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Violet Blue

just in: I’m in the Click jury

11 May 2007
It's just been announced; I'll be one of the judges for SXSW's Click mobile media film festival. Click is in its fourth year, and it aims to be, "A year-round initiative created to showcase short-form storytelling via mobile devices and the web." The post sez, "Among the jury who will […]
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nekkid happy girls in my inbox

11 May 2007
I'm still on a couple of good artporn lists, but it's been a while since anything has landed in my inbox worth sharing -- and especially with the case of Hegre, last time I posted a few galleries I liked, I heard back from you that the models were TOO […]
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a tourist in a tranny bar, and more

11 May 2007
This week's column is about going to a Tenderloin dive tranny bar with Hacker Boy, my adopted mother Theresa Sparks, and adopted aunt Cecilia Chung. It was sooo much fun! But as I expected, I got some really evil mail about this one -- I've noticed that if there's […]
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hammer horror emerges from the crypt

10 May 2007
Back when I was a budding porn nerd, I spent much of my time wishing I was a lesbian vampire in old Hammer Horror films -- because they ate the good guys, fucked the bad guys and deflowered nubile, big-boobed villagers by the dozens (or bathed in their blood if […]
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silly with the new camera; finally some video

10 May 2007
I love my new PowerShot TX1. Too much, maybe. Video on this show page, and after the jump. * (Oh, and no, they didn't give me one. I bought it.) (more...)
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gizoogle makes my bliznog tinynizzles, beyotches

9 May 2007
Was actually having such a bad day I was about to begin openly weeping -- when my dear friend Chriso sent me this: I Gizoogled your blog. "Violet Bizzy". Bwahah! My bio is great, but the sidebar just made me laugh out loud! "Best Bitches' Erotica"! And down the page -- "B-L-to-tha-izzipnDoggy Stylin' […]
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shop days — getitng ready for SRL + Maker Faire

8 May 2007
And, the first few shots from my new Canon TX1. I like this self portrait in our bathroom, too. I've started a set for the SRL event at Maker Faire here, also will be a photoblog of my work at the shop, etc; I'll be at the shop every day […]
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beware the SRL lie

8 May 2007
Which is currently up on Amazon right now -- see the review/comment Mark just wrote signed in as Karen, where he makes it crystal clear that someone is selling a book falsely under his -- our -- name. I've been working my ass off pounding sheet metal at SRL all […]
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morning after pills, new babies

8 May 2007
At the Cancun airport, they sell the morning-after pill near the gates in a drugstore amongst all the other shops. Also -- I got home to see that the UPS stork brought me the early-shipped Canon PowerShot TX1, which I'll be toting down to the SRL shop later this afternoon. […]
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the cutest safer-sex ad evah!

8 May 2007
Just found it on Videosift while totally *not looking for videos on how to vacuum the cat*. It's the cutest animated pro-condom video ever: My Boy Lollipop will totally leave you smiling. (One thing -- don't use whipped cream with condoms as depicted in one of the scenes, the oil […]
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oh noooo Irina *brings it*!@!@!@

6 May 2007
Why am I sitting here in my hotel room watching Vlog Deathmatch videos when there's a beachside bar beckoning? Because Slutsky just *brought it* that's why. Bow down, Canadians. Bow down.
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poolside mutimedia

6 May 2007
* Wow -- Scott Beale, friend and family, makes this amazing Laughing Squid post about this conference and my context in it. Thank you, Scott! Laughing Squid is at the top of my RSS pile these days, so it's a hyooge honor. * Send well wishes to Hacker Boy, who, after […]
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panel, nap completed: next, world domination and high-quality lube for all

5 May 2007
Laying in bed with a sexy boy snoozing next to me; I'm sipping agua mineral. It's a king-sized bed with a little veranda onto a manicured garden, beyond which is a lagoon. It's bright and hot as hell out there, so we have the white lattice sliding doors shut, and […]
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hee

4 May 2007
We came. We swam. We went to the Forbes dinner. The schwag fairy came and we are scared. Your motherfucking dot com is melting. Set is here, nice stuff. Hacker Boy Cabana Boy is the perfect date for this weird, weird corporate event. The Forbes people are very friendly, but I am […]
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made it to — planet resortlandia

4 May 2007
We finally made it in at 2am last night; just shot the above photo and this video of my morning coffee experience (bleh!) Video is embedded after the jump also -- now I have to go get in that green water! I still can't believe this is happening. And with […]
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stuck

3 May 2007
Ugh, Houston Airport is closed, our plane got low on fuel and now we're sitting in beautiful Corpus Christi (airport). Thunderstorms, I love you when I'm on the ground. I read a great piece about forensics in this week's New Yorker, and started in on a terrific book, When Hollywood Had […]
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lesbians, fundies, libraries, oh my

3 May 2007
This week's column in the Chron is No (Lesbian) Sex In The Stacks, including a funny interview with Felice Newman. There is much mail on this, about christianity, lesbianism and sex books in public libraries -- I've included all of it, positive and negative, after the jump. That said, I […]
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[video] packed, off to Mexico for Forbes

3 May 2007
I'm all set now, but earlier today I made a little video of myself packing (and procrastinating packing) for tomorrow's flight to Mexico, where I'll be speaking on the "Web Disrupters" panel for the Forbes Internet Leadership Forum. I talk a bit more about the panel, and what I'll be […]
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how I procrastinate working on that last book contract

2 May 2007
That's right -- I'm working on Best Women's Erotica 2008 (no link yet), and after 6-7 solid years with overlapping book contracts (I have been under contract for *something* since 2000), I do not have a book after this. I do have books coming out steadily through 2008, but after […]
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I’ve got your ASS-key right here

2 May 2007
Jonno just served up the most perfect Fleshbotty response to the Digg user hoo-hah (which is sadly lacking in the hoo-hah department if you know what I mean) -- and points out that Digg won't let its users link to our site. I'll shamelessy snip his glorious text (and art) […]
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