuck harnesses the unstoppable pimp powers of Google to determine internet sluttiness: […]
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teledildonics debunking

1 March 2006
I just read this itsy-bitsy Wired article about gaming controls and sex toys. It's funny to me that the writer states these "game-related toys" are "teledildonics". Um, *wrong*. "Teledildonics" refers to sexual encounters via a web interface with a virtual partner. My pal qDot is quoted in it, and it […]
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coolest purse ever

27 February 2006
I did a 5 page resource list for the porn guide today, then blew off a little steam cruising for shoes online -- and found these totally amazing S/M bodybag purses. Wow.
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deadline looming!

26 February 2006
I'm crawling to the finish with the book that's due wednesday-- I also have to write the intro to Smart Girl's Guide to Porn by the 1st... I'll be back as ultra ultra Violet after the 1st; sorry I can't respond to emails or calls right now. But it looks […]
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interviewed by Irene McGee on no one’s listening

23 February 2006
I am a total dork and forgot to tell you that I was interviewed by Irene McGee on her podcast and radio show No One's Listening, joining the ranks of Noam Chomsky, David Pescovitz and my dear friend Jack Napier. Oh, and uh, Jeff Gannon and Craig Newmark. Strange bedfellows […]
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Porn Reviewers, Behind The Scenes

23 February 2006
I've been a porn reviewer for 8 years now, and I know a lot of other porn reviewers. Some are meanspirited idiots who hate their jobs and it shows in their writing; the rest are really smart, funny, extremely snarky people who completetly freak out and shoot beer out their […]
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Tammy, I Got Your Number

22 February 2006
Tammy, Tammy, you're the girl for me. You don't know me but you make me so happy. Tammy, don't change your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) * Who's Tammy? She's only the hottest webstar on Technorati right now (front page; screencap image at right) -- or at least it's the name given to an alleged IT […]
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how low can you go?

22 February 2006
I stumbled across this listing in the (local) Castro Theater upcoming listings: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, March 24 to 30. Gawker's on it, and points me to A Bear in the City (great blog) who has photos of the posters at the Castro. Yes, they're actually rushing […]
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another smoker

21 February 2006
Remember when I went to that smoker? There's another one this weekend. There will be robots and a hot brass band (members of Extra Action and Rube Waddell) -- and I predict a propane leak to make everyone nice and cranky. I think I'll sit this one out.
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happy happy joy joy!

20 February 2006
I'm totally losing my mind writing a book on a really rough deadline right now; I'm a disheveled, sexless shut-in (and my landlord wants all my tools and motorcycle stuff out of the garage *now* so it looks like I'll be apartment hunting after I struggle over the finish line […]
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Running Scared From Hollywood’s Porn Ethics

19 February 2006
Last week I had fun running Fleshbot while Jonno was in NY trying to convince everyone he has bad sex. One of the things I got to poke a little fun at was the online game being used to promote the Hollywood movie Running Scared. I got all cutesy when […]
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Flickrspotting: blasphemy

18 February 2006
Yup, home on a saturday night. Here's a picture you don't see every day, but life would be interesting if you did. Another naughty nun. Kind of goes with this blasphemous yet ingenious tattoo (via Sex Machine Diaries). How about a little sexorcism? Hot retro sapphic nun violence. R. Crumb […]
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