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I sort of cheated and went ahead and gave you the #1 video from Joystick Division’s list, 8 Unforgettable Video Game Sex Scenes [Super-NSFW] (joystickdivision.com, thanks Angie!). The above scene is from God of War III – Aphrodite’s Bed. But just because you saw their top pick, it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t click on over there and look at all of the rest of the scenes they selected for their top gamer nerd-sex moments – you should. At least so you can see the infamous “hot coffee” mod from Grand Theft Auto in full, and share with me the wish to someday see as much pixelated peen as 8-bit tit.
I think I did this whole post just to write “8-bit tit.” Does that make me one?
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I had to second Okysseus’s recommendation there. Bayonetta was just so over the top… sexploitative… it was great! Never will forget the scene with the peeing cherub statue (between 7:00 and 9:00): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKmPol4wCtE
… really quite good! And interesting. However I’m surprised by the amount of conversation! :D
And though it contains no in your face sex per-say, for pure cheesy, fetishy, oh please beat and shoot my bad ass this moment fun, ‘Bayonetta’ shakes my pillar of heaven…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PZ1i992kc&feature=channel
part of me hates to admit this but…in heavy rain after that sex scene if you reload at a certain point madison then walks around nude…
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