who knew? porn looks GREAT on Apple products!

by Violet Blue on April 20, 2010

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Me perusing the fine work of PinkVisualPad. Don’t try this at home, kids. Apple products are not made for this. Void where prohibited, which is everywhere. Unless you’re like me and believe that if you can’t put porn on it, then you don’t own it.

{ 5 comments }

1 Bryan April 23, 2010 at 8:34 pm

I don’t agree with Apple’s stance on apps… But there’s still plenty of porn you can get at. I just checked and Brazzers seems to be all HTML 5ed up now too. I tried 3 movies and they all played fine.

2 Denny April 21, 2010 at 2:08 am

I looked at the Ipad in the pic. But my mind said, “Oooooo, Look. She has a tatoo on her leg.” Does this make me abnormal?

3 Tom April 20, 2010 at 5:05 pm

You’ve just proven you can put porn on it. You don’t need to give apple a pund of flesh to do it.

Contrary to popular belief you can easily create an app using common web tools still. The only diff is apple has no say whatsoever what you do there and they don’t get 30% of the take too.

I appreciate your stance and I’m a bit of an apple fanboy myself. However the porn haters of the republican party are salivating at the thought of someone like apple offering anything remotely obscene. They would have the pitchforks and think of the children assholes on there front lawn of one infinite loop and be suing and all sorts of boycotts.

I’m surprised one of the flash porn sites that exist haven’t realized it. I’d pay a couple bucks a month to anyone who figured this out. Not the 25 a month some places want but I’d buy a web based Css/html5 one

4 David April 20, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Words cannot express how disappointed in Apple I am. I used to be the sort of customer who would find any reason he could to upgrade to the newest iPhone or MacBook Pro… but now? I’ll be leaving my discretionary money in the bank until either Apple decides to stop playing morality police, or someone else starts selling products that are just as good. As it stands now, I can’t justify giving Apple any more of my money unless I absolutely have to (such as when my laptop dies. I’m taking a moral stand, but not enough of one to switch back to Windows; that’d just be crazy.)

5 Modfetish April 20, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Agreed! The first thing I did with my iPad was load up my site. This thing was made for dirty pictures. Even youporn streams on it.

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