vote in the British general erection

by Violet Blue on April 22, 2010

Image by Pete Woodhead.

Yes, you read that correctly. It’s voting time in the UK, and it looks like their electoral process needs a fluffer. My cheeky friends at LoveHoney UK are featuring their bestselling vibrating cockring (great for clitoral and electoral stimulation) as a super-special General Erection Love Ring for only 25p. But my source at LoveHoney tells me there’s a catch: you have to admit which of the party leaders you’d most like (or least dislike) to have sex with. When I got the email this morning it said, “Nick Clegg is miles ahead – he’s the leader of the smallest of the 3 main parties. He did best in TV leader’s debate last week, and now everyone wants to sleep with him.”

Now I see that as of this post, Clegg is only one vote ahead. So much for debates helping you score.

Please do your part, and vote for a well-hung Parliament. “Vote carefully, this one-night stand will last for 5 years.” (, thanks R!)

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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1 Todd '@tojosan' Jordan April 22, 2010 at 4:48 pm

How about which one I’d expect to have sex with me. Ha.
What a been there done that theme but fun enough to draw folks in for a discount.

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