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Violet Blue

great day

22 April 2006
Best question from the SFSI trainees: Student: What happens when you swallow a pubic hair? Me: It grows inside you for seven years.
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shitibank

22 April 2006
So awesome -- see them all on April Winchell's blog. Thanks, Chriso!
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today radio, oral sex

22 April 2006
Image: me with Michael Soldier on NPR last week in the window at ATA. Today, I'm off to give an oral sex lecture with Thomas Roche for SFSI students -- or as someone put it, I'll be "discussing deep-throating in front of 35 puppy-dog-eyed newly-minted superfreaks." After that I'm off to do […]
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kewl things to read

21 April 2006
* Over at the Gate, Mark Morford has an excellent article (with lots o links) about high-end vibrators, including the 24k gold one Kate Moss just bought. It is my responsibility to note that I have a huge chapter on high-end sex toys (+ reviews, and not just vibrators but […]
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film fest; could really use that USB breathalizer now

21 April 2006
All the filters are off in the post I just put up about being a "citizen media" blogger over at SF Metblogs. Teaser photo:
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erotic art sale of the century (so far)

20 April 2006
What I wouldn't give to see this auction (and lemme tell ya how weird it is to write *those* words). Apparently a huge collection of erotic art is going under the hammer at Christie's in Paris next week, including an original manuscript of Story of O, over 100 autographed notes […]
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cool things I didn’t buy

20 April 2006
I just took a short trip to the Castro and saw two very cool things I didn't buy but might go back for; one was the IOU Sex check set from Chronicle Books, which is the best treatment of erotic coupons I've ever seen. (They look ugly on Amazon's bad […]
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church whipper

20 April 2006
Things sure are different (at the Academy Christian Church) in Colorado Springs. She's the church whipper (also more here). Don't forget the Burka Shirker, which is somehow even more blasphemous. Thank you, Noel. We miss you in SF.
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busy, crazy girl…

19 April 2006
I'm crazed with the Best Women's Erotica 2007 anthology submissions right now; I took a break for lunch yesterday with my friend Kathryn and she asked me, "don't you get tired of the sex writing?" I do; that's why I've been blowing off steam at Metroblogging SF. Highlights include my […]
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I’m typing this with my feet

19 April 2006
...because my hands are in my inbox. Sound dirty? From Tiny Nibbles reader Chaz: "I'll get right down to it. This morning just before I woke up I had what is most likely one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had in my life. (...) My fiance and I were at […]
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patrick califia

17 April 2006
Beloved friend and hugely respected colleague Patrick Califia has had a heart attack. This being America, he doesn't have health insurance. If you liked Macho Sluts, Doing it for Daddy, Sensuous Magic, Best Sex Writing 2005 or any number of things he's written, please visit his LJ page (being updated […]
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shibaricon 2006

17 April 2006
I'm excited to say that after a weekend of negotiation, Tiny Nibbles is being sponsored for the next two weeks by the event Shibaricon 2006! From the same pervy and sweet people who brought us the bondage rope dyed in my namesake (no link because it sold out in five […]
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dirty, dirty podcasts for lesbians

15 April 2006
This is extremely exciting -- I'm in the San Francisco Bay Times, featured in Felice Newman's latest column under the title, Dirty, Dirty Podcasts for Lesbians! If you're not familiar with Newman, she is the esteemed author of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book (2nd edition), is a professional sex educator […]
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“doing” the dishes

15 April 2006
Wow -- I flipped when I saw the Varla: Tura Satana (Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!) rubber dishwashing gloves at sexblo.gs, but now I'm ready to chain myself to the kitchen sink after seeing the whole line of Dirty Dishes gloves, including The Cramps -- Poison Ivy: Smell of Female gloves […]
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Coop strikes again!

14 April 2006
With another HOT present for me: a hand-picked playlist, with CD cover on the right. Hubba hubba! Thank you, Coop! I tried to make an iTunes playlist but they only had a little over half the songs -- regardless, here's a partial playlist for this on iTunes (link opens iTunes).
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ack

14 April 2006
Wrenched my back this morning rushing my kitty to the pet hospital (he weighs 14lbs). Ow, ow, ow. He's sleeping now and on watch; the skin had been scraped off the front of his nose in a big patch and it was messy, bloody and alarming. He was really cool […]
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holy frosted cupcakes, batgirl!

13 April 2006
I'm on Rachel Kramer Bussel's hit list of preliminary BEA autographing picks! And she loves my sig file. But it's true; I'm being flown out to Washington DC at the end of May to be a celeb book signer at BEA for my book, Fetish Sex. It's something I've never […]
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my 500th post

13 April 2006
And the episode of Open Source Sex #34, "Richard's Secret". Text: One long story -- a quickie, with benefits! Saskia Walker graciously permitted me to read her hot story, "Richard's Secret" from Taboo: Forbidden Fantasies for Couples. In it, a couple share a very kinky sex slave for a night (with […]
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blog her, right in the eye!

13 April 2006
(The post in which I prove to some that I am a bad, bad person, as they really knew was true all along.) A friend emailed me earlier today asking if I'm going to Blog Her. I thought, blog who? Then I dimly remembered, in the wayback fuzziness of my porn-alcohol-Strunk […]
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what’s on *your* juice box?

13 April 2006
Parents shouldn't be worried about naughty podcasts or iPod porn -- there's a bigger threat out there... Juice Box Pr0n! Since I can't seem to get Phillip to let me edit an issue of Naughty Make (he, in fact, pretends not to know me when I bring it up no […]
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