TSA = No. NMA = Yes.

by Violet Blue on November 20, 2010

NMA National Masturbation Association
I, for one, bow to our HItachi-wielding overlords.

I read today that Congress and various administration get to skip security when they fly commercial at the airport — the same rat bastards who pass the TSA scanner and pat down laws. Inmates running the asylum, indeed. I want safety as much as the next girl who wants to stay alive. But when the hypocrisy of decision makers is this egregious, I can not feel safe with their decisions.

This somehow brought the above logo into my inbox — I am delighted at how much it looks like the TSA logo. A bit of much-needed sexy levity. Our favorite political cartoonist Tom Tomorrow (okay, MY favorite) has a whole range of shirts and snazzy panties, water bottles (!) and hats with the NMA logo emblazoned on them like government-issue leisurewear. I think he’s going to pull the NMA line out of the store sometime soon, so if you love them, buy one now. Personally, I think these would look great while worn during an opt-out pat down.

Illustration by Tom Tomorrow, used with permission.

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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1 Mitch November 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm

It the Hitachi the female equivalent of the death grip?

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