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I like to imagine that somewhere in the Pacific a nefarious mastermind, resembling Scarlett Johansson in her Iron Man 2 catsuit, is in a secret lab staffed with fembots engineering all the latest in new sex toys. What better way to conquer the world? And who needs a better reason to join the forces of darkness? I’m 100% sure my fantasies are WAY off, but a new crop of unusual yet brilliant sex toys is definitely inspiring some fantasies.

* I think that most every guy who has bought a sex toy for himself has either picked up a Fleshlight or an Aneros — but the Tenga Egg masturbator has certainly become the new most popular boy toy. The newest version (it makes me wish I could body-swap for a few minutes) is the Tenga Double Hole Cup. Babeland describes it thus, “This pre-lubricated wonder contains two pleasure options — the “bitter” end is narrow and lined with tiny nubs for a tighter sensation, while the “sweet” end, with its wider canal and larger nubs, provides wonderful resistance when pulling out and pushing in.”

* But it gets more interesting with the Tenga Sleeve Warmer. I would try it if I could.

* Here’s the kit I want: the Vibrator Upgrade Kit. What a great idea: this way, a girl can turn *any* dildo or favorite vibrator into a toy that penetrates while providing clitoral stimulation! YES! It’s all elastomer, which is non-toxic. Brilliant. Seen modeled on a classic smoothie vibe, one of the all-time bestselling classics.

* This one is odd but kind of intriguing. It’s a silicone finger extension — it slips onto two fingers to give you two really big fingers. Almost like getting a lesbian handjob from Minnie Mouse, I presume. Very intriguing. Almost diabolical.

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The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and TinyNibbles is named one of Self Magazine’s “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is the Founder, Editor and Owner of TinyNibbles and many other popular web properties. She is a Forbes Web Celeb, a columnist for CBS Interactive/ZDNet, and is one of Wired's Faces of Innovation. Blue teaches and lectures around the world (including two Google Inc. Tech Talks on sex) and is the Author and Editor of over 35 best-selling, award-winning books. She is regarded as the foremost expert in the field of sex and technology and has guested on Oprah, CNN and more.

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