The Periodic Table of Swearing

by Violet Blue on July 10, 2010

The Periodic Table of Swearing

Sadly, The Periodic Table of Swearing by Modern Toss is currently out of stock. It was also extremely expensive. Still, the very British-flavored periodic table of verbal obscenities and graphic insults is really entertaining (click to view large size for detail, link via The Awesomer). I’m definitely going to start using these on Twitter when I’m annoyed by random douchiness.

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{ 6 comments }

1 Diane Valencen August 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Beautiful. Yet another thing i wish i’d thought of long long ago. As always Violet you get two marks!

2 Lelo July 14, 2010 at 11:14 pm

I wish I had this back in school, I can just imagine my teachers reaction!

3 MissMarg July 14, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Fod this? I am guessing it is in relation to F#$% this which I might use in a conversation piece when ‘how many swear words can you come up with’ tomorrow on a date.

4 Iamcuriousblue July 11, 2010 at 11:52 am

I dunno – I think “Fuck” is the Hydrogen of curse words.

5 Lana July 10, 2010 at 8:43 pm

As a British writer of erotica, I can attest that they’re all used! Fabulous, Violet!

6 Robyn July 10, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Cock Garage? lol This is awesome! Love that my favorite word “cunt” is at the number 1 spot :)

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