I regret that I only just discovered Bike Smut today – this is something a few of you will most certainly enjoy. Bike Smut is a randy bicycle-centric erotic film fest for indies and amateurs of all stripes, makes and models, genders and orientations. Now in its 5th year, the fest has taken its show on the road across America and completed a six-month tour of Europe last year. For updates, you can follow Bike Smut on Twitter.
The only way to see Bike Smut is when it plays in a theater, bike shop or basement for a live audience. There are no DVDs for sale and no screeners for the media.
However, they do have a fun film clip page, a photo blog and a tour blog. Yay for indie porn! I found this via the NoFauXXX newsletter today with its mini feature of adorable model Poppy Cox that mentioned her work with Bike Smut – in fact, she’s one half of the dynamic duo behind Bike Smut.
A hologram Tupac was one thing, but the hologram hottie cavorting in a closed Parisian lingerie shop after hours might have been my favorite use of the 3D technology yet. Recently at Place Vendome, Paris, after 9pm at the flagship concept store for Empriente Lingerie a special private show could be watched through a street-level store window. “Lady Light” was a silvery hologram girl who pranced and played in different parts of the store to sexily model bra and panties while appearing and disappearing in showers of stars. The amazing spectacle is over, and I’m sad to have discovered it so late (it ran from May 23-26). Here’s to hoping I find out sooner in the future. (via Inspiration Room and Buzzfeed)
One of Berlusconi’s Bacchanalian party attendees, a beautiful Dominican woman named Marysthell Polanco (pictured above), dressed up as U.S. President Barack Obama to entertain guests at what Berlusconi has described as “elegant dinners.” Marysthell Polanco: I dressed up as Barack Obama for Berlusconi (FP Passport)
Dayuse-Hotels.com, a libertine lodging service that lets you book upscale hotel rooms by the hour, has now launched stateside. Skip the no-tell motels and choose among more than 200 hotels in the world: to work, rest, rendez-vous… Get A Room! (Museum of Sex Blog)
When you’re a cable TV porn scheduler, you have to come up with a lot of euphemisms for “handjob.” And sometimes, you have to watch people vomit. What It’s Like To Watch Porn For A Living (Buzzfeed)
Unhappy with the current state of the porn market in Switzerland, Sabine Fischer and Sandra Lichtenstern began experimenting with vintage ‘70’s porn in 2009 and have built their project into a business that has sold thousands of copies of new videos in just a few months, mainly to young couples and almost entirely by word of mouth. Swiss Porn Takes Artistic Turn (XBIZ)
Recently the Village Voice exposed the Schapiro Group, a private consulting firm in Georgia, and the Women’s Funding Network of California, a women’s charity, for knowingly deceiving both congress and the public using false data manufactured through fraudulent research. These groups presented alarming reports of a sudden rise in trafficking and sexual exploitation of girls. Sex Trafficking Charities Caught Lying And Stealing Money (therealpornwikileaks.com)
That’s not Christian Bale above – that’s adult star Giovanni Francesco as Batman in Axel Braun’s upcoming porn parody Dark Knight Rises XXX.
Stills are starting to hit the internet for Axel Braun‘s Dark Knight and they’re so remarkable that some geek and comic forums are saying they’re almost more excited for Braun’s Dark Knight than Christopher Nolan’s. You might remember Braun from his epic Batman XXX porn sendup, which cleverly followed the retro TV series to otaku levels of obsessive geek perfection.
Here’s Bane, played by Derrick Pierce, being directed by Axel Braun:
The release date for Dark Knight Rises XXX (Vivid Video) is July 20, 2012 – simultaneously with Hollywood’s The Dark Knight Rises. Looking at Aiden Ashley as Catwoman (below) I think there is a very real risk that Braun’s straight-to-DVD version might be better than its non-porn doppelganger. Anne Hathaway who?
Braun’s Dark Knight XXX comes right after his an Avengers parody. Yay for geeks in porn! I now have a fantasy of taking the non-sex versions of Axel’s best parodies (Batman, Avengers, Star Wars, Scream, and likely Dark Knight and She Hulk) – and having a boozy, rambunctious screening. Sound fun?
Unfortunately, in yet another mainstream porn publicity fail, there is currently no film page or singular social media URL for Dark Knight XXX for me to send you to (I nabbed stills from Twitter and Facebook feeds of cast and director). I’ll let you know if one magically appears. Vivid isn’t doing anything to make these films easy to be a fan of, and their website’s film pages remind me of everyone’s angst about trying to watch HBO’s Game of Thrones. Boo hiss.
Brendon Miller as The Joker in Dark Knight Rises XXX.
Attention porn filmmakers: it's erotic film fest submission season! Right now four different independent porn film festivals are taking submissions for the best films of 2012. Below I have a brief rundown of who they are, dates and criteria, awards and further information. If you're a non-mainstream porn filmmaker, submit […]
Ashley Doll - Presenting Ashley (above)
Michelle - Web
Anastacia - Golden Bath
Veronika B - On Edge
Lili M. - Premiere
Sofie - Take Me On
Sofie, Ketrin S. - Both Sides of Paradise
Dori K. - Special
Little Caprice - Play my passion strings
Iwia - Casting Iwia
So... after finding the blog Indifferent Cats In Amateur Porn, […]
This video has boy candy and girl candy in equal measures - with a strange sci-fi vibe that makes its sexy "Fight Club" genderfuckery all the more surreal. Apollo Rising is Laura Egan's very short film inspired by Jack Dempsey, the gentleman fighter of the Prohibition era. Oh, and there's […]
Now just two weeks old, Indifferent Cats In Amateur Porn is a very fun Tumblr dedicated to the smile-inducing moments in porn when kitteh steals the show. The site currently relies heavily on Flash videos but is packed with gems - and a genuine interest in wishing the girl in […]
In Australia, Axe/Lynx launches a line for women with a clever public video stunt: the windows of a house were replaced with LCD screens that reveal people having sex and other playful scenarios when passers-by don special sunglasses - video above.
Outdoor Ads for Axe Visible Only If You're Wearing Sunglasses […]
Like many people, I'm feeling Kickstarter exhaustion - but after watching the pitch-trailer for Born Into Porn, I am absolutely riveted. I really hope this gets made because not only do I really want to see it, but I think it needs to be seen. This is an endorsement (and […]
I found Elegy Ellem while chasing down threads from J. Isobel de Lisle's portfolio: this girl is so hot and fun to ogle online that she needs her very own post. Don't miss her substantial NSFW website and she's also on Twitter.*
Also: this Ninja Deer latex outfit she modeled for […]
Female fetish photographer J. Isobel de Lisle (Tumblr) has a sexy portfolio (website) of latex-clad and fetish-trussed alt models wearing the likes of Obsidian Design, and includes hot models like Rachel Dashae. She's based in New Jersey (not LA, NY, the UK or SF for a change).
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Linsay and Pablo - Pretty Backdoor Baby (pictured above)
Katie and Angelo - Southern Fantasy
Diana - Introducing Diana
Holly and Taylor - Love Kitchen
Kristen & Ivy - Lady Lovers
The Voice has learned that the FBI's Los Angeles Internet Crime division has been actively investigating Hunter Moore and Is Anyone Up for months, according to four people who say they've been interviewed by the FBI about his now-shuttered site. The case's focus, according to those familiar with the investigation, […]
Women who ride a bicycle on a regular basis are at an increased risk of losing some sensation the pelvic region which can lead to less pleasure during sex, according to a new Yale study.
Cycling May Diminish Sexual Pleasure in Women, Lead to Numbness of the Genitalia (Medical Daily)
They've […]
Brilliant idea, and very real: "Grand Old Party" is a data visualization project that took Gallup approval ratings for Republican GOP candidates within a time frame, projected the data as butt plug shapes (finally, the GOP is anal-safe), printed them with a 3D printer and cast them in black silicone. […]
Ms. Violet Blue (@violetblue) is an investigative tech reporter at CNET, Zero Day, ZDNet, and CBS News, as well as an award-winning sex author and columnist, making her the foremost expert in the field of sex and technology. She travels to hacker conferences and hacker gatherings around the world to cover hacking, cybercrime and personal privacy violations in countries such as Malaysia, Germany, Morocco, China, the Dominican Republic, the United States, and Serbia. In 2012, Blue presented “Hackers as a High-Risk Population” bringing harm reduction to the featured stage for CCC’s 29c3 hacker conference in Hamburg. She is an Advisor to Without My Consent, a Member of the Internet Press Guild, a Member of the Center for Investigative Reporting, and is an Editor on the Board for Routledge's Porn Studies Journal.
Blue appears on CNN and The Oprah Winfrey Show and is regularly interviewed, quoted, and featured in a variety of publications that includes ABC News and the Wall Street Journal. She has authored and edited award-winning, best selling books in eight translations - one is excerpted on Oprah Winfrey's website - and has been a sex columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle. She has been at the center of many Internet scandals, including Google’s “nymwars” and Libya’s web domain censorship and seizures—Forbes calls her “omnipresent on the web” and named her a Forbes Web Celeb. She has given keynote talks at such conferences as ETech, LeWeb, and the Forbes Brand Leadership Conference, she received a standing ovation at Seattle’s Gnomedex, and has given two Tech Talks at Google.
Violet Blue bio courtesy TTI Vanguard. Photo of Violet Blue by Samantha Wolov.
