Ridiculously Hot Farmer’s Calendars (Agrarian Pin-Ups)

by Violet Blue on December 13, 2010

Bulgarian Erotic Farmers Calendar

Who knew calendars for farmers are the hot thing? They certainly are in Europe, where farmers get all the inspiration they need all year long from a bevy of hotties posting with field and farm equipment. My first discovery was the Bulgarian Farmer’s Calendar 2011, which has topless sexy babes (models and Playboy buns – with actual bunnies) in farm settings all over Bulgaria. I had no idea how beautiful the Bulgarian countryside was – moreso with nips in the sun.

Bulgarian Erotic Farmers Calendar

I think the behind-the-scenes video is nipple-tastic; with a thunderous climax of three topless models having a water and soap fight when they are supposed to be washing a tractor, or something. Genius!

My next discovery was the Swiss Farmers’ Calendar – that apparently has been going on for a while now. I was delighted, truly delighted to see there is a male farmer’s calendar in addition to the women’s. This year they added a German (female) farmer’s calendar, translated as “German Peasant Calendar” and they promise a 2012 Austrian Peasant Calendar. Here are galleries of all the Peasant Calendars.

Swiss Erotic Peasant Farmers Calendar Girls

How can you not love the Swiss Peasant Calendars, with their animal friends?

Swiss Erotic Peasant Farmers Calendar Boys

Oh, the life of a farmer. That’s the life for me.

Violet Blue

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{ 2 comments }

1 Emerald December 14, 2010 at 3:32 am

I too was profoundly pleased when I saw you say there was also a male calendar! (I want one, actually.) As a farm girl originally from Iowa, I find these delightful. :) Thanks for sharing!

2 Chris December 14, 2010 at 12:59 am

FYI: There already is an Austrian version, see here: http://www.jungbauernkalender.at/jbk-anschauen/

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