A Google Autocomplete Valentine

by Violet Blue on February 14, 2011

Are we feeling lucky?

Violet Blue

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{ 5 comments }

1 MP February 28, 2011 at 8:03 pm

I think the “Why doesn’t my boyfriend get his period” is people searching for a specific Yahoo Answers entry for comedy value, rather than people honestly asking the question.

Also:
“I wish my girlfriend was as filthy as this track” is a song
“I Wish My Boyfriend Was As Dirty As Your Policy” is a protest sign
“Wish my boyfriend was as dirty as my boots” is a slogan found printed on actual boots

2 molly February 15, 2011 at 3:58 am

How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Break Up With Me? ummm really……

And I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as your policies……why the hell would this come up?

Great post

Mollyxxx

3 Harold February 14, 2011 at 7:36 pm

I wonder if we would see different results with an uncensored autocomplete. You can see some obvious omissions in the “I wish my boyfriend had a bigger” and “I wish my girlfriend had bigger” items.

P.S.: Does anybody understand the “as dirty/filthy as these boots/your policies/this track/my bike” ones?

4 DRM February 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm

As always, very nicely done!! Thank you very much for your generosity.

5 Lzygenius February 14, 2011 at 6:39 am

I just want to call attention to the option for “why doesnt my boyfriend get his period”.

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