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Violet Blue

[audio] open source sex 52

27 January 2007
Snip from my post, "Something I haven't announced is that I just quit editing the Best Women's Erotica series -- so the one I'm working on (2008) will be my last. The 2007 version has to be one of the best erotica anthologies I've ever done (or read, if that's not […]
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penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems

27 January 2007
A reader emails jauntily late on a saturday night, "Hi Violet, You might find the fusion of geek and genitals presented at everything2 amusing. Alternatively you might merely find it tragic, I don't know." Tragically, I present a snip: "Putting these together, the average amount of information per ejaculation is 1.560*109 […]
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a distraction

27 January 2007
My deadline is making me crazy. So I started this. I'll add more later tonight.
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where I finally understand the whole ‘humping the washing machine’ thing

27 January 2007
I've read a significant amount of erotica that involves washing machines. I've never questioned the validity or enjoyment that passes between girls and bathtub taps; but often while reading masturbation tales I've just sort of puzzled and shrugged when people suggest that a girl might hop on a washing machine […]
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[audio] open source sex 51

26 January 2007
I really missed podcasting. And what better way to distract myself from a friday night -- and a whole weekend -- given over to my book deadline (hating, hating softly), and no hot date in sight? (Okay, I have a hot date next week. But still. I whine.) Snip from […]
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eff’s pioneer awards

26 January 2007
The deadline is looming for submitting nominations for the EFF's 2007 Pioneer Awards. If there's someone you'd like to see recognized by this badazz organization as a leader of the electronic frontier, someone who is actively "extending freedom and innovation in the realm of information technology", lube up your mouse […]
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wild lesbians will eat AVN: this week’s column

26 January 2007
This week in teh chronic I waxed about the GayVn's coming to town next month and the hot new (virtually unrecognized by AVN) wave of dyke porn -- as seen in local pomo homo porno company Pink and White's ouvre and upcoming flick. Read all about it (and see nasty […]
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uc berkeley: jason schultz’s internet law: “indecent speech on the internet”

26 January 2007
The Berkeley law students might have been shocked when I said "ass', or maybe when Thomas said "mindfuck", but a couple of them truly registered shock when I explained to them the day to day realities of 2257 laws and privacy. I said, it's interesting that 2257 adult content record-keeping […]
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digg users are indeed mean bastards

25 January 2007
You know, one of my posts got "dugg" recently and I was overwhelmed by the cruelty of the comments -- and I have a fucking thick skin. Nice to know by reading Publishing 2.0's Not All Traffic Is Created Equal that it's not just me having a thin-skinned moment. (Thanks […]
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you tell me

25 January 2007
My friends are split, and I can't decide: should I agree to be on the Adam Carolla show? On one hand, he's said some lame shit; on the other he hung up on Ann Coulter which is worth something. Discuss: violet at tinynibbles dot com It's 1:30 am; I *have* to […]
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because the baby jesus loves it when we shove thunder balls in our asses

24 January 2007
I'll confess that I've been writing about pegging all the ding-dong day and am absolutely, totally punchy -- but Scott just sent me this post (via Digg) about christian sex toy site, My Beloved's Garden. Set apart because it's marketed specifically toward sexed-up christians and claims to be devoid of […]
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forbes’ top 25 web celebs = me!

24 January 2007
Today Forbes has published their first annual list of the top celebrities on the interwebs: The Web Celeb 25, "From penniless bloggers to geek entrepreneurs, these are the biggest and brightest stars on the Web." I knew from all the congratulatory email in my inbox before I even clicked that […]
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shopping

24 January 2007
I broke away from the book and the career pressures tonight and convinced a hot girl-friend to come out playing with me, and we had champagne and hit every 24-hour Safeway in San Francisco. We didn't buy anything. Can you tell which basket is mine? We left baskets like these all over […]
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porn in hd — please, no, I’ll be good from now on, I promise

22 January 2007
I've seen "porn stars" in person. Some are friends. At Macworld, I joked with someone I've done fetish photos with about HD porn, cracking evil snaps about butt pimples and rank surgery scars... and then, as timing has it, today there's a great piece in the New York Times about […]
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writing the book

22 January 2007
Here's an excerpt from today's work: "To 'testify' is to swear upon the truth of your words; the word comes from the male ritual of gripping their most prized possession while making an oath upon their sexual chestnuts, as it were. I swear on my nutsack to tell the truth, the […]
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the pillow fight league

22 January 2007
While the women on Pillow Fight League keep their clothes decidedly *on* and Fox News has video with one pillow pusher claiming that she doesn't think it's a "sexual thing", the rest of us can sit back and smirk quietly about videos and galleries of really cute girls bedecked in […]
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what hillary problem, indeed

22 January 2007
Just thinking about this (Hilarack? Hilbama? Mission Brokeback Democracy?) has a few of us thinking about this today...
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lovely white tattoos

22 January 2007
Sent by a reader, a link to pics of these gorgeous white tattoos posted last season on body modification blog ModBlog. Unfortunately I can't get far back enough in their galleries to give you a link to the whole photoset the post mentions, but this post has a few more. […]
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ams banckruptcy update, buyout imminent

22 January 2007
Wow, so as I read in the RE/Search email newsletter, it looks like the offer to buy out book distributor PGW is official -- subject to the bankruptcy court's approval, of course. But that means all of us will only be getting 70% of the money owed to us. Someone remind […]
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confession

21 January 2007
I have a weird, personal confession to make. I love ducks. Not duck figurines, not duck pictures, not weird stuffed ducks or people who like to dress as mascots and have sex -- when I am depressed or sad, I get a loaf of bread and head to the park. […]
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