Comments on: how to learn CPR

By: charazzar

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By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 21 May 2010 10:12:36 +0000

elsie- chest compressions are *very* important in CPR (even more so than mouth-to mouth- if you are to leave one out, do just the compressions until help arrives). As the patient here seems somewhat responsive, I’d probably still need to do a full exam, just in case. ;)

By: MissMarguerite

MissMarguerite — Thu, 20 May 2010 02:00:00 +0000

Where was this instructional video when I was in high school? Had I seen this during the required CPR class, I might have gone back to get re-certified when my permit ran out.

By: elsie

elsie — Wed, 19 May 2010 11:07:24 +0000

Hmmm… maybe if CPR classes were more like that, more people would get certified! On the other hand, I’m not sure how much good those heart compressions would do… any EMTs care to weigh in?

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