Comments on: This Week In Porn Hysteria: The USB Porn Stick

By: Jason Riedy

Jason Riedy — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 19:45:16 +0000

And not only was the worker pro-active about getting the porn stick, the worker *saved the company money*! Wins for everyone!

By: GoneWonky

GoneWonky — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:08:04 +0000

Great, the same Bill Janklow who killed a motorcyclist while a congressman and got a slap on the wrist is an anti-porn crusader. Yet another reason to despise this man, yay!

By: violet

violet — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 02:05:13 +0000

Jason, I think you might have just explained why I’m “patient zero” in the Tasty Flesh zombie comic!

So now @dotBen is saying I should make and sell a $99 TinyNibbles USB Porn Stick – with all my top picks for porn on it. Um…

Worker: Boss, I got that $100 Porn Stick you told me to buy for the company…

By: Jason Riedy

Jason Riedy — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 00:15:15 +0000

So you just have to bite someone, and suddenly they want to watch folks getting it on? ROCKIN’! Oh, damn, that was as accurate as the articles? sigh.

By: stained

stained — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 23:25:04 +0000

wait a second, this will tag my porn! where do i get one? this thing will save me days of work when i get in an ocd mood and make it easier to find the pics i want. why aren’t they advertising it for that?

By: Angelika

Angelika — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 23:16:14 +0000

lolz ;) and thank YOU for pointing ehm “sticking” to the obvious/facts !

dito : i am grateful for being “wild & free” id est = self-employed – as Lady G Soul above said.

By: Lady Grinning Soul

Lady Grinning Soul — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 22:38:57 +0000

And all I can think is… thank God I’m self employed and do everything exclusively on my personal, private laptop.

By: R

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 18:00:56 +0000

My employer reputedly watches the gateways for people accessing known porn sites. (I say “reputedly” because I’ve never tested this, and have never heard of anyone getting busted for it.)

But the fact that they have a list of known porn sites means that somewhere out there, there is a person whose job it is to maintain that list. Think about it: their JOB is building a definitive list of ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET. Never mind the sheer impossible magnitude of the task, and just contemplate the fact that the entire reason someone is employed to do this is… to keep people from looking at porn while at work. It’s like you have to ritually sacrifice one person to the porn gods to keep them from afflicting everyone else.

I think the conservatives should really look into this approach for other things that they hate. “We here at the Republican Party have come up with an innovative approach to combatting homosexuality. We’ve drawn straws, and young John Smith here is going to use up all the gay. He’s going to be doing gay stuff every minute of every day, so there won’t be any left over for anyone else, and they’ll be forced to be heterosexual. Of course, if John’s efforts alone aren’t enough, we may have to dedicate more people to the task, but that’s the sacrifice we’re prepared to make for America: we’ll gay as much as it takes to make everyone straight.”

By: Redme

Redme — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:34:10 +0000

I am so relieved! My pics of dominatrices with tall boots and long corsets pegging me and other sissies in maid dresses and head covers will elude the skin-targeting Porn Stick.

BTW, with a name like “Porn Stick” is that really a clue this is a ruse or stealth marketing campaign?

By: Digital Succubus

Digital Succubus — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 13:38:45 +0000

So effectively they’ve released a USB stick with a small program on it that identifies images on your computer that have a lot of shades of pink in them. Obviously every image you have that has lots of bare skin is going to be porn.

The whole opening comment about the “growing legion of porn addicts” is just thrown out there. Are there really millions of people unable to stop themselves downloading and watching adult material at work?

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 08:30:15 +0000

Good grief… I can only thank you for more junk food :) I knew before I got to that bit that they’d somehow link it to rape and child molestation – they just can’t resist. Entertaining as it is to read such nonsense, it does make me concerned for the folk that take anything in the press as fact. Agreed that porn doesn’t belong in the workplace, but no more or less so than the countless more hours that are likely idled away on facebook.

Anyway, I’ve half a mind to buy myself a porn stick, reformat it and use it to keep porn on.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 04:57:30 +0000

Arousal is dangerous? I never realized how dangerous I was…