Dark Knight Rises XXX: A fan’s film

by Violet Blue on May 27, 2012

That’s not Christian Bale above – that’s adult star Giovanni Francesco as Batman in Axel Braun’s upcoming porn parody Dark Knight Rises XXX.

Stills are starting to hit the internet for Axel Braun‘s Dark Knight and they’re so remarkable that some geek and comic forums are saying they’re almost more excited for Braun’s Dark Knight than Christopher Nolan’s. You might remember Braun from his epic Batman XXX porn sendup, which cleverly followed the retro TV series to otaku levels of obsessive geek perfection.

Here’s Bane, played by Derrick Pierce, being directed by Axel Braun:

The release date for Dark Knight Rises XXX (Vivid Video) is July 20, 2012 – simultaneously with Hollywood’s The Dark Knight Rises. Looking at Aiden Ashley as Catwoman (below) I think there is a very real risk that Braun’s straight-to-DVD version might be better than its non-porn doppelganger. Anne Hathaway who?

Braun’s Dark Knight XXX comes right after his an Avengers parody. Yay for geeks in porn! I now have a fantasy of taking the non-sex versions of Axel’s best parodies (Batman, Avengers, Star Wars, Scream, and likely Dark Knight and She Hulk) – and having a boozy, rambunctious screening. Sound fun?

Unfortunately, in yet another mainstream porn publicity fail, there is currently no film page or singular social media URL for Dark Knight XXX for me to send you to (I nabbed stills from Twitter and Facebook feeds of cast and director). I’ll let you know if one magically appears. Vivid isn’t doing anything to make these films easy to be a fan of, and their website’s film pages remind me of everyone’s angst about trying to watch HBO’s Game of Thrones. Boo hiss.

Brendon Miller as The Joker in Dark Knight Rises XXX.

Penny Pax as Batgirl in Dark Knight Rises XXX.

Dani Jensen as Poison Ivy in Dark Knight Rises XXX.

Jennifer Dark as Madame Hydra in Axel Braun’s She Hulk XXX.

Lexington Steele as Nick Fury in Axel Braun’s The Avengers XXX. (Trailer here.)

Tommy Gunn as Wolverine in Axel Braun’s X-Men XXX.

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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{ 2 comments }

1 meccapanzer June 8, 2012 at 8:42 am

Collest art direction for a porn ever imho.

2 odysseus93 May 27, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Looks like grand, pervy fun. Now, with ‘Promethius’ coming out, do we dare hope (or fear?) they could do something equally delicious with the Alien franchise?
I know. Completely wrong…… :)

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