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Violet Blue

omg — the french translations of my oral sex books look yummy

4 June 2007
Damn, the covers are *so* hot I want to write them all over again... Yaayyy!
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test post from helio ocean

3 June 2007
testing mobile posting from the helio...
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google street views vs. ceiling cat

3 June 2007
Oh, Bacchus!
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new getv episode: more maker faire madness

3 June 2007
Click To Play Another fun GETV episode from our weekend efforts at Maker Faire it's above and on this show page. I was really happy to interview my pals Kimric and Shannon about the Neverwas Haul. Talk about working overtime that weekend... phew!
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gala’s kisisng boot camp

2 June 2007
Photo by Scott Beale/Laughing Squid. This is a great primer on kissing: Gala's Kissing Boot Camp. Mwah!
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if you have any extra good thoughts

2 June 2007
I just found out that a friend of mine was in a bad motorcycle accident last night. She's been a big part of many amazing underground art events, communities and she's always been there with energy and wickedly playful enthusiasm (and her camera) throughout many years of SRL shows, Burning […]
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quote of the week

1 June 2007
Said to me over dinner, none the less: "'Free speech' is like anal sex. You never quite know what you're getting into." --a friend who works in, you guessed it, law.
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girls and tables: I think I have a fetish

1 June 2007
I don't know why I love the girls and tables thing. But I do. Gallery here; my table dance it still here. Also, FYI: Hegre's new "teen" site promo gallery, which is both good and bad.
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e-hetero sued; new surgeon general will cure your hairdresser

1 June 2007
Image of dangerous e-lesbians: Gilles Berquet, via, also. But he better not try to "cure" mine. Silent as a fart, Bush released his nomination for Surgeon general, Joseph Holsinger, which Daily Kos points out, Holsinger and his wife: ...founded Hope Springs Community Church in a warehouse at 1109 Versailles Road. Calhoun called it […]
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I cannot be bred! I’m totally down for a cloning orgy, tho…

1 June 2007
Yipes -- it looks like I've been selected for a scary New Media breeding program: Casey McKinnon's media superbeing franken-child-making Bene Gesserit breeding program. Help! (thanks Praemedia!)
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new news: feds, obscenity, 2257

1 June 2007
Image by Samantha Wolov. Two developments of note this week: * As you may have read on Fleshbot yesterday, Max Hardcore (Paul Little) has been indicted on federal obscenity counts, as revealed in a freshly unsealed (Florida-based) document on Smoking Gun. Now, this doesn't surprise me at all considering the stomach-churningly "extreme" […]
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3:23 am

1 June 2007
Book turned in one minute ago; it's complex and hot. I love it, desperately. Fuck, rent tomorrow...
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flameout

31 May 2007
Update 8/17/07: This post is not my resignation from SRL. It is a rant. I am still a member of SRL, despite the best efforts of rumormongers. /update I tried to write this five days ago. "we all need a giant photo of ourselves radio controlling the end of the world as it […]
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ugh

31 May 2007
At the gym, on the monitors they play CNN. Today CNN showed the video of the girl being stoned to death in Iraq. I really wish I hadn't seen that. I mean, it needs to be seen, but a big NSFW or some kind of text warning would have kept […]
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lara jade: not a porn star, this week’s column

31 May 2007
I've spent the past couple days working on my next book and my thursday column Lara Is Not A Porn Star: Or, How to make it in porn before you were even born. I actually called the people who used her (underage) image, and boy, taking to Texas Bob and […]
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celebrity boobs are *so* out to get you

31 May 2007
David just emailed me The Celebrity Breast Conspiracy over at (friends) 10 Zen Monkeys, where they try to convince us that there's a real celebri-boob media conspiracy that makes a whole huge post about celebrity boobies somehow super-justified. Like we care about such petty legitimacy concerns at Fleshbot. Tinfoil bra, […]
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best women’s neurotica

30 May 2007
Arrrgh, there are too many HOT stories to choose among... That's what I did until 5am last night (along with agonizing over tomorrow's column) and my whole day/night today: making final selections on Best Women's Erotica 2008. I have too many good stories. Too many. It's interesting to see the […]
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sideshow bob strikes again, and the desperate need for web-savvy pornographers (again)

29 May 2007
Mired in column and book deadlines, and a massive upcoming post about Maker Faire, posts will be a bit sparse for a few days. First: * Readers will remember the Chronicle tech writer I got in an internet fight with after SXSW, who wrote about vlogging and called it "vcasts" among […]
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what the fuck is wrong with russia?

27 May 2007
There was a gay rights demonstration in Moscow yesterday -- all they want is the right to have a Pride parade. Police watched as "neo-Nazis" (and religious people) beat the gay rights demonstrators, but then arrested *the victims*, allowing the people who beat them to go free. So, if […]
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fetish dressing, the missing lecture

27 May 2007
No, "fetish dressing" does not go on a rubber salad. It's a lecture -- a short talk, really -- I give to SFSI students a couple times a year. I was supposed to do exactly this at 2:00 this afternoon when I got over to the Mission District, where the […]
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