deconstructing Christina Aguilera’s sex accessories

by Violet Blue on March 31, 2010

For the past month, Christina Aguilera has been slowly trickling out artwork and teaser hints about her next album, Bionic. In the few images we’ve seen, she’s in some serious fetish gear; one image has her in a black latex vintage-style girdle. Which, by the way, is certainly custom-made because it isn’t easy to find a full, vintage-style latex girdle with garters like hers, believe it or not. I’ve looked. But it’s the promo photo above that intrigued me, and the most recent press that accompanies it. In an interview this week, Aguilera told paps she’s been reading erotica in the bathtub — of course I was hoping for some familiar titles — and goes on to say that the books are waterproof. That narrows down Christina’s self-titillating reading selections to only two books: Aqua Erotica: 18 Stories for a Steamy Bath and Wet: More Aqua Erotica (out of print). Aqua Erotica is like a million years old, so it seems an odd choice. Cleis Press should send her some of my new titles; looking at her choice of top-shelf sex accessories I think she’d get a lot more mileage out of Girls On Top, even if it’s plain old paper (until Amazon releases a waterproof Kindle, that is). Because in the photo above, she’s flashing a very sophisticated sex toy: in her hand is a $1,5000.00 silver handjob ring for men, the Betony Vernon Petting Ring. “It is a double ring that holds the index finger and thumb in the chi mudra position; the gesture used in meditation for a one-pointed mind and for a perfect hand job as well.”

Well okay, then. I’ll check out Christina’s new album.

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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1 Jettie Klett September 1, 2010 at 7:28 am

I like Christina Aguilera a lot. I have been a fan of hers since the start of her career. She is very beautiful, and she has a unbelievable voice! I would love to be able to sing like that!

2 Lady Lucie April 12, 2010 at 2:30 pm

I’m very much looking forward to Christinas new album and videos. Her styling is amazing, of course i’m biased, because i made some of her latex clothing for it.
I have always admired Christina’s ‘girl power’ attitude, if not her music so much!

3 tiffani April 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm

ha its cheaper to make your own latex outfits.

4 Bill April 1, 2010 at 11:30 am

Stick your kindle in a zip-lock bag – *poof* it’s water-proof!

5 bleah April 1, 2010 at 10:25 am

don’t know if that tag will get through, BB was featuring this Ukr mask maker that had serious leather skills, thought you might like the link. Steampunk girdle? xx

6 courtney trouble March 31, 2010 at 1:59 pm

i cant wait to see her videos…..

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