Herp derp BDSM porn: the Fifty Shades Generator

by Violet Blue on August 20, 2012

Someone finally, finally wrote a Lorem Ipsum text generator for bad porn. Hooray! This labor saving invention means that no one has to write terrible erotica the way our ancestors did before the internet. Someone tell Penthouse Letters that this could shore up their crumbling business model.

From the Fifty Shades Generator (via Viviane),

The Fifty Shades Generator is a breakthrough in erotic fiction. At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary.

Traditionally, print and web designers had to make use of placeholder text known as Lorem Ipsum. It consists of meaningless Latin, though recently there have been great developments in the field such as Bacon Ipsum, Hipster Ipsum and Samuel L Ipsum. Now, creatives can excite clients in more ways than one with Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired filler text.

Fledgling authors! Spice up your otherwise lacklustre novel with graphic sex scenes guaranteed to get your readers hot under the collar (…)

But hey – at least now we know how Fifty Shades was written. Joking aside, discussions with non-sex editors about the striking voice and style changes in 50 Shades’ sex scenes fit the profile of an auto-gen pattern, though this humorous crime against Lorem Ipsum wasn’t part of the conspiracy chat.

You can follow the delightfully damaged deviants behind Fifty Shades Generator on Twitter at @50shadesgen and the hashtag #filthyshades.

Image of lovable derpy Justine Joli at Kink recently for her all-girl birthday BDSM orgy.

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